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So if you’ve just passed your test at 17-21, you can’t have your partner or friend in the car for the first 6 months? 😂😂😂. Let’s concentrate on old people needing to resit their test when they turn 65. They’re the real danger.
🚨 NEW: The AA has called on the government to ban young drivers carrying under-21s as passengers. [@BBCNews].
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What’s happening, why they aw so tiny? Hahahaha.
Am sure Malky Mackay Wil be Al over this, 3 thousand fans invading the pitch, 👀👀👀
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Fs he looks half cut.
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2 vaccines, going to get my booster and had my vaccine passport for ages, yet I can’t do fuck all. When does this end? We going into lockdowns every time there’s a new variant?.
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Hope you’re in tears ya orange bastard.
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Villa fans just remember, when we’re singing these rebel songs, your captain will be singing along in his head. Get it up yees.
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Glasgow belongs to Celtic’s it’s not even up for debate. This is our city and these are our colours 💚
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Maeda with the sexiest touch and finish you’ll ever see. Two minutes later he puts in intae row Z with a cross. That’s the Daizen Maeda I love and adore, and I hope he never changes 😂.
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I’ll never be able to put into words what this man means to me. Never, not once has he turned on the fans. He’s had our backs since the day he walked through the doors at Celtic Park. He’s delivered time and time again. Our leader 💚
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I’ll no be accepting ‘just a bad day at the office’ shouts btw. 11 points clear or no, this is utter pathetic.
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Anybody know this scumbag?. Stole my sister’s jacket last night. Please RT
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A well oiled fenian machine, led by an ego maniac. Fucking love it.
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IF Ange speaks to Tottenham next week, and it all goes well then fair enough. It’ll be heartbreaking but we have to move on. The best thing to happen to Celtic since Martin O’Neill. Fact. Ange Postecoglou 💚
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There’s only one man in Glasgow and the west who can pull this double denim off. João Pedro Neves Filipe -
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I’ll say it again, you’re fucked in the head if you sing “god save the king”, if you line the streets to see these freaks or if you support them in any way. Abolish the upper class scum.
The money the King recieves from the taxpayer will skyrocket to more than £130 million next year, jumping by 53% on this year. An extra £45 million will fund the upkeep of palaces including renovations and this year will replace two ageing helicopters.
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Absolutely love Adam Idah, and couldn’t give a fuck what we paid for him. An Irishman that was dying to play for this club, and has turned up time after time. Big game player 💚
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When Celtic sign a player, there’s a way I want them to be, and act, but I can’t explain it. But it’s how Joe Hart has acted in his 3 years here. He gets the club. He gets the fans. He gives everything every day.
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What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your Celtic strawberry bon bons
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So why the fuck you announcing it the now ya wanker 😂.
🚨🇪🇸 Andrés Iniesta has decided to retire from professional football. It will be announced on October 8, his number since day one — as @relevo reported. Legend of the game. Don Andrés. ❤️🩹🪄
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And the rest was history…. Thanks for the countless memories wee man, you were an absolute joy 💚
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Came to Celtic as a wee guy. Got his head down straight away and believed in his ability. Got his big move, and the rest is history. Bundesliga champion 😎.
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Football is shite these days. You’ll never see players like Messi, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho & R9 ever again. Great players are conditioned into a system and aren’t able to express themselves now. Every player I’ve just mentioned was left to do their thing, and that thing was special.
What’s a hill you’re prepared to die on?.
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This is shocking from Celtic fans. Liked.
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Rangers were at full strength there. 50k fans at home. We were coming in with a bit of unrest at the club. A lot of fans disappointed with the window. Injuries everywhere, with a makeshift (understatement) back line. Not a Celtic fan in sight. Step up Kyogo Furuhashi.
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There was a Celtic fan on here that said Robbie Neilson combs his hair with a battered sausage and a canny stop thinking about it 😂😂😂.
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The hate we’re about to receive for songs we’ll sing next week will be an all timer 😍. Fuck Villa and their royal family.
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Mad to think that’ll be Kyogo & Maeda next May.
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These is nobody like Daizen Maeda. Terrifies me thinking of a Celtic without him. The guy is everything that I want from a Celtic player. Hero.
It actually just occurred to me how far away from the ball Maeda was when Forrest's pass was cut out. Fully 30 yards away from where he wins it about 3 seconds later.
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Really hope Kilmarnock & St Mirren can do the job the night. Always nice to see Scottish teams do well in Europe. Good luck to Dynamo Kyiv.
