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@piedpincher
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Guys please whipe the equipment after your sets 🙄🙄
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These spam numbers will never stress me out
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DL closeted Trump supporter from high school unfollowed me after i said im not being friends with trumpies 😭😭.
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What visiting family, not working out and eating random shit will do to a mf
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@psblykimrichrds @Dulasonlypeep She was the plane and we’re the passengers, it’s a metaphor.
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@salvucciodamico Honestly the girl can be excused… however the grown ass old man pushing women out of the way cannot be rehabilitated.
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@realitybites555 Oh he’s an ugly moron like you no one wants that shit, i never let him have it anyway 🤭🤭.
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@TyrannyBlck @crystalizedkid Right and also like… yah some secret society has the technology to make clones and rapidly age them but oh shoot they forgot the tattoo 😭😭😭.
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My friend has a wooden countertop but it makes it look like her breakfast is spread out all over the floor 💀
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No cause she is right and she should say it
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Should I just make this a thirst trapping account?
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@spikeluvr Always do this… just because people shouldn’t drive the wrong way doesn’t mean they won’t!.
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I had the opposite where i hit on someone and it immediately worked 😁.
went to a gay bar alone tonight for a few hours and not a single person hit on me. i tried to hit on people but no one wanted me. for a few hours. no one, for hours
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My braincells when someone asks me to name a teletubby
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Missing teams pings while I’m at the lake 30 minutes from home >>>
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@jay_shahbcci @miakhalifa You look like your mom put a rubber band around your head when you were a baby, and when they found you and took it off it was too late :(.
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Posting my morning Snapchat selfie on because I’m feeling myself today
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Didn’t get to see my blood family this Christmas because my parents aren’t accepting and they don’t want to meet my boyfriend. But my boyfriend side is the sweetest ever and they were so welcoming 🥰🥰 my heart is warmed. Anyway, if your parents are accepting hug them for me!!.
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@CashIete Why her feet diggin up under the counter?? And her feet look like they’re on the wrong way
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Walking around with hair on my face so everyone knows i just got a haircut
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@Tobiiramas @brittney2fresh She’s basically always doing something nasty and being naked, it’s her brand.
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I just need a good man who’s 6’2 with dark hair and a little bit of fuzz on his butt and almond eyes and big muscles and a cute face and shaggy hair and is funny and also has a good career and a lot of drive. Now is that too much to ask?.
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It should be Lizzo.
Five young stars have tested for the part of the Elvis Presley in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming biopic. But, who will get the role?
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@legalbuster @colin_fraser @ArgonGruber Great and we didn’t need that clarification, fake sign implies that it isn’t authorized.
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Can somebody please teach me how to play tennis
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@JohnTrollt97152 @mustachetoilet @AirSerpent They’ll take the body for autopsy but you will be left to clean up the blood and fragments of brain. So no they don’t clean up for you lol.
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And if i was a cute little sailor this Halloween?? What then?
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@_juicyanna @DrugsMedia I mean she’s wearing a face mask which they don’t in the show, so i feel like this isn’t a part of the filming 😭.
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I kind of wish I was just a pure himbo. life would be so much easier
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“Let me find out you have a crush on me dude” -Rosa
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@MajinBuu2000 @pieceofarke @SamEdwardd Oh are these the hostages that Israel just bombed? Lol they don’t care about them this is about stealing land.
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@ChesterChessnut @crochetwoman17 @Snowman55403 @nypost Are you dumb?? Intentionally administering a placebo instead of a vaccine in the midst of a deadly pandemic isn’t as simple as “it’s just saline”… in that case is a bullet just metal?.
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When i was DL i added a fake birthmark to my nudes so that if anyone ever tried to expose me i could just say its not me shsbsbsbbbs.
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My hairs been doing it’s own thing but ngl I’m feeling MAD CUTE
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Yes I upgraded my LinkedIn picture, and yes i fink I look kind of cute 🙈
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