xtian
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My boyfriends mom just excused herself from the table and said âI donât mean to be rude but if I donât put on my nightgown now I will kill myselfâ and then went to bed.
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Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now
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Target used to be an EVENT ⌠nothing is fun anymore
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Panda Charlotte: This red panda I'm seeing keeps getting bamboo in the bed. Panda Miranda: I can't even find a panda to eat bamboo with. Panda Samantha: I love a big hard bamboo if you know what I'm talking about. Panda Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.
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Last night I ordered nachos and I was like âis it enough food?â and the waitress said âyeah itâs five piecesâ and I was like huh ok wonder what that meansâŚâŚ they brought me FIVE TORTILLA CHIPS with scoops of cheese and chicken LMAOOOO
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Youâre serving cunt? Youâre doomed by the narrative and youâre serving cunt?.
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I always make sure I have the deviled egg flowers ready for my husband after a long day of work
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Disney adults are mad at me for this but I am also a Disney adult I just want new stories.
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I feel like theyâre always trying to find new ways to show us his feet
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Sorry I did not realize he had a fat ass . Iâm so so so sorry.
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Iâm so glad that so many of you resonate with her. Sheâs an air conditioner but sheâs also just a girl.
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âHung 4 hungâ guys are so weird. Hmu if you have a small penis Iâll suck on it like a push pop tbh.
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Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now
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What do you guys think
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the word "fap" really had a moment during the obama era. don't really here anyone talk about "fapping" much anymore.
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just found out the illustrator from the American Girl doll books - Nick Backes, also did really awesome gay erotic art. so cool
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Everyone say congratulations xtian because. I. just got. the job. (that I really wanted!!!!!!!).
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Deleted last pic cuz this one is better
Honestly i think somebody hit me with the handsome stick today.
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Practicing smiling with teeth cuz coworker said I have perfect teeth
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went to the dentist and got my hair cut feeling rlly handsome omg.
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I slept on a mat on the floor.I swallowed a sword.I levitated.
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This is the ugliest shit iâve ever seen.
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Yeah I just paid $7 for someone's onlyfans and I came 3 minutes into the first video.
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I didnât give a guy on the train a dollar and he called me âstanley tucci looking ass motherfuckerâ.
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Itâs me the birthday boy doing my birthday things itâs true itâs me itâs my birthday the rumors are true
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If weâre being honest
Who or what was your gay awakening?.
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I tweet for boys who were obsessed with figaro from pinocchio
i tweet for girls who were obsessed with this flower in the alice in wonderland movie as children
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Does my apartment look like I live there lol
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this movie is such an accurate portrayal of feeling displaced / parentless, finding your own family, the psychological aftermath of death, social services and gentrification and ALSO legitimately had the first queer characters without being overtly canonically gay is crazy. .
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