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If this video no make you laugh, I go return your data 😂😂😂😂😂
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omo I remembered when i wan try cheat with my i-watch during exam, I whispered the question to siri and the werey shouted “i found this on the web”.😭😭
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Treat your boyfriend the way you want him to treat you… Call first, post him randomly, take him out on a date and cover the bills alone, buy him presents and few drinks, kiss him out of the blue, hug him, watch his favorite team together…. Boys need love too ❤️💯
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I mistakenly sent 50k to a wrong number today then after realizing this, I calmed down and send this text message “Hello dear, I hope you have received the membership welcome fee of 50k into the ŠÄTÁNÏŚM INDUSTRY, that’s just the beginning of the richest life you are about …..
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Ibadan micra drivers and bad mouth are 5&6. I was coming home from work, and I wanted to take a cab from Iwo road. I politely asked the
man, how much? And he said
#500
. I said ahh kilode otipoju, the man said shebi Pepsi niyen lowo ee, ragbado si komaa feserinlo 😭😭😂
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“Did I beg you to do all those things for me?” Na wetin one girl tell person for my front now now 😭😭😂😂😂
Rora tewo o😂😂😂
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They don renovate your former house for akala express, come back and become Ibadan best rapper
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So na TOBLAD de fund papaya😂😂😂😭😭…… Baba don chop breakfast 😂😂😂 con de reminisce on the good times 😭😭😂
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If all your dresses are to be in one color forever, what color will it be??
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…see you tonight.” 10minutes later I received a text message saying “please send another 50k, my dad is interested too”😭😭😭 but why people de do like that ?? 😭😭
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So I went on a date last night with this girl ooo, as we open drink na so she pour small for ground 3 times…… Haaaaaaa😭😭😭
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I don later hear yahoo boys part of the story, true true wetin oyinbo do our forefathers no good 😭😭
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In Islam, whoever deflower a girl without the intention of marrying her must build 7 mosques to be forgiven
Qudus 7 × 10 is what again? 😂😂😂
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If he is rich, BABY I’M PREGNANT
If he is broke, TUNDE OTIBA AIYE MI JE 😭😭
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As a woman, which one can you do
1). On Generator
2). Open coke with teeth
3). Jump fence
4). Keel fowl
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You fit lie pass devil but you no fit lie pass papaya and bobrisky, no way 😂😂😂
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Deleted Tweets Thread 😂😂😂
1.) Maybe she be she-goat 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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I ain’t cute, but I ain’t ugly either. Idk what I am. I’m funny tho…. And broke too 🫣
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As a lady, mention 3 things a guy would benefit from dating you ?
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Movie date and you con wear trousers, wetin do your gowns?? Oloshi tun lo facemask ati turtle neck 😪🤦🏽♂️
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Collect 30m loan from your bank use your house as collateral for the loan.Collect another 30m loan from LAPO, use the same house as collateral for the loan too.Japa enter Canada,make the bank and LAPO de fight over the house.Message me for more advice on how to become successful
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…to start living. We have a meeting tonight whereby we will slâüghtër 3 virgins in celebration of your new membership. Let’s meet at 11pm in your house. But if you’re not interested, kindly send the money back to this number otherwise, welcome to ŠÄTÁNÏŠM INDUSTRY….
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A guy tweeted that he needed $700 urgently and some people ignored while some RT only without saying anything then a lady commented and said “come inbox”. He inboxed her and the lady asked him for his account details and sent him $1000 and told him to keep the remaining $300……
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Some of you don’t rate yourselves, that’s why you think everyone is proud
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Let’s smoke loud, eat junks and listen to Made In Lagos on repeat.
We’ll fvck too 😌😉
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“Wear what you can afford”
But they laugh at us when we wear our “Louis Victim” 😂😂
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E get the way your Gf or Bf go take fine, you sff go know say the relationship no go last 😂😂😂
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If we dating, we will both be depositing 20k monthly into a joint account….. the one who gets cheated on, walks away with the cash. It’s call the “heart break insurance fund”
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This app was fun until most of y’all slept with each other. Now it’s anger tweet here and there, angry kids 😂😂
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Igbo mumu awon OMO yii ti poju ladugbo, eje ka wankan sesi 😂😂
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After all this bullish!t we better be in the next Bible…..
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Explain how you lost your virginity😂💔
If your story touch me, I’ll send you 20k🥂
Start with Emi lagbaja omo lagbaja
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As a lady, can you change your cloth in front of your blood brother ??
