Fun whale fact for all my followers. If you've paid proper attention to my wonderful diagrams, you'd know the Pallid Whale has a spindly arm on it's underbelly!
Rise and shine, crew! Thought I might start off the day with one of these little yellow creatures that Outis keeps posting about. I think I get it now!
@snagharp00n
@butchoutis
Asking your old captain for some help now, are we? Hah! You're finally beginning to understand just how useless you are without me to guide you!
Finally gotten around to this "Twitter" business. Or, is it "X"? Bah. No matter! I'm quite certain I can spread the good word of my quest to slay the Pallid Whale here.
Greetings again, my most loyal followers! I've seen some other folk around doing something called "Google Form", or... whatever it's called! Asking if you'd all be interested in something of the sort.
Haah. All that talk, and you don't have the guts to tell me who you are! Don't make me laugh.
//admin jumpscare,, if this is genuine. um. im glad i play the part so well???!?
@the0dyss3y
Heh. Did you know leopard seals like toying with their food? They'll chase younger penguins in and out of the water 'till they get bored! What brutal little critters.
Agh, just *what* is with the abundance of different Ishmaels on this website?! First, there was regular Ishmael, then Captain Ishmael— and now joyous Ishmael?! Bah, I've ought to go lie down for a moment...
@the0dyss3y
THE PALLID WHALE IS ALIVE! MY CREW, SET FORTH! WE SAIL TO THE VERY HEART OF THAT WRETCHED BEAST, TO PIERCE IT ONCE AND FOR ALL! IT LIVES, I CAN FEEL IT! IT'S HEART STILL BEATS, IT'S LUNGS STILL RATTLE WITH AIR-- AND I SHALL NOT STOP UNTIL IT IS SLAIN!
Ah, wonderful question! First, separate the salvageable bits— the least pallidified ones. Fins are the best part, nice and soft. Once you've done that, cook it at about 125°F for three minutes on either side. Then, chuck it in some stew or cut it into chewable pieces. Delicious!
@snagharp00n
@the0dyss3y
@miffyjii
Why, don't be like that— Ishmael! I'm beginning to see the appeal of these so called "minion memes". Maybe she's right...
@callherishmael
Silence. SILENCE! CAPTAIN AHAB DOESN'T FEEL SUCH THINGS— DOESN'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES! MY CREW, TO ME! TO ME, I SAY! WE SAIL FORTH! UNTO THE WAVES OF THE GREAT LAKE! TO THE PALLID WHALE! I COMMAND OF YOU!
@snagharp00n
@OmeletteBlue
Heh. You know her loyalties lie within her captain, Ishmael! Till her very last breath, she shall heed my word as if it were holy decree— for I have given her purpose! Refuge from her old life! What have you done? Tear open her scars?! Try fruitlessly to fix her mangled heart?!
@funnylittleguy8
@pallidwhale
Heh. A mutineer, are we? I'll have you thrown overboard and left for the mermaids! There is no place for those of weak spirit aboard my vessel!