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Star Wars. Pokemon. Crab Rangoon Fanatic. Pop Culture.

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@phanpyear
phanpyear
11 days
people still on BeReal are braver than the marines
@loriannejpg
lorianne willett 🪐🦋💐
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texas may have lost but my bereal won
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@phanpyear
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8 months
borrowing books from Libby and sending to my kindle and then putting it on airplane mode
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@phanpyear
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10 months
@north0fnorth The prophecy has been fulfilled
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@OrangePaulp he’s gained tons of followers on TikTok bc girls and gays and it’s like babe o think people think you’re cute they’re not wanting to fund your startup
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@deliclit bumping purses?
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5 months
@beyoncegarden this man is a right-wing grifter only posting people who are gonna vote for trump...
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@aramnotagoat He respects and knows Mother!
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@wi1dest It’s a rally….
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@squirtstain No need to use the R word
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4 months
@sheevthan after he’s done with me I’ll also have three holes no jecki
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@MaceAhWindu If Favreau and Filoni had any balls
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@capableofluv clocking in at 1:55
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6 months
@TealSlut Katy always raised the bar when it came to budget and production
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@phanpyear
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4 months
Drop out tonight queen?
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6 months
this probably feels good as a box
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@_uncle_gworl he had to get that cowboy hat on fast
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7 months
@sevenswiftly @girlflopping Watch “salt fat acid heat” on Netflix!
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6 months
@pscwyers like how’d she do that?!
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@phanpyear
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5 months
@beyoncegarden goes to the Beltline and only posts people who say they’re voting for Trump on 2024 😵‍💫
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8 months
@girlflopping This would make me finally read Emily Henry
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@phanpyear
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3 months
y’all are annoying. the people need hope. Brat summer is this.
@kath_krueger
Katherine Krueger
3 months
rip brat summer (june 7, 2024 - july 21, 2024)
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@phanpyear
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2 months
College acquaintance just asked if I’d consider being the sperm donor for their child
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@phanpyear
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29 days
@bamfartgera No need to use that word
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@phanpyear
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9 months
@FatAries1994 Jamie Lee Curtis breakout role!!
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@phanpyear
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3 months
@IgnoramousC @KaoticLeftist Murder cover up, sexual assault accusations, education vouchers, complicated views on Israel-Gaza, anti-union, establishment?
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@phanpyear
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1 year
@RlCKYRAGE How was your shift at Panera?
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
8 months
it’s been three years since my dad passed and I miss him every day. Memories are triggered by a food, a song, a smell that I had never associated with my dad till he was gone and I remember how much he meant to me and how I wish he were still here. 💜
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@phanpyear
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Mom marrying an asshole tomorrow Drink for me tonight!
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@phanpyear
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8 months
@FilmUpdates 18-35 year olds will be seated!
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@offbeatorbit They’re sooo afraid. Goddamn. Why are they so beholden to Israel?
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4 months
@ShamirBailey An insane take. Hemlocke Springs is newer to this and deserves attention
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@phanpyear
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6 months
I did it
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@phanpyear
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3 months
If you find it weird, let’s look at 2016 where white woken went 54% for Trump. They’re calling out their own and owning their mistakes and seeking to organize If you think it’s bad, I don’t know what to tell you.
@never_oppressed
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lmao they actually organized a “whites only” zoom call
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@phanpyear
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3 months
👀🍏
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@phanpyear
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2 months
I binged Interview with a Vampire and WOW. Incredible, spectacular, amazing, beautiful. And a reminder to stay away from bisexual men ❤️🧛🏼
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@phanpyear
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8 months
accidental keyboard smash suggesting racism for lunch
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@phanpyear
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started sobbing thinking about my dad and my candle business he’d be so proud and would research fairs for me to apply to and buy me supplies 😭🥹
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3 months
Coffee shop doesn’t have lavender syrup so it’s fuck bisexuals I guess?
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@phanpyear
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12 days
I surpassed my goal! My booth was cute! I got a lot of great compliments. I’m so tired but happy :) Also, so many people want a vanilla, clean candle and idk what they mean by that?!
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@phanpyear
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TikTok Business account approved. About to be so annoying
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@phanpyear
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4 months
Old roommates have not replied
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@phanpyear
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@gagasyuyi I’m sure someone swallowed
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@DEADLINE We are doomed
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@phanpyear
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me at this wedding
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
7 months
I got a 2.5% pay raise. I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A HOMEOWNER!
