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Success happens when you’re bigger than your excuses🤔
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Don’t let anyone tell you that your dreams are impossible- I was just a first time GO at CIF!
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There’s about to be violence at the hotel bar. A Vietnam Vet just told a guy wearing a “Gulf War Veteran” hat that the Persian Gulf War was a MUTA 6
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Update = she passed!!!!
Just gave a pep talk to one the best SSGs I’ve ever worked with. Her OCS board interview is today. Hoping the Army get its right! 🤞
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Just found out one of our awesome SPCs has made SGT!!! Humbled that she asked me to pin her.
#Army
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Text from a badass WO1, who graduated WOBC & received the leadership award.
#CohortW
Graduated on international women’s day.
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So I have a Soldier going through some life and he went to BH. Hill AFB told him next appt was 14 MAR. This is a DOD issue, not just an Army problem. Thankfully, it’s not an urgent situation, but I wish there were better options available. A month, Service Members deserve better!
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@Asst_to_the_RM
“Well, I had to dumb this down a bit”
👆From my personal experience in front of a panel of GOs, this is better stated as “I tailored this to the level of my audience”
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PSA- if we’re in the same unit, and this is your travel fit, I will leave you…
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@hangryvirgo
Unreal…I actually feel sad for some people that being recognized is the source of their value.
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“I was heavily recruited…they knew I had what it takes”
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“I was heavily recruited…they knew I had what it takes”
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@thechosenberg
My .02…she was at work and her words clearly showed she wasn’t interested in anything else 🤷🏻♂️
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One of the best days of my Army career…happened on a Navy ship!🤷🏻♂️ ⚓️
Congrats on your reenlistment! I was honored to administer the oath to you today. Thanks for allowing me to part of this special event in your career.
3 more years!
Shoutout to
@peoples_unicorn
and the team over at the Ike for doing this with me!
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I challenge anyone to show me a product more beautifully designed or enjoyable to use. J/k
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Like shopping carts, returning these (or not) is an indicator of one’s character
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Going through stuff in my basement, preparing for upcoming PCS and I rediscovered some of my favorite things I’ve received in Army. Here’s a few of them…
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Achievement unlocked…MARSJMERKET or Norwegian Foot March Badge - Silver
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Dropping this for the “back in my day we had to shine footwear” crowd
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Begging with tears in my eyes…if you administer an Oath of Office or Oath of Enlistment, respect the Officer, NCO, or Soldier enough to memorize it. They likely chose you because they respect you. Don’t disrespect them by reading it.
Remarks complete!🫡🇺🇸
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I received this when I returned to my MP unit after completing WOCS.
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I know it’s cheesy, but it’s a mandatory stop🤷🏻♂️
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I received this after calling BS on numerous unit briefs at a YTB/CoS. Best CMD Team I ever had!
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Virginia needs to apologize to Texas for this even existing.
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When one of your former SGTs finally gets a bird ride!
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@Lt_Dangle314
I laughed and bought margaritas to deconflict the situation. It’s my “go-to”🤷🏻♂️
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My man flew in from Germany to trauma bond at w/me at the Bataan tomorrow. This is a pic of us hugging a “should have been here” member of the crew.
#Bataan
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There are at least 3 awesome warrant officers in this photo!
We all went to WOBC together and are the last 4 of our class still serving. In 2 months, all of us will be CW5s
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Dropping my son off at college tomorrow morning. It wasn’t easy getting to this point, but he’s all in!
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3rd Norwegian Foot March (MARSJMERKET) complete!
🇺🇸🇳🇴 🎒🥾
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@PatriotTourUSA
I was thinking...the lineup I saw in
#MKE
2015, and add
@KayaJones
@WeaverCountry
and
@KrisParonto
? That would probably trigger the apocalypse.
#PatriotTour
#America
#Patriots
#NeverGiveUp
#NeverQuit
#NeverForget
#StayHard
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Congrats MSG!
@TopSausage_7
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Oh, and she won’t like this, but:
Distinguished Honor Grad!
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@TopSausage_7
Hope someone intervenes or they file a complaint. This is UNSAT. I also find it hard to believe they couldn’t find 2 others to fill the ESMD if that’s the BS excuse. I’d go for both of them!
