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Creator of @TheAggship , a Utah State outlet | G5 propagandist @meetatmidfield , @FieldFlipping

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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
Probably not a big deal that ESPN reports on college football, airs college football, has the ability to completely change the landscape of college football and also now has a book for college football gambling. No conflict of interest here. I'm sure it's fine
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ESPN has entered an agreement with @PENNEntertain to launch ESPN BET, a branded sportsbook in the U.S. ESPN BET will be available for fans this fall Details:
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@patrick_mayhorn
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40-50 members of the Georgia Bulldogs as soon as the season ends ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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bro this is insane, props for not hitting anyone or anything
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4 years
Coastal Carolina and Cincinnati would be completely justified in declining bowl bids, scheduling a game together and then declaring the winner the national champion
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3 years
I like that every quarterback under 27 in the NFL has truly horrible tweets from the early 2010s except for Joe Burrow, who was just live-tweeting Dion Waiters era Cavs games
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it’s weird how lamar and baker, the two best college quarterbacks in both 2016 and 2017, are still good at football in the nfl
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@patrick_mayhorn
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6 years
glad to see virginia finally beat a team with a 16 next to their name
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@patrick_mayhorn
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2 years
It isn’t going to happen but an Ohio State-Michigan playoff game would be one of the deadliest events in the history of the Midwest. They’d have to declare martial law
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
tom brady’s catch rating is higher than nick foles. this is absurd, and i won’t stand for it
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10 months
Ryan Day totally shifted the focus of his program away from his calling card passing offense and toward physicality and defense for the sake of exactly one game, suffered through a season of extremely uninspiring results, and then still lost the one game
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@patrick_mayhorn
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7 years
@hereiamja @Uber we live in hell
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@patrick_mayhorn
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5 years
if i’m remembering correctly, the fox crew will also be in columbus, which means we’re in for an anchorman style street brawl
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IT'S YOUR TURN, COLUMBUS! See you next week for @PennStateFball x @OhioStateFB 😤 (📍 @HomeDepot )
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
I want to make something very clear: Purdue did not just lose to a 16-seed. It lost to a 16-seed with the shortest roster in college basketball that also called its shot two days before winning this game
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Patrick Mayhorn
7 years
@Uber an ambulance
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
8 years
wouldn't be the first time a new england tight end killed people
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
Very exciting news I learned this morning: Georgia Tech hired a man name Geep (pronounced Jeep)
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
Man, Ohio State actually has to fire Ryan Day. That’s nuts. I knew I was right about him but I didn’t know I was THIS right
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@patrick_mayhorn
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2 years
Lincoln Riley masterclass. I can’t believe he’s still finding creative new ways to shit his pants on national television. One of the greatest to ever do it
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@patrick_mayhorn
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6 years
this may legitimately be the worst camera work i've ever seen on this rice game winner. i know camerawork is hard but man come on
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
It rubs me the wrong way that so much of the Ohio State beat sent multiple writers to Indianapolis for the combine but not for tournament coverage of a top-seeded, title-winning Ohio State women's basketball team. It's in the same town!
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1 year
@RyanSevvy That’s also bad
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College Gameday needs to be put out of its misery
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
Urban Meyer declaring that he was fired with cause after 13 weeks because of cancel culture is so much funnier than anything I could have ever hoped for
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
A truly unbelievable number of reporters are tweeting like they were aware, at least vaguely, of the accusations against Araiza for several weeks or even months. And who don’t seem to grasp that that’s an extremely, extremely bad thing to not say anything about before today
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@patrick_mayhorn
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28 days
Can you put this image from App State's 1991 yearbook on a shirt please @HomefieldApparl
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
Jimbo Fisher is assembling a generational staff of guys who aren’t invited to spend holidays with the family. This may very well be the least welcome at Christmas staff ever created
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
8 months
Nick Saban watching Tommy Rees dial up one last stinker while the sun sets on the greatest venue in football and deciding to just live the rest of his life in peace is beautiful. Good for him
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Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
aurora borealis. at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within queens new york
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
Don’t know that I’ve ever seen a CFB national title game with less interest around it than this one, and deservedly so. This shit sucks! Who cares!
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
2 months
It is critically important that ESPN bans RGIII from calling any App State games this season
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Patrick Mayhorn
8 months
It’s important to remember that being pretentious about the Rose Bowl is totally fine because the Rose Bowl is objectively better than anything else in college football
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Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
tate martell when he sees justin fields launch a football 60 yards in spring practice
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
Mel Tucker’s 10-year contract extension cost roughly the same amount of money as Terminator 2. Michigan State could have made Terminator 2 instead of doing this
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Patrick Mayhorn
5 years
when Shea Patterson looks to pass more than ten yards down field
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
Asked Bryson Shaw if there was a defensive leader who stepped up at halftime and he told me that Demario McCall spoke to the team
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
I’m sorry man but this has never ever happened to a section of fans that didn’t 100% deserve it. If you’ve got coaches involved and everything you’ve said some things that you wouldn’t be keen to repeat
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Jace Sanders
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Stay classy, @JMUFootball .