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
1 month
never kill yourself
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@phanpyear
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3 months
I know a crab rangoon hates to see me coming
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@phanpyear
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2 months
It’s live! 💚🍏🕯️ #brat
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I’m sad #theacolyte was canceled because what was his story. He was a great actor against some of the not so great acting :)
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@phanpyear
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6 months
My PokémonGo Plus + going off at the airport. Terrible IVs but I don’t mind!
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@phanpyear
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4 months
hydrated obama uhhh let me pee clear
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@phanpyear
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9 months
I’m sat for ACT II
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@phanpyear
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2 months
got my first sale from the website* *yes, it was from my high school friend I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A HOMEOWNER
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
7 months
We are closing out warehouse and downsizing. Refugee made candles and soap are on deep discount. Shop here: I’m mostly very sad & tired & thankful. We shipped 60k orders over 5 years.
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@phanpyear
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my mom is getting rid of her dogs, sold her RV, is selling her house, and is changing her name for her fiancé and I’m so sad. I don’t know what part of herself she’ll be able to retain.
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PURE/HONEY and SWEET ★ HONEY ★ BUCKIIN’ being sisters
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@phanpyear
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3 months
@NightOwlNikk Now why would you put Minnesota and Wisconsin in Yankeedom????
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
4 months
I’ve become my Mom’s phone a friend for this word game and she’s always impressed I can send the answer back so quickly but it’s in alphabetical order & I spent all of high school procrastinating with word games?
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🤠🤠🤠
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@phanpyear
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Two fall festivals booked and I’m freaking out
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the post office hates to see me coming 📦📦📦
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@phanpyear
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6 months
I’ve fallen in love with leeks this year. Look at these greens!
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4 months
I walked 20 miles over the last two days for Go Fest and I’m exhausted. 🫡
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@phanpyear
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5 months
Got my first wholesale candle order I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A HOMEOWNER!
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
6 months
YOU CALL ME OUT UPON THE WATER
@MileyNation13
Miley Nation
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OCEAN. MILEY CYRUS. CALVIN HARRIS. coming soon 🌊
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@phanpyear
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4 months
might have secured a big partnership at work
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
7 months
ijbol i texted j*anna g*ines hbd for shits and giggles and she immediately replied and said they miss me. 😭
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phanpyear
2 months
@matzsvision @fabasaurusrex Gonna hold your hand when I say this
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@sheevthan hahhaha we are doomed
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
2 months
Last week my Go Plus+ caught my first ever shiny Phanpy and then I ran into another one the next day and both times I screamed. Huge for user, PhanpyEar
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@phanpyear
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@TrogdorIV TFA DELETED BESPIN FLASHBACK?!
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@phanpyear
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6 months
Roasted red pepper soup and grilled cheese 😋
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@phanpyear
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Someone just took a pic of me pissing at pride. Sorry it hangs!
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@legendpoe Hairline by Türkiye!
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
7 months
new life plan: 1. Have a child & name them “Bean” 2. Bean lives a beautiful life 3. At Bean’s funeral [I will not be in attendance for I will be very dead (Bean is living a very long, abundant life)], the video montage of their life begins with “Roll that beautiful Bean footage”
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@phanpyear
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Walz makes me so happy. He’s not a “liberal elite”. He can talk to a lot of folks in this country who are disillusioned with politics and tell it how it is and communicates the message and goal effectively. I’m jazzed.
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@phanpyear
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@lilMisChrysalis him reposting is so funny tho? 🤭
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@phanpyear
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@sumerclub they're linking foreskins
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@blgtylr These aren’t actors?!
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Country wedding
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8 months
GOT MY FIRST PUSSY IN BIO REPLY
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2 months
Mom at the ER Grandma in hospice. I’m tired and scared.
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2 months
Most of the candles I shipped will arrive to the customers today 🤭🤭🤭 I’m so excited and worried about what they think 🤭
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@phanpyear
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7 months
just took a nap but what if I took another
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7 months
My tax return is $52. I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A HOMEOWNER!
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phanpyear
6 months
have to go grocery shopping again
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@phanpyear
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4 months
@blizzy_mcguire Omg I've never done that, imma try that!
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
2 months
a company just sent me a Black Friday sale email. It’s September.
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@phanpyear
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5 months
I found a free ikea desk that matches my desk I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A HOMEOWNER
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@phanpyear
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4 months
Eating banana nut bread but thinking about his banana, nut and head
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@phanpyear
phanpyear
2 months
💚🕯️🍏
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@charli_xcx
Charli
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let’s go shopping pt. 2 ;)
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@phanpyear
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2 months
I’m only halfway through Emily Henry’s books, but if he’s not in one of the adaptations, cancel them immediately!
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im about to say something so insane-
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