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You might disagree but she’s definitely gonna move funny after this, girls wait for you to do shit like this, then start acting bitchy
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This flood don carry my CDA chairman daughter come my flat again
Lagos State needs better drainages
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Only him knows what he did for his money, only him knows how he got the money, if he says make God no help am again, he know wetin he dey talk.
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I have tasted love from a Nigerian girl and i have tasted bread and ewa agoyin, aswear to God bread and ewa agoyin is clear
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Still these ones ..
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@the_Lawrenz
“Never count your hommies pocket thinkin you deserve it”
Everyone dey face 1 or 2, we just sabi hide am pass each other
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How last night went 🙃
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In the days of Agony, when the blacks were slaves to the white, Egede was the drum……
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See as hardworking young men dey suffer just cos they wanna stay legit, i really hope y’all bag major wins soon ❤️💡
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You be Cele babe, you still be “Omo elegbe” and your boyfriend broke to stupor
ati iwo, ati egbe yin, Okan yin o ni ba’le
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even when you barely have enough, put your brothers on.
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Me as a father
“Daddy Ola is just a friend”,
Me:- make we reach there, I no spoil person own, nobody fit spoil my own
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Dear Satan,
Stop hiding in short Yoruba girls, we know it’s you
Yours Truly
Nigerian Men.
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Nobody dey see her how as she dey carry food come gimme early momo, if i buy am Benz later una go talk say she lock una papa
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Court wedding or Traditional wedding,
which do you prefer ?
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“No be Davido get that jet, na ihn papa own”
wetin your own papa get, a’lailojuti Oponu omo
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Most of you tweeting “FEAR WOMEN” be acting like this offline
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@the_Lawrenz
Did one crypto shi that year too, thank goodness for my international buddy, i for enter coma
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“INEC dey play with my intelligence”
You wey your CGPA be like binary number
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Would you rather Marry a sexually active partner or a Virgin?
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You only see Twitter NG Feminist when it’s time to hate on men, nothing concern them with empowering young ladies
Same attitude wey their mama get wey make their papa run go
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Look nice
Smell nice
Chop well
Avoid relationships
No promise anybody money
Maintain composure
Have a good day ✌🏾
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Your chances of entering USA just went from 1/10,000 to 1/1,000,000
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na who know man dey kill man
person wey drop ihn location dey follow tweet
#FreeAyo
, this app no real 😂
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This Ramadan i will need an alarm that will be screaming “weyre dide kio je Sari”
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If Niqqa do transfer for every touching story
Niqqa will be the next touching story
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Problem wey go make people ask us “Sheybi you dey work, where you dey keep money” make God no let us see am
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Top 5 unsafe places to live in Nigeria aside core North, in no particular order
-Ilorin
-Ibadan
-Akure
-Sagamu
-Ogbomosho
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“Stop sexualizing us”, but y’all are quick to jump on any and every thread to show off your private parts on social media
awa like e o, ojo esin yin ku diè
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You’ll probably be treated better when you have money, I hope you don’t mistake that for love
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I fit message you for update, make i no reply you again
mo tun sè sè download awon iwa weyre kan ni aro yi ni
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@adesuwa_janet
@itsSh0la
If the man killed himself, same internet will call him weak for killing himself over a woman
Where is the bias ?
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Dating in this country is like adopting a financially demanding orphan
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Career day and everyone be dressing up as “Doctors, Lawyers, Astronauts etc”, see wetin this weyre dress up as 😪
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Don’t forget to work hard, remember you’re a poor kid with an iPhone
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On the TL; “I’m a throat Goat and I ain’t capping”
When she finally visits 👇🏾
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Me as a Father:- Are you done Cleaning?
Son :- Yes Dad !!!!
Me: Oya baff, make you call one of my friend’s daughters this weather too cold
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Everybody get problem, na you just decide to carry your own come TL
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Twice As Tall and African Giant will always make Burna Stand head and shoulders above the rest.
Masterpieces 🪄
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We know the country is hard but why you go wear “Adieu Papa”shirt go job interview 😒
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I hope you know you can try this too, it’s called “fuck around and find out”
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Any day wey you don dey reason say the money wey your friend get, na you suppose get am, your life don spoil be that
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Some of you go snap picture una breast go be like watermelon but in reality e no pass 50naira Orange
na God go judge una
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Na Single i tell you say i single, i no open my mouth tell you say i no get girlfriend
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Buhari popping out fresher than ever after putting Nigerians through 8 years of horror is proof that karma doesn’t work the way y’all want nor will God punish your enemies just because you want it
God is not from your village
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don’t let anyone that hasn’t been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces
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Most of you lost good people because you were trying to play smart than being honest
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If you need money this time, go sell your phone, no disturb anybody
na everybody get bills
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Translate to Yoruba “to sit on my farm, you need a big reason”
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Life na Dice, but e fit reach your turn make dice lost
for more depressing quotes send a DM
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This year Ramadan, no body dey wake anybody for Sahur, if you use water fast for 3 days straight your head go correct, sò’lò baje orun ni
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No one cheats more than a partner that says “the only problem is, you don’t trust me”
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Sadly there’s no evidence that we tried our best if we don’t make it or have anything to show for it
I hope we all get what we’re looking for one day
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Na person wey deserve respect we go respect, your age na you and the people wey chop your naming ceremony rice wahala
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Isn’t it fvcked up that everyone in your life will have a last day, and you don’t even know when that will be
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People wey get wetin you no get, Get problem wey you no get
No need to envy 👨🏾🦯
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I pray me and my “brothers” never go back to the days we barely ate
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This generation will produce worse and way greedier politicians than any generation this country has seen.
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Most girls don’t know how to give a BJ, they think it’s by just wetting the D with saliva and doing eyes like opolo 😒
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$14k na small money to some boys o, and some of them dey this app
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