This seems like an excellent weekend to play with Mastodon:
If you are a fellow asylum seeker, reply with your details please? It's weird not having people to follow.
The Twitter account for
@Enterprisefoods
is suddenly protected, and its website is down.
Not a good start as its golden hour bleeds away.
If it does not respond soon – and very well – this could be a corporate meltdown for the history books.
#listeriosis
Can't remember the last time so many South Africans went "where the fuck is the President?"
Feels like this could be a legacy-defining week for Cyril Ramaphosa – one way or the other.
Dlamini exchange with Budlender, under cross-examination.
Q: Can you think of anything you do [other than social grants] that affects 17 million people a month?
A: "Yes."
Q: "What is that?"
[long pause]
A: "I don't understand what it is you want me to say.”
#Sassa
Big blow for Dlamini in
#Sassa
inquiry: judge Ngoepe rules that her former technocrats, Zane Dangor and Thokozani Magwaza, are allowed to cross examine her.
Zuma in Parliament: I'm gonna set up a state capture inquiry.
Zuma in court: I never said I'm going to set an inquiry.
Court: Not so fast, buddy.
#statecapture
Seems to me
#Multichoice
is counting on its cancellation of ANN7 to turn public opinion in its favour. At bottom, words like "mistakes" and "humbled" notwithstanding, the rest is all self-justification.
Dlamini: before October 2016 nobody ever told me
#Sassa
might miss the 1 April 2017 deadline to regularise grant payments.
Freedom Under Law: Here is a letter that told you so in September. Did you get it this letter?
Dlamini: Yes.
That's a 22% headcount reduction in cabinet ministers. Not bad. If it were corporate retrenchments, we'd be talking in terms such as "brutal" and "bloodbath".
A number of things have to happen almost simultaneously now.
But for starters someone had better get Acting President Cyril Ramaphosa a copy of the budget speech, a red pen, and a helluva lot of coffee.
Suddenly seeing a lot of chatter about how the Western Cape only looks bad because of high rates of testing.
I really can't be bothered to untangle the politics behind that, but here's the proportion of Covid-19 deaths:
WC - 49%
KZN - 25%
EC - 11%
GP - 9%
Absa's Marcus on Busisiwe Mkhwebane's approach to
#Ciex
litigation:
“It is difficult to be polite about what the Public Protector has done here. If this were a first year university student they would be disciplined for plagiarism.”
"You know the saying that patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels? Well, in South Africa, if you really need somewhere to hide, it’s not in patriotism but in race politics."
- Lesetja Kganyago, in a lecture in Washington yesterday.
The Slow Torture of Bathabile Dlamini, Day 3. The smart money says Freedom Under Law will wrap up by lunch or before -- leaving the minister to face advocates for her former DG and
#Sassa
CEO this PM. Both are pissed, both know where the bodies are buried.
Dlamini: nobody ever complained about my work streams working in parallel to
#Sassa
and causing trouble.
FUL: Here is an email from your DG complaining about "parallel documents" from work streams causing trouble. Did you get it?
Dlamini: Yes.
Seena Yacoob's cross examination of Dlamini does not make for fireworks, or easy tweets. She's tightening the noose by infinitesimal increments, putting contradiction after contradiction on the record in such a gentle and non-confrontational matter you hardly even notice.
#Sassa
It's not news that
#BusisiweMkhwebane
is, at best, incompetent.
What jumps out of the Absa/Bankorp Concourt judgment instead is how the Chief Justice (+1) and the majority flatly disagree about what happened when she tried to change the Reserve Bank mandate.
So many people shout about the Reserve Bank all year long. Then comes the AGM -- to which you can buy guaranteed access for R100 or less -- and there are more empty chairs than full.
It's been a day and I am still flabbergasted that the Public Protector believes the problem was not that she decided she literally knew better than the Constitution, but only that she accidentally tried to rewrite it unilaterally with bad phrasing.
PP: In addition, I conceded that, in hindsight, the remedial action relating to the mandate of the Central Bank could have been phrased differently so as to not come across as dictating terms to Parliament in contravention of the trias politica doctrine.
Sanity at last.
All hail the Constitutional Court and its armed wing, the panel of experts, who forced this through despite Sassa's best efforts at obstruction.
Yoh, Trengove, for Freedom Under Law, is not pulling punches.
On NPA and Zuma's conduct, says they “seemingly for 8 years worked together to defeat the attempt to reinstate the prosecution against the President.”
#Nxasana
Jacob Zuma basically responsible for the formation of Cope and the EFF, he was the main reason for the split in Cosatu, and he stood by as the SACP distanced itself from the alliance.
Now he'll try to divide the ANC one last time.
Say what you will about
@MzwaneleManyi
, but he's efficient. Most new parties have to go through a tedious honeymoon phase before getting to the internal dissent and legal action. He got there in a day.
#Manyi
JUST IN Mzwanele Manyi says he is planning shutting down AADC today, to sue Edward Mokomele who claims Manyi blindsided them when he joined ATM yesterday.
