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I couldn't think of something this funny in 10 million years
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I don't care about 'global warming', my abusive father put me in the oven as a kid
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@halomancer1
The @, the eye picture being the same exactly picture recolored, it has so many layers
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Physicists are allowed to say "physics is just applied math" but if a mathematician says it we slash their tires
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@SwanSSB
I've almost completely lost the ability to differentiate between jokes and genuine rants.
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*on mouse twitter*
"They done fucked up when they gave my ass a cookie 😭😭😭"
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Despite having learned a lot of quantum mechanics and having read like most of 3 different textbooks I feel like I still have no real idea what an observation actually is. Like when does something stop just being an interaction and become a "measurement"
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@LudwigAhgren
@CrabsAndScience
I was like "damn wtf they fr just leave a hole in you that's crazy" and then I realized that was your belly button lmao
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I aspire to enable my significant other to be this unemployed some day
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No Day 1 patch.
No 100gb installs.
No always online.
No micro transactions.
No DLC.
No battle pass.
No “standard, silver, gold, deluxe” versions.
You pay $60. Pop the cartridge in and play. Something you can’t say about 90% of the other AAA games that come out these days.
No Day 1 patch.
No 100gb installs.
No always online.
No micro transactions.
No DLC.
No battle pass.
No “standard, silver, gold, deluxe” versions.
You pay $60. Pop the cartridge in and play. Something you can’t say about 90% of the other AAA games that come out these days.
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@brennenbeckwith
"OBVIOUSLY sorry for making this innocent mistake" is one of the least sorry statements I've read on here
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I should not have to wait 41 episodes to be traumatized by a show
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@ZullieTheWitch
What better way to truly nail home this theme than by making dark souls 4 soulless and terrible across the board
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I will never take fundaments of math seriously. 4= {∅, {∅}, {∅, {∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅, {∅}}}}?????? Fuck off now.
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Someone needs to rise up as the non cringe physics communicator. There is no one in this niche. They are all cringe
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@romancaandle
Cried at drawn to life for the nintendo ds at the part in the story where the mayor dies but you are very weird if you cry because you lost in a videogame or something
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What if I just did my entire PhD myself like no feedback I just figure it all out on my own
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@jordanbpeterson
In Captain America Issue 34 Red Skull actually lists his rules for life. Google "Red Skull Rule 34" to find out more!
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@boygrrI
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@halomancer1
9/11 should be a national holiday I had to walk through blood and bones on the streets of manhattan looking for my brother
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@Alpharad
How does it have so many fusions did it use procedural generation or is the creator just an absolute beast
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@bimbomarxist
In my defense I never forget anything and I met someone with the same birthday as me when I was a kid and we had to find out who was older
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@hunnyavis
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I think it is distinct in that this is authentic and philomena cunk is like that on purpose
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@imrogert
Cant beat the classic imo: a sunset.
For something more advanced you can try finding delight in the everyday like ants walking in a line or refreshing feeling of drinking water.
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@ShadeKetchum
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I PASSED MY QUALIFYING EXAMS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIKIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKOOOOOO
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Guy in front of me on the bus has the wikipedia page for Thursday open on his phone
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@xsphi
Was gonna reply about how ladybugs are invasive but then someone annoying did it first and ruined it for me
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@uberCleggy
@bambooney
Did you read the caption? The joke he's making is obviously that not enough died lmao
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@LolOverruled
This was an issue sophomore year for me in new york the threshhold for some of the financial aid grants is $125,000 and my parents made exactly $125,058 and are also not helping me pay for school so I just didn't get to eat that semester
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@s4m31p4n
They imbue your lungs with a heavy metal element not yet added to the periodic table
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@danfornace
Hey dan buff the bird guy I dont play rivals but seeing people mad on twitter makes me laugh
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@HoodlumCallum
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@Marco92799979
@shoe0nhead
Thanks for rescuing my dog from a burning building that one time bro
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