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"Make the Nords prejudiced against the Cat-Men. Write it relaly strongly."
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This country would be the Haiti of Europe.
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6 million goals? In one match? That's impossible.
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Shit, they got automated shoplifters now.
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@ltwombly93
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New Yorkers refuse to leave their hellish urban nightmare to see that their city isn't normal nor safe.
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Atheists will always find a way to cope and deflect.
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"NO, Trumpisatva! I must escape samsara, do not reincarnate me!"
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Me on my way to my execution because I misgendered someone.
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@marvel_dc_kid95
@fumowife
Oh chief, we can love them but we will not support their self destructive behavior.
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Thank God for the Writers Strike, otherwise we’d see an unfunny skit about the Republican Debate.
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Come, Nerevar, come and look upon my latest polling data.
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@Italian347
They say it was more like 10 million but more recently it was estimated 5 million.
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"Autism didn't exist until the 1900s" some claim.
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A little known fact is that Patrick Bateman fled the country to Qatar and has been there ever since. American Psycho is actually based on a true story.
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@marvel_dc_kid95
@fumowife
Yes, did you know older homosexuals require diapers due to years of repeated sodomy having caused their anal cavity to expand?
That is one reason why we do not support it.
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@Vidar_TSG
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@thepoopenfarter
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You say that yet you literally have 'niggas' in your profile description.
Grow tf up.
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Protestants when they enter a Catholic Church
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Important announcement from the Vegas Sphere:
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