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@parkenglot
pk
2 months
When I was in elementary school i told my teacher to play the gummy bear music video in front of the class because we had free time. i forgot abt the part where gummibar shook his ass so she sent me out in the hall and I cried so hard that i shit myself.
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𝒟𝒶𝓁𝑒
2 months
we listen and we don’t judge: charli’s edition.
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@parkenglot
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6 months
@elliotconk Master has my pathetic little bean locked up.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
The magic 8 ball movie:
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2 years
Mattel Exces reveal they want to essentially create a cinematic universe following the success of #Barbie with 14 properties already in active development, including:. • Barney.• Polly Pocket.• Hot Wheels.• Magic 8 Ball.• UNO.• Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.• Christmas Balloon
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@parkenglot
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2 years
@koopadale Omg.
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@parkenglot
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2 months
What do u mean I did it wrong.
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@parkenglot
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2 months
@m8ss3ducti0n Yes but I know her as ms. xcx.
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@parkenglot
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2 months
@mossbalI_ This copypasta has been making the rounds on here for a while now 😭.
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@parkenglot
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2 months
Ok this has definitely left the target audience so let me restate that this did NOT happen to me it is a copypasta from someone else I did NOT shit my pants after gummy bear shook his ass in front of my class.
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@parkenglot
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1 year
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@parkenglot
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2 years
@computer_gay Merge mansion:
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@parkenglot
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2 months
@ijimaia We listen and we DONT JUDGE right . .
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@parkenglot
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2 years
the shots in breaking bad
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2 years
Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Goodbye.
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2 years
@koopadale She's everything. everywhere. all at once.
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@parkenglot
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6 months
@ijimaia @elliotconk Sasha vanillour.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Gophers:
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@parkenglot
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6 months
Her budget was $30 and she spent half of it on lunch
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@PopCrave
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6 months
What is the worst album cover of all time?💿.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Him: you must be a floating pair of cargo shorts in the background of a succession scene if you think we're fucking.Me:
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2 years
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@parkenglot
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2 years
@thegirlcamus And when twoomfs are fighting with each other so you can watch in real time.
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@blizzy_mcguire They want you to be mother teresa.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Ethel cain???
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@parkenglot
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9 months
@blizzy_mcguire Blizzshe mcguiher iktr.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
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@PopBase
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2 years
Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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@parkenglot
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2 years
The last of us episode 3 ass eating scene
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@parkenglot
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1 year
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@parkenglot
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4 months
@ijimaia Everything is aromantic.
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@parkenglot
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@ZeroSuitCamus
Claire Penis
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We lost so much when we lost circles
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@parkenglot
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9 months
@computer_gay When you make a bomb ass cake.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
When singers release music and then more music.
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2 years
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2 years
Anyone have pfizer's number.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE HIM .
@CultMillennials
CultureMillennials
2 years
Ya’ll bullied Logic to show his black dad, now he’s proudly dropping the N word 😭😭
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2 years
Is the whale good.
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2 years
The fuckinf views. .
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2 years
Jamie lee curtis tonight after eating activia
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@parkenglot
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8 months
@blizzy_mcguire First of all you're soooooo VALID 🌎❤️.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Why can't you people just drink water.
@ayadotnet
aya 🍊🦫
2 years
what’s wrong with her
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@parkenglot
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1 year
Plate of corn ass tweet.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Who bookmarked this.
@parkenglot
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2 years
Oh what can I do life is beautiful but you don't have a clue
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Woke up late and missed the train so I blocked james corden
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Me before and after stan twitter.
@historyinmemes
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Soldier’s face after four years of war, 1941-1945
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@parkenglot
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2 years
350k views 30 likes yeah I'm killing myself
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2 years
Is the whale good.
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@parkenglot
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1 year
Why does she look like she can't sell 3000 le creuset cookware sets due to a packaging error.
@elysianamourr
amour
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this pink corset from S/S ‘04 Betsy Johnson
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@parkenglot
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2 years
They're right.
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2 years
getting my clit pierced.
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2 years
Starbucks charging for light ice .
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2 years
@computer_gay Link?.
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2 years
@ojapologist @th3mb0fication Girl 😭😭😭😭.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
I HAVENT SHOWERED SINCE LAST YEAR.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Can't tell what's scarier this or that
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@parkenglot
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2 years
The quality of this photo is crazy because who saw this happen on the street and their first idea was to catch it in 4k
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2 years
@EDITINGZ0NE I'm never asking a question again.
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@parkenglot
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@yolko0no Twinks vs dolls cigarette race.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Feel like i'm fucking that mailbox
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@parkenglot
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2 years
I think deedee mega doodoo would be a beautiful name for a little girl idk.
@saaniescheeks
lap warming connoisseur
2 years
i hate when ppl don’t have their name in their dn, carrd or bio. like why am i calling you pussy sprinkles and we’re acting normal about it
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@parkenglot
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2 years
@th3mb0fication The 8 bookmarks . people are getting ready.
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@parkenglot
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2 years
Me with dan and phil oomfs.
@taetheestalIion
𝒸𝑜𝓈𝓂𝒾𝒸 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇⁷˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
2 years
me when oomf is fighting in their fandom and they need back up
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@parkenglot
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1 year
New york.
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1 year
using only two words where are you from?
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2 years
Well I survived
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2 years
Surgery is done
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@EDITINGZ0NE Dan and phil x job applications.
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2 years
Just called my dad girl
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@yolko0no Mi gente 中国人.
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2 years
Oh what can I do life is beautiful but you don't have a clue
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2 years
My thirsty ass could never work at the sperm bank.
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2 years
Felt cute last night
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2 years
You have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location
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@parkenglot
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2 years
CLOCK THAT TEA.
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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I make no apologies for being the most pro-union president in American history.
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2 years
You people need serious help . may he rest in peace.
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????
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Just realized I'm out of butter
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2 years
First meal cooked in my new apartment
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@computer_gay End those frauds.
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2 years
put the s_digitaldamage down.
@AMCPlus
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"Have a nice life, Kim." #BetterCallSaul
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@filmjdw They need to have another moonlight moment.
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My horny ass could NEVER be a librarian.
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OK ENOUGH
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Me when I see lime lips
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@101Iight Dakota nuggets.
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2 years
Phoebe bridgers has lost it
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2 months
Made these amazing triple chocolate muffins by @normalmadeline they are so rich and yummy thank u beloved oomf I've always wanted to try these out ^_^
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2 years
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
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Audibly farted in the crowded elevator
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Happy 420
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2 years
MOTUS (mother of the united states).
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Marianne Williamson
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Marianne Williamson is running for President.
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2 years
Feeling like a cunt on the path train
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