Manyi says AADC is his organisation and no one else can claim to represent it. BD
So yes,
#Multichoice
made it a condition precedent that the SABC must oppose terrestrial encryption in order to receive a big bag of money. After which "the SABC decided of its own accord that it accepts the provision".
But Mawela is baffled that this is an issue.
We do not yet know (and won't for some time) just what President Jacob Zuma's two personal
#statecapture
cost orders will amount to, but there is informed speculation he could yet look back fondly on the days he only had to pay for Nkandla.
And that sound you may have heard just was a collective sigh of deep satisfaction by every technocrat who has ever been screwed over by a political principal and could do nothing about it.
It's been a long time since I've heard journalists shout at the TV like this. Pray Jacob Zuma actually abandons his testimony, because at this speed he is going to give someone a stroke from sheer, impotent rage.
9:30AM: Bathabile Dlamini objects to her treatment as a witness, and
"one question being put forward in a different way which keeps me answering".
She has about five more hours of questioning ahead of her today. The difficult questions haven't started yet.
#Sassa
What Tiger Brands knew 18 days ago is going to become central very quickly.
The families of 180 dead people may or may not get justice – but investors are going to want scalps.
Mkhwebane 2017: don't read provisional reports because those implicated haven't had a fair hearing yet.
Mkhwebane 2019: read this provisional report – which still carries a do-not-disseminate warning in red capital letters – because I think it exculpates me.
READ: Estina Dairy Farm Project provisional report dated November 2014. It contains no findings against any politician as no investigation was carried out against politicians. It directs the Premier to take action against the HOD and CFO.
A "prophet" and a former President, both issuing demands before they will cooperate with society's fact-finding apparatus.
Power will go to your head, no matter its form.
That bombshell: Absa submits that Busisiwe Mkhwebane wrote an affidavit so deceitful that it misled her own advocate, Paul Kennedy SC, and a team of four more advocates.
Because, Absa advocate Gilbert Marcus is at pains to stress, those advocates would never lie to the court.
That the Chief Justice just breezily ignores this is scary as hell in our current political context, to me far scarier than a Public Protector with ever-shifting stories on why she can't do her job properly.
He walked away from a rape allegation. He blatantly pillaged. It really looked like he would go down for tax.
But in the end, it was contempt that got Jacob Zuma.
How very in keeping with this "bet you didn't see *that* one coming" epoch.
You can slice the per-hundred-thousand testing data any way you want, dead bodies say the Western Cape has a serious SARS-CoV-2 problem, and may require more stringent measures than other provinces.
Approximately four minutes into cross-examination on
#Sassa
, social development minister Bathabile Dlamini contradicted her previous written statement (both under oath) -- on what Sassa's core job was in 2016.
I estimate that, should the entire food supply chain collapse today, the calories available in the Easter Eggs stacked to the rafters in every store could keep SA going for five to seven years.
Mhkize: “Every single South African now needs to focus on adhering to recommendations pertaining to non-pharmaceutical interventions.”
Also Mkhize: We can't trust you with the recommendations we use to come up with our "recommendations", just do as you are told.
Black Sash: Three officials say you ran the work streams.
Dlamini: That is not true.
Black Sash: Let us show you 10 official documents that support what they say.
[8 documents later]
Dlamini: “I think the whole exercise is becoming too technical.”
We're back into the Busisiwe Mkhwebane bashing in
#Ciex
. My favourite line so far today, from David Unterhalter, for the Reserve Bank: the Public Protector was “much attracted by exotic theories” about central banking.
Yet, by my rough count, Yacoob has already established half a dozen points just this morning where hard evidence suggests Dlamini misled the Constitutional Court (and the country), and perjured herself.
We've been trying. How we have been trying. They tell us you said they shouldn't talk to us.
Could you perhaps rescind that instruction first, /then/ issue this challenge? That would help tremendously.
We challenge the media to make use of virologists, clinicians and other health professionals to give lectures, presentations and interviews to spread the correct information on
#Covid19SA
#ZweliMkhize
A historic moment. Former
#Sassa
CEO Thokozani Magwaza has been sworn in so he can testify against his former political head, who he says lied under oath. If it goes the way Magwaza hopes, it will be Revenge Of The Technocrats, Part I.
For instance, if Zuma tried to fire Ramaphosa now, there could well be an interdict to stop him — on the basis that Zuma would be interfering with his own possible prosecution by appointing the person who must appoint his prosecutor.
These are the 25 South African media outlets getting money from the Google News Initiative Journalism Emergency Relief Fund.
Notice anything interesting?
I do a lot of online shopping. A /lot/. I've shipped in stuff from four continents, from sellers ranging from giants to one-man shows.
Only two merchants have ever failed me: Pick 'n Pay, and now Woolworths.
They are also the only real-world retailers I've dealt with online.
Mogoeng +1: Mkhwebane trying to rewrite the Constitution was so obviously bullshit that it affected nothing; smart people wouldn't have taken it seriously.