Paul F Taylor
@paulyftaylor
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curly haired comic touring now https://t.co/jxFhMQB1we
London
Joined October 2009
I think this video evidence will be really useful for my defence when I end up in court. He ( @HarryHill ) clearly started it!
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FUN FACT The song “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” was recorded whilst Bing Crosby was asleep And instead of snoring Bing whistles in his sleep
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It’s the 1st December. Time to open the first door on your calendar
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I drove my car into the river around a castle Then it failed its M.O.A.T. test
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Me: “This year we’re having turkey for Christmas. In you come turkey” Turkey: “Gobble gobble gobble”
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Went to see @jodykamali s mr sleepy bum today. Great stuff! If you’re able go see one of his remaining tour shows
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RT @jdpoc: Clarkson, owned, 100%, by Victoria Derbyshire. "Classic BBC ! Using ... er ... my own documented words. Bleedin' lefties quotin…
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WORTHING! I’m doing a newish show at my local gig tomorrow. Tickets available here
Two days until our next Matt's Comedy Club show on 6 November with @paulyftaylor plus William Stone and more at the Pavilion Atrium - get booked in here #comedy #worthing
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RT @russbravo: Less than a week to go until we host the fabulously surreal @paulyftaylor at the Pavilion Atrium #Worthing on 6 November (8p…
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RT @russbravo: Cheer yourself up with a great evening of comedy - we’ve got the excellent and off the wall @paulyftaylor at the Pavilion At…
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