Payton J. Havermann
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Former sports reporter for the Leader-Telegram. Host The Unwritten Rule. Friend and Connect 4 Opponent of Kenny Van Doren. #MizzouMade (Opinions are my own)
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BREAKING NEWS: Tracking Center has CONFIRMED that
#Santa
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Demaryius Thomas and Emmanuel Sanders in Denver were legit one of my earliest football memories. Emmanuel Sanders isn’t even out of the league yet and Demaryius Thomas isn’t even be with us? This is just not right.
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Pete Alonso after beating someone with cancer in the finals
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Milwaukee fr just lets Chicago take over the city man this is crazy
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Yes Fields needs to be better at not taking sacks and being a better processor as a passer, but “he can’t throw!” is… not a good take.
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LMFAO this Rockies fan thing is literally a Yanny or Laurel situation with way higher stakes
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Aggressively making no trades 🔥🔥
Ryan Pace to
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Ryan Poles filling out the Davante Adams paperwork on March 18th:
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They put in a damn ref and not Devin God Damn Hester I’m so sick
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I cannot imagine going into my team’s first home playoff game in 13 years, and being even remotely concerned about whether John Cusack is truly a Sox fan or not dude.
BREAKING:
@barstoolwsd
just confronted actor John Cusack to tell him he’s not allowed to cheer for the White Sox
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Cam Akers gonna be commentating an 11 AM Syracuse-Boston College game on ESPN2 in two years
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Trubisky vs. Fields is a 6-3 game going into the fourth quarter I mean you can’t make this stuff up.
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Man Missouri was so scared of kansas that they opted to play a better team, in a better city, at a better time. That’s so crazy.
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They just won the World Series and without a GM replaced Yuli Gurriel with Jose Abreu good lord that organization is stacked
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Padres went from “on the verge of acquiring Scherzer,” to signing Jake Arrieta for rotation help. AJ Preller is not good.
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Patrick Mahomes spun, reversed and with a light instrumental added to this video really changed the way I view his throwing motion
Michael Penix Jr. as a righty will completely change how you view his throwing motion 🤯
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Jordan Love did absolutely nothing spectacular and that is far and away the second most frustrating thing. Did absolutely nothing to earn it and the Bears still absolutely fell over themselves.
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The Chicago Cubs have taken a 3-1 lead against the Baltimore Orioles
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There are real people that go out in 99 degree weather and think “Wow this is so much better than snow.”
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Aaron Rodgers is gonna take out so much aggression on us next week lol it’s gonna get bad
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That release is silky now man he put in a lot of work and it’s paying off
Justin Fields and Quaterbacks Coach Andrew Janocko putting in work.
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This hit me like a Mack truck.
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I think people often forget we have Clint Frazier on our team. When healthy he’s a 40+ home run guy and 100% on the same level as Acuña, Tatis, Soto.
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ALL THREE OF THESE PLAYS HAPPENED IN ONE SEASON LMAOOOO
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JUST IN: President Trump is set to win North Carolina
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NO WAY YALL ARE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR MLB INSIDER MIKE HAWK RN
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By transitive property the Bears are about to be Super Bowl champs
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Lmfao that Jalen Rose apology to open halftime couldn’t have caught me more off guard
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NFL pushing the “Bears offense looked bad because Caleb’s helmet wasn’t working narrative”
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There is a national championship game graphic in this tweet
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No fanbase deserves an absolutely unmitigated disaster of a team as much as the folks in Green Bay
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Bears didn’t even bring Mike McDaniel in for an interview.
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Sources tell KCOU the Cubs have shopped Jake Arrieta but only received hearty laughs back on the other end.
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“Yo how does it feel to lose the Olympics?”
Me:
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Matt Nagy is 5-1 vs Minnesota LMFAO
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The winner of the Will Smith-Jake Odorizzi trade was the Mets
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Fluke Voit: “Hey Anthony Rizzo. Can I play sometimes too?”
Anthony Rizzo: “Ratio.”
🤣🤣🤣
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If Jim Harbaugh is the next bears head coach, the OC hire better be out of this world
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Surreal that this actually worked
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Under-the-radar free agent Kris Bryant
Fans called in with players the Yankees should be targeting that there has not already been rumors about!
Can you see the Yankees actually acquiring any of these guys this offseason?
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Like they lost Correa and just immediately got this production from someone that has 30 career triple A games dude. They’re never gonna be bad.
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THEY JUST RAN TWO STICK ROUTES RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
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Matt Ryan will literally never be able to escape ridicule for 28-3, but Herbert can blow a 27-0 lead and have people doing this I’m genuinely stunned.
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The bad QB and great wide receiver
Or
The great QB and really good receiver
Boy that’s a tough one!
Justin Fields & Marvin Harrison Jr. OR Caleb Williams & Rome Odunze
Which duo are you taking? 🤔
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“The most passes Justin Fields threw on an opening drive last year was 3.” What was Nagy cooking man?
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Attempting to ruin a man’s livelihood because his son doesn’t play for my favorite football team anymore is a level I don’t even think I could reach.
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The NFL is blatantly rigging a Packers super bowl run for the “One last dance” for Rodgers like this is actually pathetic.
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I mean if Flus grabs Bill Callahan for the O-Lime and completes the Getsy-Pep tandem for Fields, I’m genuinely expecting a massive breakout next year.
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Nearly 4 million Americans have been out of work for at least six months
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Even Marvin Harrison Jr. can’t escape prospect fatigue this is insane
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I agree. Hopefully next time he ignores the open end zone throws and forces a ball into double coverage. That’s when I’ll be impressed.
I've always said Justin Fields may be good someday.
But these are all clips of him hitting wide open receivers on relatively basic passes.
Nice throws? Sure. Silencing critics? Not yet.
Stats don't tell the whole story.
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Yea this might wind up being the most important throw in program history lol
For some context on the $12 million to Missouri's Tiger Fund: The top-level NIL collectives spend roughly $8 to $12 million on payroll for their football roster.
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For those that are lucky enough to have not seen it
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Anthony Miller gonna tweet something like “Ain’t no endings, only new beginnings 😈💯💯”
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No lie I couldn’t think of anything to say after this
When ya favorite QB throws that 1 pick you can’t even defend
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I don’t want a new quarterback I just want Fields to be good
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The Braxton Jones experiment is over as far as I’m concerned
He’s a backup or swing
Nothing more
LT should undoubtedly be a top priority no matter who the QB is
#Bears
Braxton Jones is one of PFF’s top pass-blocking offensive tackles, and he’s only allowed 1 sack on 603 snaps.
I don’t think he gets enough credit. He quickly jumped from the FCS level into being a solid starting LT for the
#Bears
. The OL was much worse when he was hurt, too.
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Today is probably the last game Willson Contreras and Ian Happ will be Cubs
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Here’s a fun question: who has more career receiving yards?
Taquan Mizzell (Bears 4th string RB in 2018)
Or
Jameson Williams (Lions first round pick 2022)
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“Kieboom deep to left… KieBOOM.” Please dismantle the Nats booth.
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There is absolutely no way you can convince anyone that Deshaun’s first game back being against Houston was just a coincidence. Thats so gross.
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I know for sure I’m way too addicted to sports because I deadass had a full on dream last night that Justin Fields absolutely diced up the Vikings on Sunday Night Football
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ZACH DAVIES GOT YOU TYPING ESSAYS LMFAOOO YOU ARE PATHETIC
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