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5 months
Anyway
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5 months
Should I hang my pou on the ceiling fan
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4 months
Don’t give me this shit man
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3 months
Biden dropping out during evo
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5 months
@defuntoke Damn I’m lowkey pregnant
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4 months
Your final challenge… be a good boy and put this leash on for mommy Hell yeah jigsaw!!! You the goat!!! Silence mutt put the leash on Y-yes mommy…
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3 months
Album so shit he done pissed off Zeus
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6 months
I GOT TO AMINO
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Due to popular demand
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Anyway
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3 months
Alright now fellas! whats cooler than being cool?!
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5 months
Should I hang my pou on the ceiling fan
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6 months
Do you y’all this she farted here
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4 months
Let out a stinky one for mommy~
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3 months
Jellybeans everywhere! Try it
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2 months
They aren’t as puffy as I’d like but they are very good!!!
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4 months
I’m screaming and crying
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8 months
does this mean I have 105 buddies :3?
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4 months
This flat ass depressed burger
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21 days
I MADE HIM FAT
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3 months
Body hair is one of the grossest things on the planet
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@percalator4
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3 months
Oh sweetie, you got another banger? Come here and rest your sweet little head on mommy’s chest.. my little cutie is so good at making xeets, aren’t you? Mhm! You get so many interactions and your media is so funny *pets your head* not a single bait post..
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IM LITERALLY THE BEST AT MAKING GRILLED CHEESES
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His name is Jerry!!!
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7 months
Im going to post my son soon…!!!!
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6 months
Literally identical
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3 months
I’m not crazy this looks like mike Tyson right???
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8 days
People who dislike candy corns are immature fools
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5 months
Getting sick of this guy…
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6 months
I long for the fatass
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7 months
What if mf doom was freaky and instead of “MM FOOD” it was called “MM FEET I LOVE TOES”
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8 months
WHAT
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2 months
A perfect cup stack
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7 months
I’m inside of my oomfs privates
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5 months
You are no more drake dingaling… rest in piss.. boy
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3 months
これ卵はすてきです
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8 months
Dude
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4 months
Gaming while being a gooner
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2 months
I am 1 minute old
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7 months
Keitoke is the only person above the age of 5 who can unawarely drink moldy water
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3 months
Hurghhhhh RHGNGNGGGGGGGHGHHHH
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7 months
Thoughts on the breakfast/dinner? 👁️👁️
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8 months
Good morning ^_−☆
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4 months
I block all accounts that post happy relationships
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2 months
Okay
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@percalator4
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23 days
Dis the best I could do
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Eye of The Perc Part 2
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7 months
All of my oomfies are adorable!!!!
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6 months
All of my oomfs are MORONS
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7 months
My goat AnniePants😤😤😤😤😤😤
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I really want to post something but it might lower my approval rating
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7 months
Today’s dinner at 3:00 pm: 3 Corndogs!!!!
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6 months
I crave flesh I crave flesh I crave flesh
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7 months
Breakfast is one cookie
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23 days
When there are no couches to make love to
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3 months
I made slightly advanced hardtack
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6 months
I GOT HIM
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3 months
This strange baby won’t stop chewing my finger….
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5 months
@meatcleaverluvr Misato 10 hour fart compilation 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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3 months
🔨 ding ding ding
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2 months
Hey sweetie? I looked at your achievements and saw you 100%’d yakuza 4? *pulls you onto my lap* thats a lot of dedication! The fact you’re able to balance our relationship and that is so… admirable! What a FUNNY little thing you are! Who’s my dedicated little marshmallow? You!
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7 months
PLEASEEEEEE And good morning:3
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6 months
All of my oomfs are sweetie pies ^_^
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If I see one more “I’m getting affection from my girlfriend” post I’m going to KILL MYSELF
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5 months
*boops your gyatt* omg this is so kyuuuut!!!! >_<
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I’m scared of vc
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All the black spots on the carpet are places I’ve spilled soba
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Punishment
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Mommy’s good boy gets pizza and breadsticks
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I dislike and envy smart people
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6 months
Keitoke needs to shut the fuck up about balls
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3 months
The word of the day is: boooooobiessssss
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Mmmmm 🤤🤤
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Good morning ^_−☆
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Very interesting oomfs…
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@Arthurmorgan156 Tis what the people wanted
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4 months
If I bit into a soft cookie and got hit with this much chocolate I’d throw up and have a meltdown
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Cookie time 🍪
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Fucking da couch!!!! Don’t stop won’t stop can’t stop!!!!!
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5 months
Wanna be friends? Let’s hang
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3 months
Olive oil!!!!
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Why did she say this
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8 months
Idk why but anytime I fight Bridget and she starts skating towards me I see this
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I like telling babies that skibidi toilet isn’t real and watching all hope drain from them
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I’ve had one of those large lollipops that kids with overalls and propeller hats have and I damn near died due to the sweetness
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Dinner at 12:00 PM is half eaten banana bread!!!!
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The enemy of today is; lizards
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@percalator4
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Gm ITS MOZZARELLA CHEESE NOT CUM
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IM LITERALLY THE BEST AT MAKING GRILLED CHEESES
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I’m a cute anime girl from the Bronx
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𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓸𝓶𝓯𝓲𝓮s~ 👁️👁️
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@Girlwreck_Miri Yeah he’s a bit rude though
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Gm!!!
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Give me you
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これが私のギャングのライフスタイル!!!!!!
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I’ve cube poem in the works!!!!!
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I got a burger I’m literally Tsukasa Hiiragi from Lucky Star
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Arizona is a cool ass name for a lame ass state
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I will not rap in class
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Gang shit 😤😤😤
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1:00 AM!!!!
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WHO KEEPS PUTTING GENSHIN FEET ON MY TL??? KEEP DOING IT PLS!!!!!
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Please dismember me quanxi
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I really want that bread in my banner I’ve been staring at it for like 3 minutes
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2 months
Guys these are birch logs not cigarettes
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La la lalalalalaaa la la lalalalalalalalala laa la laa la laaaa
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