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One of the best parts of being a Warrant Officer on SM is that I can like both NCO & Officer posts that conflict with each other like 20 seconds apart.🤷🏻♂️
#CohortW
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Proud of my son…jury is still out on what he’ll do, but seeing these type of things come in is an amazing feeling as a parent!
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Things I miss by not being at a post:
1. Cheap haircuts
2. Quality alterations
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I joined
@USArmy
in 1994 at 18 years old (I'm 47 now).
How old were you when you joined the Armed Forces?
#BeAllYouCanBe
#Army
#CohortW
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Welp…I just turned “my son is a CPL and graduated BLC this morning” years old🤷🏻♂️😂
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Since I’ve reached 556 followers, I feel it’s appropriate to provide an “about me” statement. My name is Jeremy. I’m a husband and a dad. I’m also a US Army Warrant Officer. I mostly post about Army (unofficial) and dad things. I’m passionate about people and enjoy networking.
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@callsigncowgirl
@malloryhdavis
Even Zyrtec?!? Knox is terrible for people with allergies. Something so simple, yet so crazy
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A woman trying to enter just told the USO volunteer “FEMA is military”
💀💀💀
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So, my son can’t have his car at college right now. He gave me his set of car keys yesterday. One of the coolest and cost effective things our HHC Command Team got all of us and I had no idea he kept it. 🥲Had this on his key ring….
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If you drive a Dodge Ram and don’t have your Ram’s Head Device , that’s stolen valor
If you drive a Ford Ranger and don’t have your tab, that’s stolen valor
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@Bill_Leasure
Yep, all of a sudden “runs fast and can write above 5th grade level” isn’t top block potential
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Dear Sergeants Major,
If you want the rest of us to not say “Sergeant Majors”, can you not say “Sergeant Majors” yourself?
Thanks,
A concerned former NCO
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for you
@Chuck_Ritter92
If you’re close to your annual renewal at Costco, do it now. It increases by $10 in SEP.
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Just when you think you have a new favorite picture, a new favorite picture comes along.
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AAR for today…
1. I was honored to help reenlist such a talented Soldier
@Ltdans_sealegs
today. The sky is the limit for her!
2. The crew of
@TheCVN69
are amazing people who helped make today special.
3. The Ike wasn’t sunk, promise
🫡🇺🇸🪖🦄
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Meet one of the Army’s newest Warrant Officers! Ms Cruz is the face of perseverance. Honored to be asked to pin her, humbled that she calls me “mentor”.
#CohortW
#Army
#BeAllYouCanBe
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Nothing says “stolen valor” like claiming a 1st time GO at CIF!!! J/k and all the best in your retirement
@jr_liscano
! 🫡🇺🇸
The Armor MAJOR of Fort Moore has cleared CIF with first time “GO” and NO statement of charges… $0 Zero… Zilch…Nada… I say again The Armor MAJOR is a first time “GO” at CIF!🤩 I got the “boot seal” of verification! 13 Days & a Wake Up! US Army Soldier…Best Job I Ever Had🫡
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I posted this and went to dinner. I wasn’t prepared for some of the comments and replies🤷🏻♂️😂
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In less than an hour, I’ll have the privilege of administering the Oath of Office to over 250 new Warrant Officers
#CohortW
#Army
#BeAllYouCanBe
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Was wearing a “Tunnel to Towers” 5K shirt yesterday at Four Corners…
Vendor: are you prior service
Me: I’m still in
Vendor: I was in the Army
Me: awesome, I’m in the Army
Vendor: what rank are you?
Me: tells them
Vendor: you’re not even in the Army!😂
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Found some old Polaroids in the basement last night…hard to believe this was 21 years ago.
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Just watched my son’s oath ceremony while at the gym and now everyone in here has seen a Unicorn cry 😭🥹😹
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This take pissed me off. In 2007, at Balad, I helped conduct the largest naturalization ceremony outside of CONUS. One of my Soldiers sat with his new American flag and cried for like an hour straight. He cried so much our SGS had to replace his citizenship certificate.
@EdKrassen
That policy is literally what led to the fall of the Roman Empire. So, not just "no," but "Hell no, are you out of your mind?"
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