paisley pudge🦎
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lesbian lizard and bastard wizard. aka "that pp guy". 27, she/it, 18+ no minors
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pronouncing tarot like carrot to deal aoe psychic damage to any goth in my general vicinity
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imagine calling soda "pop". imagine being like " can you grab me a pop at the store" shut the fuck up
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"now at 22" no, i don't think so. she's actually 38
Krile discovered she possessed the Echo at the age of 12, leading to dark times of adolescence. Now at 22, she is a Studium graduate who's pretty adept at curative magicks.
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hot tubs and baths exist to satisfy the indefatigable human need to get in the soup
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good morning lesbians. can i get some advice? now, i love my girlfriend, but last night she told me she has trouble sleeping next to me whenever i'm in my full suit of plate armor, and she asked me to take it off. do you think she might be allied with an enemy kingdom?
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just got reminded of my favorite clip from when i was playing through fallout 4 years ago
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really endlessly delighted at how my game managed to fuck this animation up so badly somehow
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garlean politician: its just such an insulting indignity seeing foreigners occupy the imperial palace, a place of such cultural significance to us garleans
ala mhigan wol, turning to face zero: yo how many of this guys bones do you think we can break before he dies
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endwalker's second half is the most Final Fantasy that ffxiv has ever been. if you weren't ready for an abstract allegorical faceoff against a eleventh-hour manifestation of pure despair and Themes idk what to tell you. its final fantasy bro every game is like this
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ffxiv is the easiest game ever made. you see an enemy? just hit your buttons. they start doing something? just walk somewhere
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now that solution nine exists in the world of ffxiv we gotta bring back Ga Bu and give him an ipad
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pronouncing carrot like tarot to deal ranged single target damage to, like, idk, a farmer or a chef or something. i dont know im sorry im trying my best
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catboy and catgirl are gender neutral terms as far as i'm concerned. women can and should be catboys
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sometimes i see people's modded final fantasy xiv characters and i think. you are very pretty indeed but no god would put you on the same plane of existence as tataru taru
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if im playing summoner and you see my carbuncle running around the arena for no good reason i'm doing this with it
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if you get a fire iii proc save it for your ice phase, then when you hit max mana use an instant hit transpose and then use said proc under astral fire i, its free potency and will make you feel like a very smart black mage player
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good morning lesbians. (holds out a tray of cubes made out of various pure metals) i made you breakfast
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i'm actually on p4 of dragonsong ult already and haurchefant just started straight up sucking me good and hard through my culottes. the lore implications are massive
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every ffxiv gearset in 2023 is either "people like tricorn hats and robes, right" or "put that elf in some god damn Skechers"
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"aggressive and assertive modes" why does a car need to have tank stance
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emet-selch screeching "YOU COULDNT TELL CAMP IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT" is actually the only correct interpretation of his character
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venat x wol is really funny to me cause like. this heartbreaking tale of love across millennia, the very heart of the planet itself awaiting you with desperate anticipation. hydaelyn's brave little spark, soul sundered yet still unmistakably her truest love......... paisley pudge
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i have covered the song We Built This City
my only recourse at this point is to. cover the song We Built This City
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a simple slave of appetite, a poor slave of appetite
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everyones always talking about leitmotifs but nobody's got anything original to say, they just repeat the same ideas but in different contexts
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well now i can't tell if i'm joking or not about this being paisley pudge's voice claim
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i would fuck brute justice. i would fuck cruise chaser. and i would most certainly fuck perfect alexander
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i think we should stop seeking out dipshits with horrible weird trad-ass opinions + single digit follower counts and giving them massive far reaching platforms by qrt dunking them. maybe
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im so deeply entrenched in being a transsexual faggot i often forget theres a large portion of american society that still legitimately believes its gay for men to properly clean themselves. 9/11, man
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she blast my penis sorcerer style. she's casting cantrips on my shit. she's practicing thaumaturgy on my shit. she's weaving enchantments with my shit. she's crafting alchemical wonders with my dick. as above so below she's doing great work on my dick
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the less people that pay for a blue checkmark, the less people getting shoved aside by the algorithm, and thats one of many reasons yall gotta show some fuckin spine + why people already falling over themselves to buy twitter blue rn are getting a big ol block from me lol
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good morning lesbians. (headbumps you like a cat) give me Treats. hey can you give me treats? i love you. i want a morsel. give me some fucking treats i love you. (headbumps you like a cat) good morning
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the ffxiv devs are doing a lottery for fanfest tickets. given the other thing they implemented a lottery for recently, I'm predicting half the tickets will be bought by one guy who wants to do submarines
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good morning lesbians. me and the girlies are gonna go kill each other with blunt objects later. i'd invite you, but... you deserve to live.
