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I'm not my tweets buana, I only talk much on social media. irl naogopa kumeet watu.
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My 37 year old cousin who was charged with attempted murder was imprisoned back 2012 for 15 years. Yesterday, marking 11 years of imprisonment, he was released because he was completely reformed. While in prison the wife cheated on her and conceived a child now 7 years-old...👇
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Leo nikishuka kwa matatu afya centre kuna msee alinionyesha iphone akaniambia ataniuzia na 7k. Out of curiosity nikamuuliza mbona anaiuza cheap akaniambia ako na emergency na anahitaji 6k urgently. Mimi nikakumbuka kuna iphone beshte yangu aliuziwa then baadaye....👇
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Jana nikitoka Nairobi for Eldy niliingia mat flani ilikua na mtu 1 mwenye alikua backseat side ya dirisha. Mi nikakumbuka my friend aliniambia kama ninatravel nikae backseat ndo incase of an accident kutakua na high chances yangu kusurvive. Mi nikakimbia backseat na 1/n
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There's this girl whom i admired so much. I was willing to date her but she cut off my dream when she told me she was avoiding any kind of distraction so as to focus on her studies. She told me to be patient just like Jacob was and wait for 4 years for her to be through with her
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Unakaa yule wazimu wa bible alikua anaitwa legion
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I know this guy, let me bring his side of story before kugeuzia boychild
Rest well my queen. I loved you but you loved someone else. Choices have Consequences !
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Si tushikane tu kama tweeps tureport hii account ikue funzo kwa wengine
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He plans to meet the wife on 24th of march for a surprise. He doesn't know that the wife had already moved on.
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wakasema imewadirect kwangu. Nikajaribu kuwaambia huyo msee ako na wao ndo ameniuzia but hawakuniskia. Wakachukua hiyo iphone na nokia yangu😭
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Farmers, Also looking for a medicine for this....i have several goats with the same disease.
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@DCI_Kenya
Never kill a comrade while robbing. He/she might be the only hope left in his/her family. Rob whatever but don't dare kill him/her
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Nimecreate group ya small wigs. Drop your handles and follow me nikuadd huko
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simu akadial number na kupiga. Sa msee kuanza kuongea alikua anasema 'unanisikia' akirudia then akafungua dirisha na kuongea na nje then mrasta flani akatokea akiwa amepick hiyo simu . Sa msee akanishow ashuke amfuate mbio na akashuka na hakuwahirudi😭 3/3
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Dis you
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mjenga huyo msee 7k yake then nikaweka simu kwa mfuko inakuanga ndani ya jacket ndo nisitokwe. After walking some distance from stage mbogi ya mtu 5 including mwenye aliniuzia ikatokea wakaniambia ati kuna simu imeibiwa na wametrack ..👇
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kufika mtaa akapata ni itel. Nikamshow anipee kwanza nipitie nione kama ni legit. After kuconfirm iko legit nikacheck mpesa balance nikapata ni 5700. Nikafuliza 500 but still i was less 800. Nikacall mzazi nikamshow niko stranded tao akanitumia 1500 ndo aensure niko safe. Nika.👇
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I just recovered it today and i sent her a text to see if we could make the couple I've always admired before
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If this tweet pops up on your Timeline, kindly call this number 0790 000 999 and pressure them to return Quincy's bike
Number ni customer care ya watu credit. Let's help Quincy regain access to her bike.
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A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.👇
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kujisunda hapo. Sa venye matatu ilikua imebakisha mtu moja ijae huyo boyz akanishow simu yake imeisha moto sa nimsaidie yangu apigie mkoro. Nikamuulizia hiyo simu yake penye iko na enyewe nikaconfirm imeisha battery ya ukweli.Juu ya kindness yangu nikampea 2/n
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I warned my mom not to bring a house girl
she refused
Now the girl is vomiting
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I once lived with my uncle for about six months.Something that infuriated his children. Time ya chakula walikuwa wanatuma watoto waniite nikakule. Wanakuja wananisalimia. Alafu wanarudi kusema ati nimeshiba. Evil kids those ones
Sahi some of them ni madem wa watu i pity you kings
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studies. Though it wasn't that easy i admitted to it. 4 years ago today is when she told me to get back to her if i was willing. I saved a backup of the conversation between her and I to my harddrive.
