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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
Isn’t it so wild that Nikola Tesla’s parents named him after a car? Like wow
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@patagucci_girl
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4 years
what in the preemptive lawsuit is this lmao
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@patagucci_girl
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4 years
The first art piece I commissioned has arrived
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
sent a selfie to my boyfriend to ask how i look and he legit just hit me with an "lgtm"
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
???? can anyone figure out what this is for
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
@stripe control ur mans
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
hi i work at @Uniswap now! 😎
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
You think you know someone and then you find out they don’t follow you back on twitter
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
VCs dm'ing us to form a real co and raise a round...... you have just completed missed the point
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tina 🍄
1 year
@ArmandDoma taylor swift releases 1989 changing the music industry forever
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tina 🍄
3 years
Instagram vs tiktok comments on the same video lmao
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
feeling like the fact that silicon valley hasnt heard of SHEIN despite it being the literal #2 shopping app in the US is indicative of a pattern of VCs ignoring industries that predominately serve women, even when those companies generate $$$$
@packyM
Packy McCormick
3 years
SHEIN is the quiet Chinese quindecacorn #addicting America's Gen Z shoppers. You've probably never heard of them. - $10bn in 2020 rev - $15bn valuation, Sequoia & Tiger - #2 shopping app in the US - Creating real-time retail @mbrennanchina & I go DEEP.
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tina 🍄
4 years
working from the office vs WFH
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tina 🍄
3 years
As a general rule of thumb I think u should not post team photos if ur team is all dudes. Like keep that shit to urself
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tina 🍄
3 years
is there an IRS tax code for "my investment was stolen in a flashloan DAO attack"?
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
we spent a total of $260 on this project 👁👄👁
@SimranJ3
Simran Jassal
4 years
the young people of tech just showed us that they can generate hype, collaborate remotely in 36 hours to ship something, raise $$$ for a great cause, while working in a highly diverse team......👁️👄👁️ everything we know about working in tech is....a lie 👁️👄👁️
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tina 🍄
4 years
my hot take is that tech values young ppl too much. Fuck them kids lmao
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
when i was new to tech i thought that that famous successful founders were all intelligent, calm, and rational people that should be looked up to. now that im almost a decade in, ive realized that most of those people are, in fact, huge babies
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
As a general rule of thumb I think u should not post team photos if ur team is all dudes. Like keep that shit to urself
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
lol i swear to god there are now more project management startups than there are total women in tech
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tina 🍄
3 years
thinking back to the time when my friends roommate venmo requested her $1 for taking a Polaroid pic of them. they both make over 200k a year
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
u fix ur jira board for the 3rd time this hour and take a twitter break. u see an egirl and DM her 'hi ur funny😋' for the 5th time this month. she doesnt reply. u tell ur friends what a hoe she is. after all, u've been coding since u were 15. ur the moral compass of america.
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tina 🍄
3 years
im following the juiciest drama on github rn
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
every time i speak to a recruiter i always ask them for diversity stats of their eng teams and of their eng leadership. they always say they will get back to me. no recruiter has ever gotten back to me
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
With this $125 from equifax I finally have some capital to angel invest. Please send me ur decks
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
absolutely insane that these men are running silicon valley
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
"Cant wait to work for Coinbase now!!" starter pack
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
you HAVE to start 🧚🏼‍♂️ angle ✨ investing. You cannot ❌ let the $5.56 💸keep sitting in your Chase savings account 🌛🌙. Main characters 💃🏻 don’t let friends 👯‍♀️invest in INDEX FUNDS 🥵🤮🤮🤢. They r for UGLY ppl ONLY!!! 🤮🤧😷
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Sahil Lavingia
4 years
Everyone should angel invest.
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tina 🍄
3 years
@jeffscottward oo it stands for "looks good to me" its what engineers say to approve a code change lolll
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
what the fuck did I start LMAO
@gumroad
Gumroad
4 years
👁👄👁 It is what it is!