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i watched end of evangelion for the first time, sat in stunned silence for a moment, stepped outside, twisted my ankle mere moments after closing the door behind me, and laid on the concrete for five minutes
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logging into final fantasy fourteen online just to load up a m*d and take two lazy gposes and log off
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good morning lesbians. have some soup! please. please have some s (grabs you by the shoulders and pulls you in face to face) have some fucking soup please (starts sobbing) i can't lose you too
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emet-selch is a sad old queen aged far past his prime with enough pent-up cattiness for a million lifetimes and more opinions on theater/film than you could ever bear to hear
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I FOUND A KAHO AT ACEN IM YELLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the most important thing about being a sky pirate is having ridiculous amounts of sweaty freaky gay sex. it takes precedent over the airships, even
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good morning lesbians. i've prepared a variety of soups and broths for you to test today. i'm disabling your limiters - let's see what you're really made of.
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there are things i want to say that would get me suspended from this website nearly immediately
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anyways sorry but it turns out modders do god's work sometimes and there's a tasteful upscale/edit of the new moonfire gear for the big titty bibo shape so now you all actually get to see paisley pudge beach wizard at max power. thanks
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good morning lesbians shrimp mode 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐
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Start regularly harvesting samples from your parents, elders, and loved ones. With enough of their essence, forbidden thaumaturgical practices and dark arts, there is a 100% chance that you can trap their souls within homunculi upon death and forever bind them in your service
Start regularly recording your parents, elders and loved ones. With enough transcript data, new voice synthesis and video models, there is a 100% chance that they will live with you forever after leaving physical body. This should be even possible by end of the year.
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good morning lesbians. by divine right i issue this decree to all who inhabit these lands; swear thy fealty to fat butches or forfeit thy claim to life
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i think final fantasy fourteen players are just bad people
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some of your asses are so fat they would instantly vaporize thancred if brought within 30 feet of him
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i dont give a goddamn SHIT if its cringe you'll never take :3 and any of its variants from me as long as i live i will NEVER stop typing :3c you bastards
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thank god ed sheeran won so now i dont have to root for him anymore
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customize+ with the new face bones is so good. behold my catgirl's fucking Nose
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i love it when art is deeply confusing and borderline incomprehensible but definitely 100% undeniably horny. more art should be like that
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i think every actively transitioning comic artist has made some variation of this comic at some point but heres the specific one
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Something tells me they didn't go through every cutscene with Female Hrothgar.
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my 60 year old mother tipsy off a topo chico that was slightly too fizzy: The thing about labels is, like... they're actually useful sometimes...
me, a 25 y.o. gay and transgender twitter user, internally rating genshin impact boys by the tensile strength of their buttholes: mmm
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you can go online and just say literally anything negative about a transgender woman and people will believe you no questions asked
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pp...............................................................................................................................................
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posting this pp as a ward against the inbound patch day scrawniness
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good morning lesbians. its fucking shrimp time 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐
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good morning lesbians. in your honor i will be using my 9th level spell slot today to cast Mass Have Gay Sex Forever
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