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Writer of daydreams, dark poems and unfinished manuscripts | Playing music to avoid writing | Yapping about football and FIFA all day long | @ChelseaFC

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While I usually don't post guitar covers online, I couldn't resist when I found this from 2020. @pinkfloyd - Time solo (ending) ⏳️ #MusicisLife #PinkFloyd #guitarist
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@alyssalimp Merlin Bird ID is the Shazam for birds.
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@galacticdad Kneeples?
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@TechnicallyRon The best move is to gift the Dyson Airwrap while doing an Arabic dance.
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@fuckyouiquit Fired for having a panic attack? What has our world come to. 🥴
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@Jbanklestankle1 2 banging jokes and both went over head. Comedy killer for real.
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@RespectfulMemes Great idea to have such a code and the warm bonding with parents as an added bonus
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@Morbidful Just 25 years? He deserves a life sentence without the possibility of parole.
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@consequence A thousand Taylor Swifts can't do what Dave Grohl has done for music.
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@Rothmus @medacamer still waiting for your reply
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@verymoisturized She wasn't able to answer what's 7+5 Enough said
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@FilmUpdates How can a scene be iconic when the film is yet to be released?
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@LouieAlissa He said No for Kante and Rudiger That's it for me
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@Scaife51 Only children break their controllers. Real men smash the TV with their console.
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@secondtierpod Ironically, Gudmonson, the player he's berating was one of the hardest working and highest performing players in the Burnley team over the last 2 years or so. Kompany was so poor at Burnley last season making schoolboy errors with his tactics.
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@F1 Should've named the movie "Pitt Stop"
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@mannyfidel My junk food looking at me at 3 AM from inside the microwave
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@LukeUTD_ He chose wines and cigars tbf
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@attnstarcommand @fuckyouiquit That's horrible beyond words...goes to show how entitled, arrogant and apathetic people are. I hope all of them got fired as well.
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@CollinRugg “They’re not after me. They’re after you and I just happen to be standing in their way. It’s my honor to do so.” - Trump
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@lfcJ7_ Football is a global sport, basketball isn't.
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@MadridXtra I've seen more PR stunts than actual goals from Endrick 🤐
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@DeadlineDayLive Since he falls in the 45% tax bracket, it is safe to assume he made roughly €580 MILLION Robbery by the French government
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@StokeyyG2 The shooter in question? Him:
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@eurofootcom @TeleFootball Tbf Sommer is always diving in slow motion. Suits him 🤣
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@Rothmus To those who don't get it, it's a goddamn joke 😂
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@Morbidful Edmund Kemper confessed to killing his mother and her friend, and Detective Aluffi was shocked and overwhelmed by the information. Edmund Kemper, known as the Co-ed Killer, confessed to killing a series of young college girls and revealed his troubled upbringing with strict and
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@PogbaReloaded Double pivot and inverted full back requests are gonna pop up soon
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@RonanReigns 7 times in 90 seconds Sounds like a new drinking game 🍻
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@RespectfulMemes 3rd Gen: me, my son and my grandson playing Zelda on NES in real life as the world has turned bleak
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@ManagerTactical When the bookies control the ref and VAR
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@alexibaceta23 Tell the mother to watch live TV instead of being blinded by her son's lies. We stand with you Jenni Hermoso 🇪🇸
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@foundfamilies Americans don't use WhatsApp purely out of vanity. They think that using iMessage makes them rich because they own an iPhone. A big chunk of those same shallow humans struggle with debts their entire lives. Irony is karma's first cousin. 🤡
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@historyinmemes 15 Surprising Facts About the Dead Sea Scrolls: 1. Esther is the only Old Testament book not found in the scrolls The majority of the Dead Sea Scrolls are extrabiblical writings, but among the more than 900 scrolls are over 200 copies of Old Testament books. Some books of the
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@OfficialVizeh Nainggolan. Scored some absolute bangers back in the day
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@NoContextBrits Detective TV Shows
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@fesshole They are most probably involved and take a cut from most of these operations. Like how last year they ignored the £6bn of fraudulent Covid-19 support payments and just wrote them off like it was nothing.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE In China, you can earn a hefty sum of $32,000 annually, or around $26,000, for being a panda nanny. However, this job involves much more than just playing with and feeding the pandas. To become a panda nanny, you need to have degrees in livestock rearing or veterinary medicine.
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@eurofootcom Scott was always meant to play in a slower league where he has the luxury of time and less media pressure every week to perform at the highest level
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@ITVNewsPolitics @Nigel_Farage @lewisUTBdenison Fascists want to stop free thinkers and creative people who can operate outside the box. They just want cogs in the system to shut up and obey.
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@nocontextfm1 Havertz Mount Martial Cucurella Maguire Antony Sancho and so many more...
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@OfficialVizeh He was better than every other English player till the subs came on
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@CollinRugg "Biden had a cold" 😂
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@stusfootyflash Gerrard has bottled it so often on the biggest stages. Overrated for England. Errors include backpass to Henry here. Header to Luis Suarez in 2014 World Cup. Backpass to Drogba in a title decider Own goal to lose league cup final Sent off after 38 seconds in last game vs Man
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@fesshole This is incredibly horrific. Error 101: Morality missing
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@AnthonyFagan2 @Rainmaker1973 Damn! That looks so magnificient. Now I'm tempted to turn my guitar from its plain old black colour to something like this.
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How's the #WritingCommunity doing today? Here's a #writerslift to start your day. Drop your #books #blogs #wip #podcasts and say hi!