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tina 🍄
3 years
This bitch is taking a meeting in the middle of Olive Garden
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
whenever i see .reduce in a PR i just auto approve. im not reading that shit
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
i read all "just had my 1 year anniversary at x tech company!" tweets as "i have hit my vesting cliff and am now recruitable!" lol
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
@samson_hu don’t push the blame on drugs lol ambien doesn’t turn a person misogynistic also how does “hot young girl” = “bad office manager” ?? it’s clear the issue is w the men? in his weird imaginary scenario, the girl didn’t do anything except b hot lmao
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
my gen z roommate keeps using terms that make no sense. Pog this pog that “sheeee” I’m about to lose my mind
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tina 🍄
3 years
did not have “all my friends are watching the sothebys auction livestream” as a bingo item for 2021
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
Also good 4 noodles
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tina 🍄
3 years
So we were bidding against a certified villain the whole time 😂
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
the dumbest and weirdest form of lifestyle creep i did not expect is needing to buy nice hand soap. i tried aesop one time and now im spending $39/month on soap. wtf is wrong with me
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
cant believe this week had 4 mondays in a row
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
6 months
some personal news: last week was my last at uniswap 🫡 after an incredibly LIT 2.5 years there, it’s time for something new! so proud of and thankful for my time there. ive made some lifelong friends and learned how to build world class apps. love for uniswap always ❤️❤️❤️🦄🦄
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
getting so many DMs from random men offering to help me with technical interview prep.. like no, honey.... if u battle me on leetcode u better prepare to lose
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
I MADE IT YALL @ShrugCap
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tina 🍄
5 years
i wanna buy but I don’t get paid till next week. with the earnin app I can
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
2 months
gm i work at @dYdX now!
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tina 🍄
5 years
sf is wild in that u don’t know if they actually want to catch up or if they want to hire u as their tech lead 🤔
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tina 🍄
4 years
those surprised by those Chinese fashion tiktoks have clearly never walked into a stats lecture at Berkeley
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
I would also like to personally thank my roommate @itsmezhi for taking an entire day to create fake screenshots of 👁👄👁 to generate more confusion. u da best
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
i know not everyone in tech can relate but good god, does it feel great to love where you work. to have a supportive manager and a fun team, to have little stress yet learn a ton, and to have utmost respect & trust for the leadership team. just a tiny appreciation post i guess <3
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
I don’t think we give enough credit to postgres for being the goatest software ever written
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
Just walked in on my roommate watching tiktok like this????
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tina 🍄
4 years
i once greeted a candidate to walk him to the interview room (where the interview would be conducted by.. me..) and he asked me if i was the office manager this was a startup of 8 people. in his mind it was more likely that we had an office manager than a female engineer
@NovallSwift
Novall Swift
4 years
#womenintech true story. A colleague invited me to a party. One guy intro'd himself and asked me what I do. Me: I'm a developer. Him: Uh 'developer' can mean a lot of things. What do you *actually* do? My colleague had to back me up and I explain that I do program at work.
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tina 🍄
2 years
my bf's favorite activity is to ask me "WHAT ARE WE EATING FOR DINNER" as soon as my eyelids crack open for the day at 8am
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tina 🍄
3 years
running a startup truly takes an entire village of support and i didn’t fully appreciate the extent of that until this v difficult week. sending my gratitude ❤️
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tina 🍄
5 years
pinging the tech lead on my team like 🥺
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tina 🍄
4 years
The view from my sf window rn 🤯
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tina 🍄
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@ju_sung_lee relationship is temporary stripe is forever
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
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POP OFF KING @jordanfrankfurt
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tina 🍄
5 years
if u accept a forbes 30u30 nomination that means ur a fuckin cop
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tina 🍄
4 years
every single time there’s a tweet about something positive in Chinese culture the comment section turns into a racist shitfest and it’s so normalized at this point that this is the default expectation now
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
fuckin wild
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
linkedin is seriously a giant shitfest of stolen content and people replying “LOL🤣”
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
6 years
I forced a bot to read 10k hours of twitter and now it's a thought leader
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
2 years
back home in columbus, ohio 😍❤️
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tina 🍄
2 years
pulling up to eth sf hackathon with 5 engineers and not a single ideas guy
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tina 🍄
4 years
how it started, how it’s going
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tina 🍄
2 years
going private so that i feel more comfortable tweeting stuff about personal life. congrast to the 7.3k of u who are my besties
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tina 🍄
2 years
if i did one of those "a day in the life" videos it'd be like. wake up 6:30am. crack open a diet coke. code 12 hours with the worst sitting posture you've ever seen. doordash some mcd with diet coke. code some more. tiktok binge until my brain cannot stay awake anymore
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
u think u know someone and then u find out their spotify top artist is.... drake....
