@Aroney__
shit like this is why im scared to get surgeries eg wisdom teeth removal bc i feel like im gonna become The Sexmaster 690trillion and it'll be really embarrassing
@phishtickz
this video actually had my muscles clenched like i was flinching whenever it got close until that corny ass jumpscare like come onnn man you were cooking then you added sewage to the pot
@weirdbeingg
i mean yeah the presentation is weird as fuck but its also weird that everything is so sanitized for marketability that we keep pretending that hormones dont exist until you turn 18
@yaoification
i cannot imagine his thought process why would u rather have your friends believe youre a deadbeat cheater instead of admitting that you just dont know why your wife left
@itsmebeffy
i think flowey has personal beef with you bc ive used 3 different nintendo accounts for 3 different routes and not one time has it caused the deja vu. sorry man. good luck
@nescartridges
even 100 a YEAR would be ridiculous for this.. i think billionaires have such a warped concept of money he couldnt tell me how much a loaf of bread costs
@Srirachachau
yeah its silly and shit but the fact that kids are going to virtual marches because they dont have the means to attend a real one is??? so beautiful to me???? the kids are alright
@landlared1
i cant call or text for safety so the other night i visited a website with a built in suicide chatline and both times it failed to connect me to a counselor and i got so mad i just went to eat some crackers instead of actually doing anything
@robonyanyaoi
imagine being born only able to see apples and your only bodily function is pick apple and put it somewhere. many of us would be happier that way methinks
@DizzyRobo
how it feels to hear the most beautiful song in a video but the creator of the video never said what song it was so youll never find it again
@wetropolitan
im not trying to insinuate anything but im just saying if he himself got tied to a stake and similar events transpired i wouldnt exactly mourn him
@pomssum
this shit seriously pissed me off i used to be scared of eating jelly belly jellybeans as a kid cause i thought ALL of them were the beanboozled and once you taste the green ones (booger and pear taste the exact fucking same btw) you never do forget it
@RabiesPizza
he has a girlfriend whos just shoehorned in so to me thats more proof. also there are two separate scenes where zach and michael think charlie and pim shouldve made out
@RenoDoodles
is it just me or is it weird and parasocial to speculate on the identity of real life strangers esp acting like it has to be true because of like two offhand jokes
@heuristickisses
@NoEmmeG
chatgpt didn "make" anything. its like putting a bunch of other people's stuff in a jar, shaking it, dumping it, and saying the jar made something. but like if the jar also destroyed the environment
@hailingstone
@TerminatorBuns
its clearly not sexual though, he just wants to know more about izu's monsterlike qualities and see how many cat traits she has LOL. laios is not really a horndog hes just autistic
@YourGaynezz
yeah the "pepito is home" hype always irked me because cats aren't supposed to go outside and now theres a whole internet sensation thats literally just a cat going outside and coming back in and what if it encourages more people to let their cats out 😞
@smoking_crab
@carobunga
you have to have never touched a plant in your life NOT to believe this. like citrus trees produce bigger fruit if you piss on them so i'll believe anything when it comes to plants
@therealchoopo
it turned into a vocal stim for me whenever i my dog enters a room i go "HelLO doggy helLO doggy helLO doggy" like pim greeting his imaginary children
@BangtanloverBl
@GoodReddit
"chill its the com-" YOU WERE ABUSED. THE SALT THING IS A LITERAL TORTURE METHOD I AM NOT KIDDING. im sorry you had to go through that but that was not normal in the slightest
@sulamoon
furthermore why look at a painting nobody was bothered to draw? i feel more emotion seeing a million crusty mspaint reaction images than one AI image
@visionintt
@uwukko
if youre asking a legitimate question: cats dont have as much stamina as us since we're persistence and theyre ambush, so theyll tire out and have to lay down in... well.. not that long. not sure of the specifics. which they can then be caught
@MAGICALGAYMERS
this is also extremely funny because literally nobody has ever written a story where murder wasnt, a: depicted as having an obviously negative effect, or b: solved by magic or something. if someone wrote a story where they idolized murder i would be side eyeing them
@vunnbunn
@conniedefc0n
its not trying to be scary, per se, its mimicking old animatronic mascot designs. that actually makes it PERFECT for mascot horror because its silly enough to appeal to children, but can be made scary under the right circumstances, AND carries "nostalgia horror" value.
@Br4inLeechz
minus8 is like fuckin kudzu bro he goes into any fandom and suddenly hes choking the life out of anything there and it would take years of concentrated effort to remove him
@slimegirlmarx2
@sophierebeccaf
would be comparable if the dog was offleash and also the owner was purposefully putting it juuuust almost in front of speeding cars
@Monks0w0
it is literally not safe for work though. its not porn but its not sfw. if you pulled up a nude model at work, nonsexual or sexual, youre gonna get fired
@Luca3082408776
@_younite
yeah manipulating small children into playing your overstimulating brainrot game for longer periods of time so you can get money Is Bad. lets put on our thinking caps next time
@Skweezy
skweezy i love you i do but i need you to understand that being neutral on palestine vs israel, no matter how you put it, is siding with genocide. like asking for a compromise between a hostage and their kidnapper because theyve "both done bad"