mrs. haguette 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (她/her)
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I’m not usually one to leap to the defense of corporate ladder climbing white girls, but this sounds like postpartum psychosis. Pregnancy and childbirth is truly scary for what it can do to a person.
Mother throws newborn daughter out of a window to her death because 'she thought a child would ruin her career as an executive at Porsche'
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@BurgSkeletal
It’s a well-documented and extremely severe mental health condition that causes suicide and infanticide in new mothers, and it can happen to literally anyone who gives birth. You’re an idiot.
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The sculptor who made these little guys all over New York once adopted a dog, tied it to a stake, filmed himself shooting the dog dead, and then screened the movie and took pictures of the audience’s reactions leaving the theater.
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I have no idea what to do with this information. It’s just all I can think about every time I see these little bronze freaks
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@BurgSkeletal
School shootings aren’t caused by mental health problems unless you think the U.S. somehow has an astronomically high rate of mental illness among adolescents compared to every other country on the planet.
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@mcarlsonmusic
Extraordinarily disturbing to know someone who did that still managed to achieve such a pervasive public art presence
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I do not, in fact, support killing babies. Please join me in donating to the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund so they can help sick and injured children
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@Komaniecki_R
For some reason his tiny little sculptures are alllll over the Cathedral of St. John the Divine 💀
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no, i don’t celebrate 4/20. i’m a soprano. i get high every day.
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I love looking instantly put together for rehearsal just by matching my mask with my outfit 🙌🏽
#YallMasking
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Counterpoint: Anybody who takes home 175k a year after taxes and can’t balance their budget to stay in the black is a fucking idiot no matter where they live.
NYC just isn't worth it anymore.
I heard a story last night about a guy who works at a large financial institution and is losing money by working in finance in NYC.
He has an MBA from a top 3 school, he’s a military veteran and an ‘A’ player.
Here is the breakdown: 👇
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better that we burn alive in the event of an emergency than a few people evade a $2.75 MTA fare 😐
As part of the crackdown on fare evasion, more emergency exits in NYC subways are locked. This is wrong and dangerous for countless reasons. Also a person on my train couldn’t get their baby stroller out. I tried helping them lift it over the turnstiles but it wouldn’t fit. 🤬
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@Vainfell
I find this complaint on his behalf deeply silly. He was compensated for his art, and it is on display and recognized all over the world. People are free to dislike him and his work for any number of reasons, and it just so happens mine is “he went out of his way to shoot a dog”
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These people have more money than God and they hired Lindsay Sterling as their wedding violinist, which proves you truly cannot buy good taste.
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SO LIKE OVER TWENTY WOMEN CAME FORWARD ABOUT HIS INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR WITH THEM BUT A BUNCH OF FAMOUS OPERA PEOPLE DEFENDED HIM AND CLASSICAL MUSIC ORGANIZATIONS KEPT HIRING HIM FOR SHIT ANYWAY AND NOW HE’S LIKE BEEN CAUGHT ON WIRETAP WITH CHILD SEX TRAFFICKERS IN ARGENTINA
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some guy i was dating turned down a free ticket to the valentine’s day concert i was singing bc he was also dating a cellist on the program who had also offered him a free ticket. we figured it out at the champagne reception. I’M SORRY I FORGOT OUR 9th ANNIVERSARY, MELISSA 😹
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you will never fucking believe the fucking composers they have on this track list 😹😹😹
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I have performed Ligeti several times in my career. I sang a concert at Lincoln Center conducted by Barbara Hannigan two seasons ago. I also sing on a lot of film scores. I am well-positioned to call Rush Limbaugh’s nephew a fucking idiot, and he’s a fucking idiot.
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i am an RRR stan 🔥🔥🔥
I’ve watched 29 MCU movies.
I’ve never seen a shot as ridiculous and incredible as this truck/animal shot in RRR (on Netflix)
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from 18th century opera in Italian to 19th century opera in Italian, the diversity at
@MetOpera
will astound
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The Biden-Harris administration owes me $24,000. Thank you and goodnight.
I’m proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic and for 3 months after, because rent and bills are still due during this crisis and people are going hungry. It’s that basic.
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Mahler 6:
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people are always confused when they find out my boyfriend hates classical music, but i’m like… have you met the young men who love classical music but aren’t professional musicians themselves?