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Dedan Kimathi married Mukami Kimathi in 1948. Dedan Kimathi was arrested in Oct 1956. Meaning they lived together for only 8 years. 4 years were spent in the forest fighting (1952-1956).
Dedan Kimathi and Mukami Kimathi had 10 children together as they read in the eulogy.
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Seems he was from faking the postmortem from that hospital
@Honeyfarsafi
Sent him a link that grabbed his ip address, nikama mulot boys aren't sleeping
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A kalenjin man went to a supermarket, he didn't know how to say chicken.
So he took some eggs and asked
"Where’s their mama?"😂😂
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In the next 100 days, these will happen
1.Gachagua will become the 6th president of Kenya.
2.There would be a public holiday.
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Hey men, Screenshots of ladies shooting their shots?
Let's check the timestamp.. Must be 12AM or there about😂
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I had a conversation with him today and he told me that his wife who occasionally visited him in prison ceased visiting while he was serving his third year in jail till date. However, I still find it difficult to break the news to him that his wife had already moved on.
My 37 year old cousin who was charged with attempted murder was imprisoned back 2012 for 15 years. Yesterday, marking 11 years of imprisonment, he was released because he was completely reformed. While in prison the wife cheated on her and conceived a child now 7 years-old...👇
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Kusema Raila hatawahikua president pale kibra ilifanya nikakua hivi
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A man drove his wife to the market. He parked and waited for his wife to buy and meet him where he dropped her. While waiting inside the car, he looked at the side mirror and saw a beautiful curvy, chubby girl walking some few distance away from him.
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Isorait....tumeachia MUNGU
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Leteni story zenyu za kuwa conned tu avoid kuwa conned kama nyinyi.
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Yaani some guyz get laid for just being handsome, itabidii nijitoe faceless sasa😂
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1 acre farm
Location:Chepsigot, Elgeiyo Marakwet 300 meters from tarmac.
Sold inclusive of the structure and everything.
Price 1M slightly negotiable 1acre farm.
DM for negotiation!
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Mwangi alinunua FVR23 ya kubeba maziwa. Alibeba maziwa for 2 years kazi ikaenda chini.Usapere ikamuonyesha aanze kubeba shonde na the same tank. Kimchezomchezo kazi ya shonde ikapick. Shida ya shonde ya kawangware ilikuwa uzito. Mwangi akaanza kusumbuliwa na watu wa weighbridge👇
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Demonstration ya eldoret jana, 70% were those uncircumcised fellas from the lake. Kalenjins walikua tu zile za "mnaandamana na ni mtu yetu" fools us
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Mi na ushamba yangu sikuwai onja kiwi fruit, nlikua naona tu zikiuzwa expee supemkt. So one tym nimetoka naii. Pale githurai usiku nikauziwa kiwi fruit, na nikapewa ya kuonja n I liked it. Nikabuy , zilikua zimepackiwa poa na katray, eti pia nikasurprise siblings home. 👇
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Numbers 14vs11
"On the 14th day of the second month, they are to eat unleavened bread and bitter herbs"
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Teacher: in my whole teaching carrer I've never met a class as bad as you
The class:
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The pain of waking up alafu unapata simu haikuwa inacharge the entire night💔
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@main_wolfgirl2
I was told these by my GP
KAMBAS/KISIS: They have a lot of witchcraft in them. Avoid at all cost.
LUO/LUHYA: Dowry money is expensive. My cousin got himself a Luo lady and paid 1.3M as dowry.
COASTAL LADIES: They provide nothing in a relationship they only lie down
Kale:✅
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