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limp wristed individual | he/they/she | Ptown ⚓️🐋🦞⛱️☀️

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Peter
4 months
7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that
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2 months
see how you age when youre unproblematic?
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Caesar Salad turns 100.
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kate middleton disappeared to get a degree in graphic design and she was excited to show us what shes been learning
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21 days
kinda obsessed with her like thats my sisterrr
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"JD Vance is weird"
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2 months
i dont love that youre implying he doesnt
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Mr Tumnus if he slayed:
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3 months
i choose to believe jojo siwa sits at home in complete stillness, silently staring at the wall until someone says "jojo, youre on" and then she becomes... that
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6 months
i hope this email sucks you dry
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2 years
caffeine and weed should theoretically balance each other out but instead it feels like doing the cotton eyed joe to tracy chapman's fast car
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7 months
thank u vanjie
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5 months
you cant eat white cheddar popcorn and feel normal about your hand the rest of the day
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2 months
Girl at the Underwear Party (2024)
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6 months
best view at the viewing party 😍
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2 months
just saw someone in a pup mask carrying a trump flag. girl if u dont get in ur cage...
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6 months
i shaved my facial hair to look like the sensual eyed haircut boy
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6 months
trixie and katya watched my tiktok on their podcast LMAO its so surreal to hear trixie say my name
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3 months
this app is ridiculous
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3 years
i cant believe some dogs take anxiety medication. they dont even know about global warming
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5 months
my moms commentary on my headshots
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2 months
@pinko_fag we need to bring the word flamer back
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4 months
8 x 7 = 56 feels scarily heterosexual i cant explain it but its very military family
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5 months
no shade but i can tell
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DiscussingFilm
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Sydney Sweeney says she loved playing ‘SIMPSONS HIT & RUN’ when growing up with her brother. (Source: @IGN )
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21 days
im being so real i'd sit outside with her while she smokes a cig and tells me an insane story
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6 months
this is kinda taylor swift and travis kelce's wario and waluigi does that make sense
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RuPaul's Drag Race
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Rode-oh no she better do! 🤠👢 @trixiemattel and @orvillepeck are at #ThePitStop - TOMORROW at noon on the #DragRace YouTube channel ✨
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4 months
yes obviously i know 5x5=25 is one of our greatest. this isnt my first rodeo. dont talk down to me
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5 months
the big apple. huge, even.
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4 months
8 x 7 = 56 feels scarily heterosexual i cant explain it but its very military family
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2 months
Kamala Harris is coming to Ptown during Bear Week lol this feels like a Brooke subplot in The Other Two
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4 months
yes obviously i know 5x5=25 is one of our greatest. this isnt my first rodeo. dont talk down to me
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5 months
ross matthews is on rupauls drag race saying things like "you know that thing where mozzarella sticks precum a little bit?" and the queens have to be like "haha yes!!"
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3 months
gay summer has begun
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6 months
i love this pic of me
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4 months
oh yea shaved my head btw
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3 months
overheard these middle aged lesbians talking about how they used to cruise in home depot on saturday nights god i love gay people
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1 month
wow the quote tweets on this are INSANE. this is why ironic homophobia isnt cute to me. yall dont understand that taking PReP is so common and a medical MIRACLE. HIV stigma is so so bad.
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Plant Mommy Posadist
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@sadddityyy I literally take pills every day that make it so I cant contract hiv
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@justingonzales1 "nothing about her pleasures harm me" is SO right.
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3 months
seeing some progress yay
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3 months
i love that drag queens just walk around and collect money. they do that at church too but its less fun.
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2 months
every time i see cat laying out in the sun im like no yea i get it
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7x7=49 is eerily glamorous
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5 months
@kindshark3 i wash my hands like 45 times a day but i can still feel it
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3 months
summer!
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they should do body fat percent checks at bear parties to keep out the skinnies
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2 years
@MaxMasin YESSS i love seeing all the matching girlies in the replies
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5'8 is the most erotic height. 5'11 is alluring but lacks sexuality. anything above 6'0 is attention seeking
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4 months
7x7=49 is eerily glamorous
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hows everyone's F^g Out Summer going ?
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4 months
@teddy_xcx_ idk. i dont think we need another gaga. gaga is gaga and chappell is chappell. in the age of constant content, its interesting to see small bits of the person behind the persona. i dont think pop stars need to be enigmatically committed to the bit to be likeable.
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5 months
from before the gig last night
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5 months
todays affirmations: - i am acting normal in the grocery store - i am loving the music at the grocery store - im not going to hell for being high at the grocery store - the lobsters cant hear my thoughts at the grocery store - the employees are not mad at me at the grocery store
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5 months
@ArcticWolfie420 no yea not this.
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5 months
i used to suck on whipped cream cans til they hissed as a kid and looking back im pretty sure i was doing whippits but i just thought i really liked whipped cream
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Darren Criss just stopped by my piano bar gig and performed a few songs oh my god what im so shook
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8 years
I'm the avatar, master of all four elements
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im a redhead now
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3 months
i assume all bald guys know each other. not literally but like. psychically.
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@itschergurl like when you tell a dog youre going to the park
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4 months
i would come out to her
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6 months
my boss saw the video
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3 months
today marks two years of living in ptown <3
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6 months
a gay man you know gets chills listening to meghan trainor. and its not the one you expect
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5 months
jesus gives nonbinary lowkey but i dont wanna end up on fox news so im not gonna elaborate
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5 months
this is simlish
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The Independent
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Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley?
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first tea of the season ohhh were so back
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3 months
"dont let the bedbugs bite" is victim blaming language
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3 months
gay dudes love to be like "im a queer artist and its important i represent that in my work" and their work is naked white men with abs and huge dicks
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6 months
many didnt understand. but i did.
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4 months
front vs back camera
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@trixiemattel well one of us has to change
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2 months
i think lost these big ass sunglasses... baby come back to me....
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im an empath. so if im being a bitch its cause youre being a bitch actually
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1 year
@freshhel i had a similar thought recently omg its literally transcendent
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5 months
if i was olivia rodrigo i wouldve spelled it GUTZ. with a Z. but im not afraid to go there. artists dont want to take risks like that these days. guess im just fucked up like that.
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god is a dj. and life? well. life.... life is a dance floor.
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2 months
happy pride from my mom
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this man is like my gay adopted dad fyi
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one more cause morphine is so stun like she's really that bitch
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4 months
he was seriously rude af. what was his fucking problem? and dont say autism
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3 months
this pic of me on display at a gallery happy pride month
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day to night
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This is basically Cher in Mamma Mia
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@alibrooke4ever imagine not getting cast cause your mom doesnt love you
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2 years
@poregan standing in solidarity with you and announcing that i also pronounce it IB-profen
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my moms going viral
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if its a boy ill name him hunter and if its a girl ill name her gatherer
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4 months
my hot take is i think men need to find community and genuine connection with each other but in the complete opposite way of whatever this is
@jamesriver
James River Church
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STRONGER MENS CONFERENCE 2024 was one for the books! What an incredible weekend - God moved in powerful ways and thousands of men were impacted! 🙌 We can’t wait for SMC25!
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