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Respond as a partner who's emotionally disconnected and no longer invested in the relationship 😒
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On September 28, 2019, my best friend and I were chilling and gaming. Around 10 PM, we decided to go out for drinks. We usually walk and Uber back since we live close to the spot, but my friend insisted on driving, which was fine. Anyway, it was a short drive from Morningside to
Tomorrow I'll share why I stopped going to groove. Ningikhumbuze 👍🏼
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When are we going to talk about this scam?
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If you're my girl and you go to the office looking like this, siyahlukana dawg 🤝🏼
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We can be a power couple 😊
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My girlfriend sent me this for my birthday 😭😍😍😍. Love is beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
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We still have a long way to go as black people
Billionaire. Millionaire
T-shirt: $5 T-shirt: $1k
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FNB:-) R100,000 paid to Savings Acc..748488, Reference: Favourite Sugar Mama. Avail R100,000.30 🤭
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Namanje awukho muhle. It's just make up, fake lashes and fake hair.
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Raya initiates the counter ☑️
Jesus with a magnificent through ball ☑️
Leandro Trossard with a superb finish ☑️
Arsenal's cooking🤝🏽 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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America on their way to your house for oil.
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What happened to your cars?? 🤨
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On Tuesday, we went to the Morningside police station to open a case. When we got there, we told everything, and the stupid officers laughed at us while writing the statement and told us that they would send forensics to collect evidence, including camera footage. We waited, but
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The thieves cleaned the house. They took everything they could carry: two laptops, a PlayStation, six pairs of sneakers, clothes, cellphones, our alcohol, 15 grams of boss cheese, took my friend's bank card since they had his PIN (she got the PIN at the filling station), and
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Now it's around 4 AM, the hun pulls me to the bedroom and we leave the other couple at the lounge. Shit, it's about to go down. I'm super excited. We start kissing and undressing. She pushes me to the bed, takes my pants off, and starts giving me head. I don't wanna lie, her head
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Getting her this so she can work on her summer body while doing laundry 🤭
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@MDNnewss
Thank you
@GaytonMcK
and all of South Africa for standing up for our beloved country. Dankie siyabonga 🔥
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I feel like social media was made for BLACKS to shame and shit on each others heads. Shudu || Anele || Somizi
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If you're right brained, you'll see a whale. If you're left brained, you'll see a giraffe
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He's not lying. I am his baby mom's bf and usondla sobathathu 🤝🏼🔥
As long as I am alive, my child's mother will never suffer.
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Y'all are cooking me for stating the obvious 🤦🏽♂️ and who ends a question with a full stop?
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So y'all look yourselves in the mirror after putting excessive clay on your faces and say "damn I ate" ??
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If you take pics like this in my car siyahlukana dawg 🤝🏼
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Thina singenaphi?
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This is not a normal transfer window😱
Messi to PSG 😍
Ronaldo to Man City 😭
Mbappe to Real Madrid 🤍
Percy Tau to Al Ahly 🔥
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You have the power to resurrect one.
Which musician are you bringing back?
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@_RealScotlande
@MluDeGreat
I don't have to buy flowers to know what a man's handwriting looks like
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My 4 favourite female celebs in South Africa.
Quote with your favourite 4.
#DateMyFamily
|| Kanye ||
#Bushiri
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#angiemotshekga
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#realhousewivesofdurban
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Thabo Mbeki is the only South African president I recognize.
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@LifeOfASigma
No, apparently I was tucked under the blanket and the condom was on the floor😭😂
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I highly recommend listening to music when you feel sad.
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When I was 20, I was certain that by the time I turn 30 I'll have a big beautiful home in Sandton and be married to Nomzamo Mbatha.
Guys, I only have 5 months left and I'm stressed. I need at least 5 CIT jobs. Plug please 🙏🏼😭😭😭
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Women carry themselves like h*es and want us to treat them like queens 🚮
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Follow me, I'll follow you back and prolly buy you flowers
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@SizweDhlomo
It's like those friends that call you only when they need help 🚮 I stand with Juju
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@casspernyovest
The streets are saying you've forgiven yourself for what you did to your baby mom's, is it true?
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@MDNnewss
Ngl, the GNU is starting positive and fixing all the shit the previous government put us through. Time to make South Africa great!
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