kyzyl
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Kyzyl is a city in Tuva #fuckcancer #blacklivesmatter 📸: @taragracerfoto + @keithagriner
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Hey, look who dropped by!
@treyanastasio
is so kind and such a pleasure to work with! Talking with him about Star Trek and tardigrades for a minute was everything. You can hear his chat with
@Finkerton
on
@PhishRadioSXM
at 4pm ET today!
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Happy Birthday
@treyanastasio
! Great to see you again! Y’all should’ve seen his face when he saw my Lizard Lizard & The Lizard Lizard shirt. He happily obliged when I asked if we could flip off
@umphreysmcgee
! 😇
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By far the best part was asking him to sign this slap and seeing his facial reaction:
“How did they get my —-“
“Pecs so accurate?” - Me
“Yeah how’d they do that?” 😂
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Peaches is back in the Subaru and on our way up north! Got the best copilots for this journey!
@yburyug
@East_Coast_Emo
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I love you 3000, Jace. I want to thank all who gave to
#PeachesTheDog
fund. In just 24 hrs, you all donated $3000 🥲 This will cover Julius’ vet bills for
@harharbinks
, our gas/tolls/food & the rest to her sweet new family!
@yburyug
@sonicyutes
#CavernOfShame
#ReelBigPhish
❤️💚💜
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This man and his family are truly stepping up 🥲 Think we found a home for Peaches 🍑 Pet friendly hotel tonight and then
@yburyug
and I hit the road in the AM! My heart. This community rocks
@paytheslacker
@DhammaRoots
@KeithOlbermann
I’ve commented on several posts…she is welcome on our farm in Massachusetts. Grew up with pits my whole life, have 1 other dog friendly small dog. Lots of walks in the woods, camping if she’s into it etc. I’ll teach her to ride on a kayak this summer.
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When you’re in the right place at the right time with the right face on… sometimes you get miracled into the umVIP set 😇🥰😈
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Dara and I are signing the lease for our new home today! One week from today I pick her up from the airport and we never have to say goodbye for extended periods of time ever again! 5 more shifts in the office. 15 more days as an NYC resident, then a 15 hour drive w/ the kitties!
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My parents finally admitted they’d taken lsd and saw the Dead multiple times 🤯
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Celebrating two years with
@momadancer1_0
today! 🤯 Botanical Gardens and a fancy dinner out on the town (Turnkey) tonight and lots of snuggles with my (mad) love 🥰😈
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Just got in the door safely. Love every single one of you, especially the ones that helped out so much these past 2 days
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Today, I am one step closer to taking a huge leap in my personal life… I’ve got a meet and greet with kittens Macaroni and Ravioli tonight!! 😻🥹😻 I hope we all get along! 🥰
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After 4 tough months of unemployment since moving out here, I nailed two rounds of interviews and signed an offer letter this morning! Should be starting the week after UmBowl! 🥳
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Please join me in wishing a Happy Birthday to
@momadancer1_0
! My best friend, my beautiful lover, the badass moma who does it all, and my favorite dance partner! Hope you have a fantastic day and wonderful year ahead! Love you so much!! 😍😘🥳 🍩 🧁 💃 🕺🏻
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Another wonderful year w/ my Queen D in the books! 3 years ago today, she took a chance, flew to NYC to hang out, stream some UM + Bisco together and now we live together with her kids + our 4 cats! 🤯 Love you
@momadancer1_0
🥳🥰😘 Excited for our life and adventures to come!
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All the people who followed me today bc of Trey are gonna be very disappointed when I mostly tweet about how much I love my girlfriend and
@umphreysmcgee
#sorryifyoudont
#loveandlight
#sludgeanddeath
#ridethewhale
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Just gave my manager notice, wearing my “Are you prepared for what comes next?” Puppet String shirt… we sat down and he said “you found a new job?” I was like well, yes, but, I found a new home with my person and I’m moving to Madison, WI 🥰 he’s happy for me and gonna miss me.
