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Welcome new followers. You are here because of the Cabaret post. Please be advised that I'm generally just here to shitpost with my friends. Do not expect quality content going forward! 😅
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I feel like a lot of people are unaware of how deeply uncomfortable a good performance of Cabaret is supposed to make you...
hours later and still horrified, still sending this to every person i know
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Virtually every gay man I know has been called a faggot from a moving vehicle. I think that's something straight people should be aware of.
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If you're able to talk about the show as you're leaving the theatre, it wasn't a good performance.
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@mellowgloom
Oh honey...
It's a musical about the Nazi takeover of Weimar Germany, which included the elimination of what you're describing as "seedy and STD-riddled." You're uncomfortable about exactly the wrong things.
You could not craft a worse take if you tried.
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@KayCeeWrites
I'm just perplexed that THIS is what they find uncomfortable about a show that's reminding us that everyone has the potential to be complicit in terrible things.
@ameliabedeliajr
"Tomorrow Belongs To Me" is literally a Nazi anthem.
"If You Could See Her" is distilled antisemitism.
The reprise of "Married" is interrupted by a brick thrown through the window.
The Emcee definitely ends up in a concentration camp.
But Eddie's movements are off-putting. 🤣
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@ameliabedeliajr
"Tomorrow Belongs To Me" is literally a Nazi anthem.
"If You Could See Her" is distilled antisemitism.
The reprise of "Married" is interrupted by a brick thrown through the window.
The Emcee definitely ends up in a concentration camp.
But Eddie's movements are off-putting. 🤣
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@delle59
Mine was Alan Cumming and Natasha Richardson in the 1998 revival, and then I saw the movie version later
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@ameliabedeliajr
Fraulein Schneider's big song is about how she's decided not to stand up to the Nazis, ffs. You're supposed to feel 18 different kinds of uncomfortable.
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It really doesn't matter how self confident you are, either: It is always terrifying and humiliating.
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The year is 2052. Queen Elizabeth is celebrating her Polonium Jubilee. Charles has been dead for 18 years.
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@Cade_Dunn
First, having a slur used against you is a fundamentally different experience when it strikes at a real part of your identity vs when it does not. As a straight person, sure, you're not going to like being called a faggot. You're going to feel the hate behind the word.
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@rorymkeane
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We're getting off into the weeds. Let's table the dirty dishes and circle back around to them at the end if there's time.
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How many leitmotif jokes can one person make?!
yooo how was the date last night? cant help but notice that your leitmotif has incorporated a playful glockenspiel this morning 👀
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I am trying to check some privilege here. Please do not be unkind to this young man, but feel free to follow along and chime in if you have something useful to say.
@Cade_Dunn
First, having a slur used against you is a fundamentally different experience when it strikes at a real part of your identity vs when it does not. As a straight person, sure, you're not going to like being called a faggot. You're going to feel the hate behind the word.
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@Variety
Lea Michele doesn't have object permanence. When you play peekaboo with her, she has no idea what's going on.
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@LouisatheLast
We at KFC deeply regret our Triangle Shirtwaist Remembrance Extra Tasty Crispy Bucket promotion and its tagline, "The flavor is inescapable."
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@readingtheend
@TragicAllyHere
It's true. Everyone who's ever hurt me has been dry, and my wet self knows this on a primal level.
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@dieworkwear
So his issue is... a major city has graffiti, not all of the buildings are attractive, there are fast food restaurants, and not all of the walking paths are paved?
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@Cade_Dunn
I am willing to bet that while you may have endured the same behavior, it did not have the same effect. I have also been called the N word, and I can assure you that it's not the same as when the same slur is used against a black person.
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@jaboukie
Santa smiles and puts his finger to his lips to indicate silence, makes eye contact with the top, and winks mischievously as he unbuckles his belt.
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@hankgreen
"As he read, I fell in love the way garlic bread toasts under the broiler: nothing for what felt like forever, and then all at once while I had my back turned for ONE GODDAMNED SECOND."
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I absolutely love getting Awesome Socks Club socks every month. They're always fun.
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name a moment in politics that ISN'T from the west wing but FEELS like it is
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Zoey is awful, and Charlie should have ended up with a real woman who'd treat him right, such as Marion Cotesworth-Haye.
Quote-tweet this with your most controversial The West Wing opinion.
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@PettyHomoMD
As a patient, I like having immediate access to lab results. Receiving results before talking to my doctor allows me time to figure out the questions I need to ask, and to do emotional processing however I choose. Doctors drastically overestimate their emotional skills.
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As engineers, the products that we create help to shape our society. You cannot design taser shields and believe that you are working towards a just, equitable, and moral society. Just don't work on this shit.
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Muting this now, feel free to talk amongst yourselves
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Most accurate cartoon I've seen in a loooooong time.
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@kirstinosgood
@JessicaValenti
It's coming from the machine. The machine is making the heartbeat sound. Some of the cells in the petri dish are putting out faint electrical pulses that the machine is deciding should sound like a heartbeat.
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@Cade_Dunn
I understand that you feel that way, but you are wrong. I'm happy to discuss further if you're open to hearing what I have to say.
