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@pendejo_cave

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Nobody understands me because i call movies 'films'. I am literally the joker no one understands me

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Joined March 2007
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@pendejo_cave
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9 months
Promoting suicide is in poor taste and against Twitter ToS, but imagine how funny it would be if someone blew their brains out in front of this
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Noel Y. Calingasan • NYC
9 months
THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.
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Excited for white boy black history month.
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RT @camerobradford: (In egg aisle, rolling eyes) well, looks like chickens are on their high horse again…
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RT @quanfrr: idc how drunk or fried i am once i touch that steering wheel i lock in
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RT @pendejo_cave: Micro aggressions. Micro plastics. Folks, I think I “might grow” sick of this!
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Micro aggressions. Micro plastics. Folks, I think I “might grow” sick of this!
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did you know that Eminem is short for “His Eminence”?
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18 days
“Neil Gaiman” is what I say when my homosexual neighbor asks how I’d like him to fellate me.
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RT @daltonleepruitt: Severance falls apart the second you remember that Indians exist
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They should make cigarettes that give you lung cancer.
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If they start deporting thick latinas it’s going to radicalize me.
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@darwintojesus “Its” doesn’t need an apostrophe here.
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@GMErectheus @MarchettoP7698 @annamlulis I’m retarded for dick
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“In the clerb, we all fam” “…sir, I asked you if you take this woman to be your wife” “…get it? Like that may may from Tik Tok?”
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You know I’ve been thinking about the LA wildfires, and why doesn’t the hawk tuah girl get herself over there and just spit on that thang
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MAGA people: “get ready for lower grocery prices and cheaper gas!” Trumperino: “we are renaming it the Gulf of America and officially changing Kamala Harris’s race to Arab”
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The VIN in VIN Diesel stands for vehicle identification number.
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I didn’t just “eat Skittles” . I sat my white ass down and tasted the rainbow.
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