I genuinely think a lot of men are just being rejected in their heads
They assume a girl won’t like them because of an insecurity they have, and think that’s why they’re single
…instead of realizing they’ve never actually tried
You guys post your fastest times on the NYT mini, but I sit back with a few fingers of brandy and consider the clues, how they are asked, why they are asked
Coming up with a bunch of new pitches y'all haven't even considered. The switcher. The hairball. The no-seam slipper. The full loop change. The six seam fastball. The shoe-down egg-drop.
Sydney Sweeney will star as boxer Christy Martin in a biopic directed by David Michod.
“I grappled & did kickboxing from 12-19 years old. I’ve been itching to get back into the ring, train & transform my body”
(Source: Deadline)
There is no "gray area" as to who the good guys are in this conflict. I've been seeing a lot of tweets essentially endorsing terrorism and genocide, so I'm gonna make it clear: full support to the Phillies.
So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 6 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get baby cows, grow our own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?
Nixon: she yoink on my sploink til I uhh... I uh...
Haldeman: [inaudible]
Nixon: twitter user crint is not nearly clever enough or well informed on this era of American history to use this joke format