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Better post your babe, make street reveal things to you 😂😂
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You and your babe fit de same hotel make una no see each other 😹😹
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Na big brother you con watch, abeg no enter kitchen o 😹😹
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Her: We grown, if you just want to fvck just say that
Me: I want to fvck
Her:
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Thank God say I no de smoke, where I for dey see money buy loud this hard time 😅😅
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Introvert people are actually talkative when they get comfortable with someone
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Before you send a dm or message saying you like me, firstly look at yourself and look at me. If it makes sense no problem but if not na ogun go kee you 😂😂😂
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Teach your girlfriend how to calculate BTC
Dem just use 0.00005 BTC fvck one babe here and that’s $1 🤣🤣😂
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I no get who I de chat with 😕, my own na to tweet and retweet 💔
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Dating is now complicated, because you don’t know whether the person needs help or love….. things are hard 😂😂😂
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Spiritual husbands de enjoy o, they just arrive at night or anytime and have free s€x with ladies and move on. No shawarma, no suya, no drinks, no T/Fare, no money for hair etc and yet they’ll warn their women not to have s£x with any other man 🤦🏽♂️😹…. This life no balance 🚶🏼♂️🚶🏼♂️
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@Boi_TripleHay
@TripleHay001
@Sabinus1_
The first frame comradify go too gel with caption “drink small vawulence comrade” 😂😂😂
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Dear God please expose me to new people and opportunities that’ll change my life 🤲🏼🤲🏼
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Some of us broke 😩 but we never offline for one day 😌😹😹, how we dey do ham ?
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Dating a lady that has transport fare
Advantage: She can come anytime
Disadvantage: She can come anytime, hope you understand? 😂😂😂
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If she's 26+ and she takes you to her family, and their last born is 3yrs, na she born am 🖐🏼😂😂
No loose guard 😂😂🫵🏼🖐🏼
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Open zoo, charge 200naira as gate fee. Release Lion and Tiger then charge 500k for exit🌚😂
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If we’re dating:
- Please don’t stop sending me selfies
- Please don’t sleep angry at me
- never be afraid to ask me questions
- Trust me
- Communicate your feelings daily and clearly
- Don’t ever hesitate to tell me if you feel uncomfortable who I’m with/where I’m going
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I WAS SAD BUT FINALLY IM FREE 🙏🏼 A lot of you knew I was in a relationship and some didn’t know but finally it’s over 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Yeah! I’M SINGLE!!! I repeat I am SINGLE!!! I’ve decided to speak and put an end to the rumors. 🙏🏼
😒 for those who speak I’ll about it, this is …
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Mention that friend that you can’t talk to for 2mins without cursing each other??
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Where are your parents?
1.) 👨🏼❤️👩🏼🦱
2.) 👨🏼💔 👩🏼🦱
3.) 👨🏼⚰️
4.) 👩🏼🦱⚰️
5.) 👨🏼⚰️👩🏼🦱⚰️
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No be all of us wey de post Alihamdulilah see food chop, awa kan dupe emi ni o🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Please take me to 4k, I follow back immediately 🤲🏼
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Your bumbum is big and you don’t like döggÿ, are you maad?
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IBADAN
A place where someone you love has been fvcked by someone you know 😂😂
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Stop acting like you’re single, we know your BF 😂😂
Alatenuje😂😂😂
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The war between broke guys and slay queens will never end 😂😂😂
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Asking somebody “How are you?” And they reply “Fine” without asking about your own welfare is a sign that the person doesn’t want to talk you but you’ll carry your mumu head and continue “Hope you’ve eaten”, is it because they don’t love you at home or you choose to be mumu ?
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If you’re a girl who pays her bills by herself, you’re normal not independent. YOU ARE NORMAL because that’s how normal people behave.
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It’s rude to bill people you don’t check up on and even more rude to check up on people because you want to bill them
Just sayin respectively ✌🏼
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My own na to carry my phone tweet wetin I like, whether e make you vex or make you crase e no concern me 😂😂
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Some of you’re not depressed…. You’re just comparing your life to others and it can keel you!!
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0 call
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Since a week plus now😪, I’m not even single anymore I’m now a singlet 😩😩😭
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In my hood, you can be single for 3yrs and still be having s*x everyday…. That’s how United we are
IFESOWAPO❤️🤝
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People be lying, knowing they lying, knowing you know they lying… And still lie
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Na you know why you comot your mama house, me don chop yam and egg this morning 🫣😂
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For those of you that know English very well, abeg “similar” and “same” are they the same or similar ??
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Lowkey I really want this to happen in Nigeria for just one day, I wan see how people go de race 😂😂
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Adam & Eve had two sons
How we con take multiply?
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There’s nothing God cannot do, but there’s a lot of things he won’t do!!
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You people should try and be smoking LOUD, cos I don’t know why you’ll be angry for wetin no concern you 🥴😮💨
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People talking about all the good things you’ve done
▶️⏺: ———— 00:09
People talking about that one single time you fvcked up
▶️⏺: ————— 24:59:22
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