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
stop hating on the code I wrote 3 years ago bro it’s vintage
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tina 🍄
4 years
hi @kleinerperkins , fellow from '16 here. we pointed out the lack of Black peers in our class all the way back in 2016. You have had 4 years to make changes. We want to see real action items, not just platitudes on social media, esp given your troubling history with DEI
@kleinerperkins
Kleiner Perkins
4 years
We can, and will, do better.
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tina 🍄
5 years
when u flush a toilet on an airplane, the plane jettisons ur pee outside, onto 6th n market st
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tina 🍄
2 years
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
Hmm thing is most kids from “elite” schools and internships go to Grace Hopper for free (from corp sponsorships). It’s the underserved students who end up paying thousands of dollars just for a chance to be seen at the career fair. This kind of inequality should be talked about
@livia___22
Liv
4 years
@YasmeenRoumie Also, do you have any understanding of what a conference should cost? You are outraged by the price, sure, but what are you basing this off of? It’s an expensive endeavor to get such famous companies in one place at this scale
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tina 🍄
4 years
making twitter friends is so weird but nice. i have no idea what any of u do. or live. or look like. but i probably know ur exact niche of humor and ur progression of tech liberalism to radical socialism between the years of 2017 - 2020
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tina 🍄
3 years
@jerryxfeng what the fuck
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
LMFAO
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
5 years
I have no idea how to exit this tick tock app. It’s been 3 months help me
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tina 🍄
4 years
put my coffee... on my book.... javascript
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tina 🍄
5 years
crying on the subway while ppl are staring, is this a New York rite of passage???
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
Life’s good 😇
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
finally got my bachelors degree today :~))
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
1 year
bringing bitcoin (harrypotterobamashiba10inu) to the people 🤝
@Uniswap
Uniswap Labs 🦄
1 year
It takes a killer team to bring you the best swapping experience 👏  Who’s behind some of that work? 👀 🥁 Uniswap dev @patagucci_girl added fee-on-transfer support (& helped ship UniswapX) 😮‍💨
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
there is no phrase more powerful than "go bears"
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
☐ single ☐ taken ☑︎ trying to figure out tf calling cards work so I can maintain contact w my family overseas in case orange man bans wechat and while I cannot visit them for the foreseeable future because of a global pandemic ahhh
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
laughing at the idea that microsoft PMs will have to decipher this video
@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
protecc this app at all costs
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
does anyone else remember that cs 170 exam that was 11pm - 2am? and everyone was just ok with it? anyway go bears
@alexpghayes
alex hayes
4 years
my professor just scheduled a midterm for 7 - 9 pm on a friday, you have got to be fucking kidding me
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tina 🍄
5 years
someone from pakistan hacked into my @netflix account but they were at least kind enough to make secondary profiles and not mess up my preferences :^)
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tina 🍄
3 years
perks of living in a perpetually cold city
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
2 years
being a frontend engineer at a crypto company is insane in that you can go from debugging some elliptic curve cryptography math to working on css gradients in the same hour
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
10 months
celebrated my 2 years with @Uniswap last week. v proud of everything that we've built together in that time and very excited for what's to come 🫶
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
3 years
I took down the search page on for two hours while I was an intern there 🙃
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
second sewing project how’d I do
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tina 🍄
3 years
when u spend 4 months on an article and the shocking insight u gather is… that employees sent slack messages overnight 💀 when are we gonna stop writing dumb articles like these
@meliarobin
Melia Russell
3 years
NEW: April Koh built a $2 billion mental-health startup by age 29. Current and former employees tell me she led a fast-paced culture that created panic and fear.
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tina 🍄
4 years
y'all are geniuses for catching on so quickly 👁👄👁
@michlimlim
Michelle Lim
4 years
Really hoping 👁️👄👁️ isn't meme marketing for any app or network, but rather, social media performance art that satirizes elitist invite-only cis-male-dominated social apps and exclusive secret societies/clubhouses.
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tina 🍄
3 years
Genuine q: what is the protocol for when someone reschedules a meeting 4 times and you don’t want to meet anymore? how do you politely communicate that?
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@patagucci_girl
tina 🍄
4 years
23andme results for asians are so wild lmao. few years ago i was partly korean. then last year i was 100% chinese. now with the new update i am back to being partly korean
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