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💔 My family lost an incredible Matriarch last night. Mother, grandmother + partner to so many wonderful people that I’m lucky are in my life. I am better for knowing you Grace. Thank you for so many gifts and lessons, esp for Jade, my sister’s wife, one of my best friends 😭
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Steve Martin nodded and smiled at me through a glass window at work today so you could say it was a pretty good day 😊
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Honestly, if you have a problem wearing a mask for your fav band’s indoor run during a surge, you are weak. I climbed mtns, raged shows b4 + after vax, masked the ENTIRE time, to prove a point. Yes, my face was hotter than normal, but I was breathing fine, raged harder than you!!
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I truly can’t believe like 15-20 of my friends dressed like their fav Kyle fits last night! I can’t wait to see
@taragracerfoto
’s photoshoot pics. I am a lucky guy. The greatest friends, partner, band and crew in all the land. Thank you
@umphreysmcgee
for bringing us together ❤️🔥
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Got my Willa Quinn selfie at brunch! 🥰 when she said “Bye Kyle!” I nearly exploded. The cutest!!!
@goldlikejoel
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Woke up next to a woman for the first time in 369 days, so that’s nice 😎
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Drove 5 hours, avoided death on the snowy roads, to see my favorite band in my favorite barn, burnt it down and tore it up with my friends!
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Empty train photo shoot on the way to the Disco Biscuits! Happy New Year!!
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If you see someone struggling with mental health through being vulnerable and honest online, perhaps try reaching out to them instead of contacting HR at their job, you fckn narc!
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Got an email that I’m a bone marrow match for someone with leukemia!
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The wonderful
@KarinaRykman
playing Sand with a lil featured dancing from
@harharbinks
and yours truly!
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Soooo Bayliss just complimented my dancing...
I can die happy now
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TODAY IS THE DAY!
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A beautiful day for a
@SeeSilverLaugh
+
@deadphishesq
wedding!
@sonicyutes
here in spirit and dress!
@East_Coast_Emo
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Last night was the best!! Top tier fun, friends, dancing, smiles, music, hugs, laughter and love 💜
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It sucks when you’re good at dancing and oral sex and literally nothing else
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Wild, after 3 years of long distance, finally taking the same flights there and back for a vacation! Maui and the Big Island of Hawaii the next 10 days for
@momadancer1_0
’s company retreat! 🏝️
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Been going to
@SummerCampFest
since my 20th birthday, no place I’d rather be! 16 days till the best party with my friends + favorite band
@umphreysmcgee
! I’ll be bringing my red rage robe to radiate my best dance moves and reflect all the best vibes!
#SCampTurns21
#KyzylTurns30
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARA! It’s been another incredibly fun year around the Sun w/
@momadancer1_0
! I wish her a lovely one ahead! My best friend, my mad lover, a wonderful mama to two amazing humans, and a very hard worker. She’s accomplished a lot this year, I’m very proud! ❤️🔥
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The picture from 3 years ago and the merch for my 200th
@umphreysmcgee
show! Can’t wait to rage
@themishawaka
with so many of my best friends tonight!
#AirSlacker
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“Set in motion, what your life’s missing!” Miss Tinkles and Nemo are home!
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So, I’m leaving for RCMH and realize I’ve locked myself out of my apartment.
Knock on neighbors’ door and ask them if I can crawl through their window (for the 3rd time).
Then she asks “Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask you, where do you get your weed from? It smells so good!”
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Happy Wedding Day to
@moodyfoodiedude
and
#NotonTwitterKyle
!!! 🥳 So freaking happy for you two! 🥰 Cannot wait celebrate your beautiful love today and tonight and hope we can make another
#KyleSandwich
😉 ❤️🔥
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HAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY
@umphreysmcgee
!! Thank you so much for all of the incredibly fun and special nights and trips to new cities and venues together! The music that fuels my soul and makes me move like no other! A thread of some of those best moments captured below 🤘🥰🤘
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I’m beyond burnt out. I’m far past pandemic fatigue. I’m deeply depressed.