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@SelecaoTalk Neymar would rather repopulate the Earth than win a Ballon d'Or
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How's the #WritingCommunity doing today? Let's kick it off with another #writerslift . Drop your #books #blogs #wip in the comments.
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@crockpics Taylor Swift
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@Morbidful The intruder who viciously killed the Setagaya Family - married couple and their two children has never been caught, despite leaving his bloodstained clothes, fingerprints, shoe prints, and an unflushed toilet. Police believe he is likely not a Japanese citizen, based on several
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@notgwendalupe On December 20, 2009, Britanny Murphy died at the age of 32 due to pneumonia that exacerbated by anemia 💔
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@PolitlcsUK Hahaha, love it!
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@eurofootcom @ESPNnl He's talking about Brentford when their bid was accepted last year but he refused to go.
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@20th_Centurygal Allman Brothers/Live At Fillmore East
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@Pandamoanimum The most heartwarming thing I've read today, and dandelions always transport me to a dream world 😄
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@SugaSean_ A 19 year old Varane at Madrid had benched a prime Pepe. There's your answer.
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@TheLampardView Your account
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@Culture_Crit The Outsider by Albert Camus "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."
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@ESPNUK Drogba started the cold celebration in 2010
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@pubitysport Sick of the PR
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@sophiearumble From my trip to Dubrovnik, Croatia last Christmas. The most beautiful city I've ever experienced. Can't wait to go back 🤩
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@Rothmus For context, 4th of July is coming up and many people lose a finger or two in accidents caused by fireworks
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@Dexerto "Nordic countries are free of crime"
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@NoContextBrits Call each other wankers😂
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@nikostheater @consequence This is like saying that Lars Ulrich hasn't done anything for music because he was the drummer of Metallica when they exploded and formed the subgenre of speed metal as we know it. Funny!
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@fasc1nate 11 really weird facts about Teletubbies: 1. One episode scared children so much that it had to be banned The episode in question, ‘See Saw’, contained a lion and a bear made of moving cutouts that somehow manage to be incredibly creepy. 2. The Teletubbies were given the keys
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@Blue_Footy James needs to lose some muscle to avoid the constant injuries
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Hey #WritingCommunity , how're you doing? Let's kick it off with a #writerslift . Drop your #books #blogs #wip #poems #podcasts in the comments below or just say hola!
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@yesterdaysprint Tumblr before Tumblr existed
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@ESPNUK The boots made him pass
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@stusfootyflash Gerrard at it again
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@eurofootcom @yagosabuncuoglu All of them are way beyond their prime, and they severely underperform
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@historyinmemes Some more images of the Red telephone booth cemetery in London
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@iMiaSanMia Füllkrug needs to start over Havertz
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@historyinmemes 1) Loved The Countryside Despite being born into a wealthy family, Tolstoy preferred the simple pleasures in life. He spent most of his time at his country estate, Yasnaya Polyana, where he walked around barefoot and joined in with peasant work. His love for the countryside was
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@HistoricHub Fake and AI generated
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@godisangryatme Those 3 homes can house 5.5 million people. Maa, magic is real!
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@historyinmemes Troy called the suit "Ursus Mark VI". It was made of steel and aluminum, and it weighed over 150 pounds. It had a helmet with a visor, and it was equipped with a variety of weapons, including a spear, a knife, and a pepper spray dispenser. Hurtubise spent years developing and
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@UTDTrey Atalanta Striker for £72m and Ajax Winger for £86m 😂
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@LeahRayAFC You should be behind bars
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@UTDNosa1 Don't forget that Varane has 4 UCLs while Saliba has a community shield
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@fasc1nate Here are 16 cool facts about Usain Bolt: 1. He is slower than most sprinters when the race starts. 2. The 60 to 80m mark is when Bolt is the fastest. 3. Due to his height, he can cover 100m in quicker time as a result of large strides. 4. He prefers 200m races to 100m. 5.
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@TomFoins Stage 2: Exhausted players on the pitch Stage 3: Poor results Stage 4: Slam the players and owners in a press conference Stage 5: Fired
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@TheTennisLetter One of the funniest guys in the game 😂
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@OfficialVizeh It breaks my heart, but can only be hopeful for the future. The blue flag will fly high again...soon.
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@cnviolations Her last name ends with 'man'. Must have been for generations. That's white male privilege 😂
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@SoVeryBritish A very subtle hint to Doctor Who scriptwriters to do their thing like they did with van Gogh
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@MailSport Did I just hear Rice over Scholes and Bellingham over Gerrard? 🤣
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@DeadlineDayLive I thought Maguire's defending, De Gea's poor distribution and Ronaldo's lack of pressing were the problem. 🥴
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@fuckyouiquit Horrible behaviour from greedy owners. They will have a mighty fall soon.
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@IFTVofficial He has already started bitching and moaning, but this time he's early. He usually does this in January after players reject transfers because they don't want to be stuck with grumpy ol' grandpa 😂
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@MadnessFc4 You have yet to open your eyes
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@SoVeryBritish Living for the miniscule moments can be fun sometimes
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@fesshole New fear unlocked. Thank you fesser! 😂
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@DRE777_ Not sure if this one is un chat or une chatte
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@FrankKhalidUK @chelsea_dzn__ Keep Gallagher, Chalobah and Maatsen.
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@Cristiano From rags to riches 👑
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@frantheman10 @Morbidful The resemblance between Kemper and the actor in Mindhunter is uncanny
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@TopMGSzn Mbappe dresses up like Michael from GTA 5 😂
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