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I tell every last one of my friends “he’s not a ‘moderate,’ he’s a republican who likes drugs.”
Dating tip: do not, under any circumstances, date a guy who isn’t upfront about his political alignment. Don’t assume. Make him tell you and if he won’t tell you, it’s because they’re shit and he knows it.
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today is my first day back in the saddle as a singer after testing positive for covid on Christmas morning. my symptoms only lasted a few days and never surpassed a “could it be allergies?” level of tickles and sniffles, but this has been an incredibly frustrating morning 🧵
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community note of the day
Learned that sea urchins have a single eye and now I’m physically ill
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how can i call myself an independent woman when George Friedrich Handel pays my bills all winter 😭😭😭
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it’s official! momo has a forever dad 💕
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i am often very disappointed by my fellow classical musicians and our industry, but not today 🫡
Conductor Vladimir Jurowski tells his audience to let two climate protestors speak, as they must be heard. He says he will only play after they have spoken, and otherwise he will leave the stage.
Powerful stuff. 👏
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IT HAPPENED TO ME: i got high and made my normie husband listen to Music for 18 Musicians 😭🙏🏽
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To all the single classical musicians out there looking for a partner in life, here is my best advice: find a chef who shares your transit stop and doesn’t do cocaine, and marry them.
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i think a major opera company should hire me as a conductor. i’m not any worse than placido, and i’ll also never harass anyone.
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You can drug and rape a woman, get fired from the Phil, but file an appeal and get reinstated. Absolutely vile work by the Local 802 here.
Musicians Liang Wang and Matthew Muckey were fired from the New York Philharmonic for sexual misconduct. Why are they back playing with the orchestra?
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it came to me in a dream
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do i love being alive or do i love eating potatoes? hard to say.
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i spend a LOT of time at weddings, mostly religious ones, which has given me a lot of time to define marriage for myself as a secular person:
“of all the infinite lives i could possibly live, i choose to walk away from every single path where you are not my family.”
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my request to work remote was denied while i was ooo in June.
i put in my 2 weeks at the end of July.
i applied to and interviewed for a position at the dominant competing firm the first week of August.
they’re making me an offer. i start a new 100% remote job in the fall 🍾
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🙃
Hans Zimmer has completed recording the ‘DUNE: PART TWO’ soundtrack.
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it’s honestly so fucked up that to play something fast i also have to be able to play it slow???
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in case you all haven’t guessed, Hot Neighbor and i are no longer an item, but i will never stop caring about him and wishing him well. he is still very much the amazing person he has been all this year. the good guys are out there; never stop believing, my loves 💕
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am i still a musician if i quit performing?
am i still a musician if i quit practicing?
am i still a musician if everyone else disappears and there is no longer any point to keeping track of time, money, skills, or pursuing the enrichment of others?
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due to my commitment to human rights and opposition to white supremacy, i am no longer able to sing or play with sensitivity, refinement. balance, voicing, shading, etc.
RIP classical music, killed by me—definitely not by its proponents who cling to racism and misogyny
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no. please. that’s my emotional support pile of academic books i’ll never read again.
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IMO, “erasure poetry” is not poetry in any way. And to destroy someone else’s writing—or, God forbid, poem—and then call the leftover words a new “poem” is pure philistinism.
Fight me.
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my boyfriend is so hot that even my cat gets stressed out about it 😹😹😹
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I’ve spent over ten years low key embarrassed by the shitty 4’33” tattoo I got from my new neighbor while high as balls right after I finished at UCSD and moved into a studio downtown, but I’m feeling pretty good about my youthful folly today 😹
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so here’s what
@MetOpera
could have done:
- highlighted the performances of working mothers on their roster
- started a conversation about institutional barriers to motherhood in classical music
- literally anything other than Matron Murder Week
Happy Mother’s Day from the Met! Next week we celebrate mothers with plots such as:
Murdering your mom
Arranging your son’s murder
Enabling your son’s insanity
Murdering your children
Murdering a kid’s mom
Abandoning your child via suicide
And
Incest!
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As a professional musician and Columbia graduate who has led countless Josquin quartets for Music Hum classes, this man is a hack ✌🏽
This idea that I don't understand Cage's piece is willfully uncomprehending, well, nonsense. I know he wanted us to listen to surrounding sound. I made an exception for making Jewish people listen to calls for Israel to be destroyed.
