Mike Pastuovic
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the cubs are so unwatchable (i devote several hours to watching them every day)
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the cubs are so bad right now that our best offensive player just walked into the starbucks i’m in, ordered with his real name, and absolutely no one here has any idea who he is
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wonder if he’s going to do this when he breaks record for most times getting picked off
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good morning. the cubs have the best manager in baseball, and the top valued farm system in baseball per FanGraphs
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not enough people are talking about how one of the Darvish Children is finally old enough to have a beer
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absolutely shocked that the 850+ game sample size turned out to be more explanatory than the ~40 game sample size
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Jed Hoyer must make a trade that changes the organization’s trajectory to address bullpen struggles on April 8th
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are we ready for the Ian Happ is a way better player than Kyle Schwarber discourse?
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“nicely managed by David Ross”
this is state media. democracy dies in darkness.
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the cubs are three outs away from going 5-3 in the worst eight game stretch of baseball Cubs Twitter has ever seen
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heading to Wrigley to chase tail for the next 12 hours. wish me luck.
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i was told by every single super smart person on cubs twitter that nico hoerner, seiya suzuki, and ian happ are all very bad at baseball and i should be mad that they are on our team moving forward
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how many WAR (wins above ross) do you all think counsell has been so far?
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fuck, if only Jed had access to this data
Paredes in the first picture:
Morel in the second picture:
I can't wait for all the Jed Hoyer enthusiasts to say we got a hell of a good deal when Paredes is a FUCKING RAYS MERCHANT!
Can't wait for Morel and Biggie to be amazing for the Rays with their new core!!
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people are saying the cubs need a spark.
i have activated a day of my unlimited PTO and will now be attending my first Friday 1:20 of the season
#YouHaveToCIt
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the brewers losing 8 of 10 or something would be a funny bit
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the cubs need to overhaul their bullpen because they almost gave up a run tonight
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Cubs Record:
37-40
Cubs Record When Jameson Tallion Pitches:
2-11
Cubs Record On Sunday:
2-11
Cubs Record When Jameson Tallion Pitches On Sunday:
0-3
Cubs Record on Non-Sundays and Jameson Tallion Isn't Pitching:
34-21!!!!!!!
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watching the best team in the national league and the dodgers
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Cubs Manager
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the haters and losers must be feeling pretty dumb right now
ian happ is gonna finish the season with a .790ops and 22 homers btw
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the cubs finish the worst road trip of all time 3-3. cya all back at wrigley tomorrow night.
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woke up thinking about Travis Wood making that catch against the ivy on sunday night baseball against the mariners
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the last two months of cubs baseball made cubs twitter temporarily forget how horribly miserable and maddening caring about baseball really is
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i had an excellent time this summer lining tom ricketts’ pockets
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congratulations to the greatest pitcher of all time on getting 12 outs and allowing eight to reach
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in light of recent events, this
@obvious_shirts
will be making a reappearance at Wrigley this weekend
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this team needed a lift in the biggest way, and the kid came through
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@Cubs
*this is propaganda directed at the other 29 MLB front offices, pls like and retweet for reach
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the takeaway so far from this series is that matt mervis is still ass
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@TalkinBaseball_
@JoezMcfLy
@BigBabyDavid_
@Jomboy_
@RealShelfy
@Jolly_Olive
@MaxMannis
@TalkinJake
ben sheets
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the dominant premise on cubs twitter right now that the cubs will definitely do x if they win n games this weekend, but will maybe not do x if they win n+1 or n-1 games is objectively stupid and is not how competent front offices operate
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pat hughes saying “playable for bryant” made me feel something
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notably started Game 7 of the 2016 World Series, which was won by the Chicago Cubs
Corey Kluber announces his retirement after fabulous 13-year career
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am i the only one concerned that isaac paredes is going to be blocking david bote?
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the day justin steele became a bonafide, undisputed ace in this league
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hey does anyone know how chris morel has been doing since those two homers? just thought i’d check in.
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in my opinion, the cubs should commit a combined $700M to the following two players:
- Player 1: has made a total of zero MLB appearances
- Player 2: had UCL reconstruction surgery on his throwing arm less than two months ago
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haven’t heard anything about chris morel tonight. must be doing well.
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update?
THE NATIONAL LEAGUE CENTRAL BELONGS TO YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS ‼️
#BrewedForBattle
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#ThisIsMyCrew
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i bet seiya read a Japanese manuscript of the most recent “Locked On Cubs” podcast before the game, causing him to press and drop that fly ball
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many people on this app insist on constantly being so loudly stupid about dansby swanson. he was our best player last year by a wide margin. he’ll be fine.
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@EVR551
JD said we needed to win 14/15 before the game started yesterday so we actually just need to go 12-1 next 13
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@VivaLaStool
@stoolpresidente
@PicksCentral
@barstoolsports
@BSSportsbook
@martymush
@ChrisKlemmer
@SmittyBarstool
@J_Steele21
you guys consider tagging the all star pitcher who’s doing most of the talking in this clip?
@J_Steele21
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this guy wearing a yankees hat at the coffee shop probably doesn’t even know the cubs moved ahead of the yankees and are the second favorite to acquire Shohei Ohtani in free agency
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@DOM_Frederic
red brim adds so much character to his story. he’s seen things. this is how we win again.
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woke up PISSED OFF and ANGRY that the sports team i root for lost game 10 of 162
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morning! another day closer to “cubs baseball is on the air - from wrigley field in chicago”
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another great day at beautiful and historic Wrigley Field. how great it is to be us.
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series (and season) salvaged. top five worst ballpark i’ve attended. see y’all at wrigley tomorrow!
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PCA figuring it out at the major league level has been quite fun to watch
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pumped for 10 outs, 8 baserunners, and 1 earned run from javier assad
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