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
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@Dan_Hope
Dan Hope
3 years
Ohio State has unveiled the new turf design for Ohio Stadium:
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
They should play the first two rounds at home stadiums, the semifinals at the Fiesta and Sugar Bowls and the championship at the Rose Bowl, but that would require any respect at all of the sport’s history, which no one in power has
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bauncey
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@patrick_mayhorn playing the quarterfinals at neutral sites is a mistake
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
7 years
@AP what if, and stick with me here because this is complex, but what if instead of more guns, we did less guns
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
@mistahwoodhouse Yeah and definitely won’t advertise it at all
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
Truly one of the worst ideas I have ever heard. Amazing
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
@Juicewag Crashing my car and dying horribly at the intersection of Twenty One Pilots boulevard and Undisputed way
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
Broke: Cincinnati barely beat Tulsa Woke: Cincinnati just had an eight-play goal line stand and that’s some of the coldest shit I’ve ever seen
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
How do you look your players in the eyes in the locker room after doing what Jay Norvell did at the end of this game. Massive underdog, upset is completely within reach, and you turtle at every opportunity to trust your guys to put the game away
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
@cushbomb matt why did you do this
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
5 years
would like everyone to look at the ohio state-rutgers win probability chart
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Patrick Mayhorn
11 months
It’s not lost on me than the Michigan sign stealing guy is a one percent different, bizarro world version of B1G_Ryan. Had one or two things gone differently Ryan would have been doing this exact scandal at Ohio State right now and I’d be doing a podcast with Connor Stalions
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
The PAC-12 has existed in some form for more than 100 years and the pre-death obituary it is getting from just about all of college football’s national media is purely about function, much of it hoping to expedite the process. Makes me sad
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
8 months
It’s so good that in his first-ever display of a personality, Ryan Day cut a wrestling promo he’d been preparing for several days on an 86-year-old man, and then followed it up with the season he just had. Masterclass
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
Lance Leipold needed 17 games to get Kansas ranked for the first time since Oct. 18, 2009
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
8 months
If Washington wins it is a moral imperative for the national championship game to be moved to the Rose Bowl
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Patrick Mayhorn
8 months
It’s important to remember that being pretentious about the Rose Bowl is totally fine because the Rose Bowl is objectively better than anything else in college football
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
Marvin Harrison Jr. stock 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
The CBB on CBS music blaring while Juwan Howard throws a right hook at a grad assistant is just phenomenal
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
I don’t think it’s especially funny that one of college football’s oldest conferences, as rich with tradition as anything in this sport, is being scrapped for parts. And I’m not sure why so many people do. This is bad and it is only getting worse
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
UTSA should be the G5’s NY6 representative and honestly it’s not especially close. This is the best G5 team
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
There’s now a truly nightmarish scenario for The Discourse where Thad Matta gets to a Sweet 16 at Butler before Chris Holtmann does at Ohio State
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Patrick Mayhorn
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ESPN is attempting to push a secession that would sever like 75% of the FBS teams while also sending out its smarmiest employees to pretend that the sport just got all fucked up completely on its own. I don’t want this corny shit from you. You’re the villain here
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Patrick Mayhorn
4 years
Folks it’s time to ask the question: should a four-loss Florida team be in the playoff? Their losses are just so good. And their quarterback, he’s so tall and white
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
probably fair to assume this won't be the last mckenzie milton to tre nixon connection in 2018
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
I know I’m not seeing Ohio State media members riffing on Michigan looking soft. I know I’m not seeing that, because that would be a ridiculous thing to see
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
There was no way to know that Clemson would do this beyond watching Clemson play at basically any point this season
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
It’s a cosmic injustice that Jokić never spent three years as an utterly dominant 35% usage player for a perennial Pac-12 bubble team
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Patrick Mayhorn
4 years
Urban Meyer in the NFL would be the funniest one-year tenure in the history of the sport so I’m all in on it
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Patrick Mayhorn
10 months
[Caleb Williams does something extremely reckless and stupid] See that's the one issue with this guy's game, he's just too smart and creative
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Patrick Mayhorn
11 months
Caleb Williams is ❄️DIFFERENT🧃 - Outplayed by a former walk-on in his home stadium
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
The Kansas State football account is approximately 11:32 away from posting one of the most disrespectful videos in the history of college football on here
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
One of the most beautiful things about football is its internal system for handling physicality beyond the rules of the game: You lose 15 yards and the other team gets the chance to hit you back
@juniusvalentine
Junius Valentine
1 year
Colorado State safety Henry Blackburn should lose any scholarship he has and be disqualified from playing college sports for that deliberate late hit on Travis Hunter. He fully intended to hurt that man for no reason.