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for the love of god stop giving air to the narrative that commitment comes with misery. it doesn’t, and repeatedly saying it does makes it harder for people to recognize abuse when it happens to them.
"Marriage requires amnesia, a mute button, a filter on the lens, a damper, some blinders, some bumpers, some ear plugs, a nap," writes Heather Havrilesky for
@NYTStyles
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how composers wrote bel canto operas
How academic departments make their hiring decisions
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Classical Music Fans: classical music will die if the youths don’t engage with High Culture 😩
Young Classical Musicians: *have a lively debate on the merits and shortcomings of Mozart’s operas*
CMC: NOT LIKE THAT
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pandemic liberalism
I just don’t think anyone is buying this shit anymore. You can’t keep telling people “vote or you’ll die,” letting 80,000+ die monthly just from one thing alone, then say “vote or you’ll die” again to them.
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for all my single babes of fancy old fashioned tastes, there is an American Association of Private Railroad Car Owners, and they hold an annual convention. go meet your rich husbands 🙏🏽
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Galaxy Quest should be an opera, mostly because i desperately need to hear “By Grabthar’s Hammer” as a baritone aria
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if you hire me to sing you are also hiring my tits, as i no longer own any stuffy conservative concert wear 🍻
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After the care you’ve all shown me when I was down, I want you to be able to share in my joy too. True to our Nora-Ephron-ass shit as always, Hot Neighbor and I ran into each other on the street before Thanksgiving and decided to be together again just in time for the first snow
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imagine thinking Maria Callas is a paragon of clear, pure tone 😹😹😹
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taking a break from my usual schtick to announce that i’m proud and deeply honored to be singing an asian american story this winter for opera america’s new works forum.
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two white claws deep with
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and we have decided that the world needs an operatic adaptation of George of the Jungle (1997) 😹😹😹😹
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it’s not funny that Joe Rogan has COVID, because it’s deeply important to me that he die choking on a meatball
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New marginalized group in classical music just dropped: The Living
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I have an incredible front middle seat for this Mahler No. 2 concert, and singing this thing from right above the horn section has straight up got me believing in the resurrection of the body and the life everlasting. What an absolute fucking banger 🤯
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please. i am weeeeeping. it’s their real account 😹😹😹
Catch Corona on stage through January 28 in three not-to-be-missed productions.
Verdi’s La Traviata:
Poulenc’s Dialogues des Carmélites:
Giordano’s Fedora:
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i miss this handle. some of my greatest work has been lost to corporate censorship 😿
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Hot Neighbor has started calling me his ex girlfriend. We have been engaged for half a day 😹
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i’ve been working on my italian, and i find that it’s causing me to live more in the present. you know. because i can’t fucking conjugate properly in any other tense.
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in honor of mozart’s birthday, which of his operas would you throw in a dumpster and light on fire if you could? it’s le nozze for me. annoyingass fuckin opera
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Says so right in the Bible that he was hung on the cross. Hope that helps 🙏🏽
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found an old picture of momo that the world needs to see 😭💕
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choose a profession you love and you will drive yourself insane with perfectionism, self doubt and no boundaries and also have to work a job you hate for health insurance 🤡
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Free to a good home: 1 bad organist—nice voice, no self worth, but cleans up nice
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no part of me was kidding about singing every concert with my tits out 😹
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man people should learn to say “i loved this when i was a kid, but times have changed, i know better now, and i can teach my kids better than this” and stop insisting on raising their kids on Friends, Harry Potter, and Die Zauberflöte
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gonna need y’all to bail me out because i’m straight up going to commit a hate crime
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I generally think of myself as natively fluent in Mandarin… and then I’ll try to translate a psalm in a conversation with my parents and it comes out as “God is my sheep farmer. I don’t want anything.”
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if you’re gonna give a large gift to a church bc of the music and you call the priest to tell him so… please also tell him you want the musicians to get a bonus or else that 100k is going to sit indefinitely in a Repair-The-Organ fund and the music director is gonna be CRABBY 🙃
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it’s Hot Neighbor. Hot Neighbor is going to marry me 🥹
alright who’s gonna marry me so i can get singing work under a new name? 😹
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