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5 years ago, I did my first
@umphreysmcgee
run “by myself”, with a little help from my Twitter friends that I’d never met IRL. The beginning of a lot of wonderful friendships from this here hellsite. Grand Rapids > Detroit x2 for the
#ReturnOfJake
, epic!
#FuckYouJoel
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Oysters, Clams, Mussels and Butternut Squash for our last dinner out in Brooklyn before the move tomorrow!
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Mad Love to Jaco but this weekend is healthy reminder for all that it is Bayliss, it always was Bayliss, and always will be Bayliss.
#umphreys
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I did it! Who’s zipping me up tonight??
If this middle fit is still there when I get home I should buy this for NYE / life right?!
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I hate depression. I hate missing the last beautiful weekend of the year. I hate missing one of my favorite bassists perform walking distance from me. I’m tired of missing out on life because of anxiety + depression putting me in a stranglehold 😭😔 I’m so tired.
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Sooooo we got a lil spun last night and this was waiting at our room upon check in. Happy Wife Happy Life, right
@momadancer1_0
?
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One year at SiriusXM! 🥳 So grateful for the chance to work here! The office is finally feeling a lil less lonely lately too!
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Extending this to a 500-1000 mile radius, I’ll drive her however far it takes to get Peaches into a safe home even temporarily until we find a permanent spot for her
@KeithOlbermann
NYC RESIDENTS:
Peaches is in need of a home after losing her father 💔
•Would thrive best in an ONLY PET household (does not do well with other animals)
•She is likely scared because her dad isn’t with her anymore and will require patience and love.
Please contact
@yburyug
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@WUTangKids
“It’s unclear what Djokovic can do now to enter Australia” 🤦🏻♂️😂 literally there is one thing he can do!!
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These seats do not suck! I am so pumped to watch Fishman from behind! 😍🤤
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The last few weeks have been a flurry of awful news from friends, fam and now my doctor last night. Still processing this, but I’m in a terrible mood and place and I just feel like giving up. Feeling rather hopeless once again. Need hugs
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2 rounds of negative rapid and PCR tests since Phish and one more tomorrow b4 leaving for Summer Camp!
I’ve a lot of apprehension about this but I feel like staying in a hotel, chillin in the way back of the fields, masking + not sharing will be the key to a safe + fun weekend!
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Trip wouldn’t have been possible without such a bright and beautiful soul inviting me here! Been blown away every day by her beauty inside and out. Grateful for crossing paths in NYC and I hope we get to again out there soon!
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Happy Birthday
@momadancer1_0
!! Another fun year traveling through the cosmos together! A most amazing mother, partner and friend to all! Hope you have the best day and year ahead! Love you!!! ❤️🔥
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Really fun pit stop at Rock N Roll HOF for the first time since I was a kid! Thanks for coming down to hang
@zzbenz
!
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My heart is so freaking full after hosting out of town umphreaks for 4 nights, throwing a party w/ 30+ people in my studio apartment, Shoegate 2020, 2 killer shows 2 blocks away and the most fun I’ve ever had at Brooklyn Bowl / an Umphrey’s show! Thank you to all who made it so!
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I know this may seem like jamband hyperbole, but I still cannot believe they played my suggested Wizard > Nemo > Tinkle’s > Nemo > Burial Ground palindrome segment for the kids! Their minds were blown. BB, Stasik and Joel’s joy at their reactions to each transition was priceless!
Best Band and Crew on the Planet
@umphreysmcgee
Thank you for one of the best nights of UM ever with
@momadancer1_0
and her two wonderful children!! 🥰🤯🫠🥳
#FamSquad
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A week ago I was trying to figure out how to leave Iceland post quarantine, rescued my friend’s dog over the weekend and now I’m getting on a subway 3 stops away from a mass shooting to go to work in an office for the first time in 3 weeks. 👍
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