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
Today is my last day at @Buckeye_Sports and on the Ohio State beat. I'll be moving out to Logan, Utah at the end of May and launching a Utah State football and basketball (men's and women's) newsletter called @TheAggship
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Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
wonder how these people are doing
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Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
people who get paid money to know football considered josh allen better than lamar jackson lmfao
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
Kentucky lost to Rusty Ranks Beers
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
This is far from the only version of this take and they all boil down to the same root issue: You are consuming college sports wrong if you think like this. The meaning of the regular season is conference title races! It’s a regional sport!
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Ben Volin
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March Madness is incredible, but it renders the four months of regular season completely meaningless. Maybe the NCAA should let the higher seeds start each game with a lead, like the PGA Tour Championship
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
The Rose Bowl is right to expect special treatment from the playoff because it is objectively better than any other bowl game involved with this playoff
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
Also, this is what Super League wants to take from you. College football cannot be college football without underdogs
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Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
@TheAtlantic @elainejgodfrey buddy it’s right there in the name
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
This Utah team is a really great pitch for an expanded playoff, not because it would win but because it would absolutely kamikaze whoever it lost to. Ohio State, meanwhile, is a really great pitch against an expanded playoff because I don't want to watch these guys any more
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Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
this is violence, jeremy larkin
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Patrick Mayhorn
5 years
Are you an Ohio State fan looking for a winter team to fill the void left by football? Do you like national title contenders? Allow me to introduce you to the @wrestlingbucks with three player profiles, originally featured in BSB print, now available online
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
8 months
It’s all been downhill for Ryan Day since he met Mickey Mouse. That was the best day of his life and he’s never fully recovered from it
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
If Cincinnati beats Alabama I’m going to say some truly ignorant shit on here
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Patrick Mayhorn
11 months
Steve Sarkisian
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
5 years
he’s completely nude. just sitting on the sidelines naked. the coaches plead with him to put some clothes on but he refuses
@ZachOsterman
Zach Osterman
5 years
Romeo Langford (back) isn’t dressed for tonight’s game. #iubb
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Patrick Mayhorn
10 months
You have to hand it to him, the man is capable of losing the only game that matters to his team in so many different ways
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
@tezah__ This is what the RPO heads want to take from us
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
We at DraftKings sincerely apologize for the featured parlay that was shared briefly in commemoration of 9/11. We respect the significance of this day for our country and would like to offer $500 in FREE BETS to those who sign up today with the code NEVERFORGET
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
For neutrals it would be great but for actual fans of the team it would be an absolute nightmare. These people are ready to explode after six days waiting for the game, and you’re going to make them wait a month? Half of JD Vance’s voting base would die from heart problems
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Patrick Mayhorn
6 years
also, i’m starting to think that maybe being good or bad in college is a good indicator for nfl success
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
It's incredible that between this and the Zach Smith fiasco, Urban Meyer – the man famous for obsessing over literally every detail to the point of nearly killing himself – was seemingly entirely unaware of everything happening within his program
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TMZ
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Urban Meyer is now saying a Trayvon Martin picture was, in fact, used to try to help enforce a "no hoodies" rule at Ohio State -- but he claims he wasn't made aware of it until this week.
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
I knew Ohio State as it is currently constructed is untenable as soon as I saw Jim Harbaugh dial up a pop pass for a linebacker playing running back on third and short in a one-score game
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
[Tony Romo, incredulous] Are you telling me that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
Can you imagine being a professional football player, just minding your own business in the locker room, and then your coach (who didn't fly back with your team after a loss) comes into the room and sheepishly apologies for being horny at his own restaurant
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@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
4 years
Dan Orlovsky entering into a sentence just completely unaware of where he's going to go with it
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Patrick Mayhorn
2 years
If we get to pack up Marcus Freeman and Jimbo Fisher within an hour of each other, this is going to go down as one of the greatest days in the history of hating
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
I have learned who did it
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Patrick Mayhorn
3 years
Don’t know who coaches UC’s defensive backs to tackle but he’s a certified killer
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4 years
Master Teague runs like a shopping cart going down a hill covered in ice
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Patrick Mayhorn
1 year
New entrant into the pantheon of utterly bizarre sports graphics
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@CBKReport
College Basketball Report
1 year
Bob Huggins was talking crazy towards Xavier fans today on a radio show😳
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Patrick Mayhorn
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We cannot allow “don’t pay running backs” discourse to infiltrate college football. It’s already an annoying conversation at the pro level but at the college level it’s just flat-out wrong
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Patrick Mayhorn
5 years
@jon_bois this is ken griffey jr erasure
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