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FRAUD! If you count only the LEGAL votes, I have won every poll EASILY. Why do CJ Cregg's votes always come in LATE? MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE IS THE TRUE FAN FAVORITE, AND WE WILL BE GOING TO COURT.
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@axcomrade
@MeghanMcCain
I don't think Meghan McCain's father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased with this.
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@JoyousPanther
@nycsouthpaw
I'm not sure he understands the difference between bar dues and a bar tab these days.
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@dieworkwear
Yes... my parrot Trudy will sometimes tell me "Good night Trudy bird" if she wants to go to sleep before I normally turn off her lights.
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@AntiFashGordon
@mattbc
You know what? Sure, let 'em mine their own coal and build their own power plants. They don't like our global economy, they can make their own. They'll find it's not trivial to build society from scratch.
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@bexone
@diannaeanderson
Cathedrals fell down, like, A LOT. There's a significant degree of survivor bias at work here. 😅
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@KayCeeWrites
I'll fully admit that I didn't understand Pippin at all the first time. My understanding of Little Shop of Horrors has evolved dramatically since the first time I saw it.
A teenager shouldn't expect to understand every piece of art yet. 😅
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I really want to thank everybody who's shared their experiences here. I'm trying to read and acknowledge them all, but lordy there are a lot of you. <3
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@Cade_Dunn
But it's a different experience when you *are* a faggot. You are acutely aware that your identity has been spotted. It is not the same as when the word is used casually, as a generic insult without respect to your identity.
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@KayCeeWrites
There are also some things that you just need to have a certain amount of life experience to viscerally understand.
There are a few shows that I didn't appreciate the first time I saw them, but revisiting them 20+ years later when I'd lived a bit, I did.
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Y'all ever see a straight man who was CLEARLY supposed to be gay but something went horribly wrong? Like John Mulaney or Chris Morocco?
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@PreetBharara
10:30 AM Tuesday. Didn't get my absentee ballot request submitted in time, so I'm driving 3 hours to vote.
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Holy shit, CNN had the balls to call a spade a spade
The "Harry Potter" author has continued to make anti-transgender comments and promote stories on her Twitter account that discredit trans-inclusive advocacy.
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@butterball
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@AnaGasteyer
How about me? I am a Thanksgiving dinner champion, Mayflower descendant, and NONE of my qualifying ancestors were privateers!
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@LouisatheLast
It unisex toilets stop cis women from doing this, then I consider it a net win for society.
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Just for the record, since I'm not subject to the UK's ridiculous defamation laws, JK Rowling is a fascist, right wing, Nazi-adjacent anti-trans bigot who is responsible for fomenting hate that kills trans people, and the world as a whole would be better off if she weren't in it.
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@BradleyWhitford
I miss her, but I'm also comforted by the knowledge that she never had to film a scene with Josh Malina.
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@monovalent
@ysaw
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Basically everything is terrifying. Everybody has fixed a bug in a shipping product where their internal monologue is, "Jesus, how did that ever work? That shouldn't have worked." as they realize it's been like that for *years*.
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@nocontxtww
She's a 10, but she believes that there's a nuclear missile hidden under the Eisenhower putting green
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@deberry2040
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Can you imagine it's like 10 years after the Bartlet presidency and Margaret and Kate are private investigators and also married to each other? Kate and Will Bailey are divorced but have a kid together, and they all just drag Will for every little thing.
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@kirstinosgood
@JessicaValenti
Or, more accurately, that the people who designed the machine think should sound like a heartbeat in order to elicit an emotional response from the person carrying the pregnancy. It's a conscious engineering decision.
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@LouisatheLast
Businesses who install these things should get prepared to have them uninstalled with a sledgehammer by an angry mob.
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Pro tip: Worcester never trends for anything good.
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@nocontxtww
That's a good guess, but the correct answer is Mandy, who is wandering endlessly in her void, neither alive nor dead.
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My uncle bought me a .22 rifle when I was six months old because he wasn't expected to live until my first birthday. He died when I was in my late 20s.
Why treat someone's cancer if they're going to die regardless? As someone who has fought like hell to win a few more months for dying friends so that their kids may remember them a bit better
I'm actually ashamed that so many people I consider friends are following this account.
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Remember: if Jesus doesn't see his shadow on Sunday, it's 6 more weeks of quarantine.
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Are you a healthcare worker? Are you wearing surgical masks all the time now? Do your ears fuckin' hurt from the elastic straps? I can help. These little bitches will hold the straps behind your head, off your sensitive little ears. They're fuckin' free. I'll mail you some.
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@ARTschorn
As opposed to you, who are dressed like you're auditioning to be a Dapper Dan when DisneyLand reopens.
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@nocontxtww
She's a 10, but she disappeared in between seasons and we have absolutely no idea where she is
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@Cade_Dunn
You don't necessarily know what's tipped somebody off., but trust me, you KNOW whether it's random nonsense or a targeted attack.
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The beginning of "Tomorrow" when Abbey takes Jed's hand and tells him, "You did a lot of good" and he is so very much not sure if that's true or not. Great moment.
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@nocontxtww
"You know what? It did disrupt the unit. The unit got over it. The unit changed. I'm an admiral in the U.S. Navy and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff... Beat that with a stick." (One of my favorite pastry power moves on TWW)
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