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Said it once and I’ll say it again…. THANK FUCK my da brought me up polar opposite to these freaks.
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£192k a week to swing baws in tae Benzema. No brainer, gees peace.
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“I’ll see you back here in May”. Brendan Rodgers. He never fucking misses.
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Rodgers just said in his presser - “it wasn’t just the result, it was the performance”. This. We’ve beat loads of teams at home in Europe, but a lot of the time, it’s been down to luck, especially against the likes of Barca. That performance tonight was just incredible.
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Every single penny of that £25m should be spent. Every single penny. Profits through the roof, while fans continue to plough millions in. Profits through the roof, while the squad gets gradually weaker. Sign players. Now.
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This just hits different. It’s the head knocks for me. Wanting to cry so bad but knows he needs to concentrate on the game. You played for us and we sang for you 💚.
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A well oiled fenian machine. Liam Scales - goal, assist. Luke McCowan - goal, THREE assists. Paulo Bernardo - goal. Adam Idah - goal. Four players that can’t even get in our starting line up.
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Our striker being linked with the best team in the world and people are saying “it’s good money”, “he’s 29 now”. He’s been linked with the best team in the world because he’s sensational. Selling him would be suicidal. The best since Larsson.
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The disrespect some Celtic fans have for Edouard is unreal. The guy was incredible at Celtic, and worth every penny. Ending the Celtic allocation at ibrox. Literally carrying us to a title. This ‘downed tools’ patter is rubbish. He had a bad season, then moved on.
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This wee unknown guy come in and changed everything. Watching Kyogo the last 3 years has been an absolute joy. Will be heartbroken if he leaves. Priceless.
When Kyogo Furuhashi joined in 2021, Celtic were reeling from a second-place finish and an end to their dynasty. Since then, he's led them to three straight league titles, wrestling control of the SPFL back from Rangers, and scoring 73 goals and 16 assists in 135 appearances.
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Liam Scales btw. Absolutely outstanding start to finish. Got beat off Darvel not so long ago, now he doesn’t look out of place against Atletico Madrid. If he continues that, the rest don’t even get close. My CB 🇮🇪.
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I wasn’t rooting for you when you ran Africa russ, I was hoping you got kidnapped for good ya ginger tory bastard.
Was rooting for you lot tonight, just can’t help yourselves getting absolutely battered everywhere you go🤣.
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So rumours of Jota, KT & Edouard. Welcome to Celtic Alex Cochrane, Martin Boyle & Simon Murray.
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Celtic’s failed £4.5m bid for Adam Idah was the 3rd of July. It’s now the 22nd of July. 13 days until our season starts - we have 1 striker, 1 LB, and Scales starting at CB. Lawwell & Desmond are parasites, and the sooner they’re gone the sooner we can act like a big club.
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6 years at Rangers. Suitcases - 5. Trophies - 3.
Connor Goldson’s Rangers career ends with 5 suitcases as Glasgow flight to trigger transfer incomings.
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Watched this 100+ times already. Incredible. Those who don’t understand, don’t matter.
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‘Bring your dinner’. 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
The merry Christmas one with **** on it. You just know what that's meant to be!
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Hearing from a reliable source that Slovan Bratislava & St Johnstone are infact just really shite.
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A special, special player. A hun skelper, time and time again. A treble winner 💚
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Nearly lost the trolley due to the clapping hahahaha.
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Nobody deserved this trophy more 💚
Get yourself a super sub like Henrik Larsson 🇸🇪. The Swede assisted two goals in four minutes #OnThisDay in the 2006 #UCL final 🤯 .
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Just a reminder that Philippe Clement’s new Rangers deal runs to the summer of 2028. If you’re laughing at that you really are a sick, sick individual.
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Celtic fan at ma work this morning saying McGregor went missing last night and the game past him by. How can you properly watch that last night and come to that conclusion?. McGregor was outstanding.
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Good penalty. Would watch again. And again.
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Fuck your grandchildren, Phil. In about these orange bastards.
@AidanCl67 @RJ1888_ I’ve got a ticket. Hoping no sectarian singing - it’s my grandchildren’s first Old Firm game at Hampden . Cheers.Phil.
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“And our lord Jesus Christ said to his disciples - no penalty play on”.
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How many times are we going to see Paulo Bernardo come on and change a game?. Should be the first name on the team sheet on Saturday, and I don’t give a fuck who it’s instead of, just get him in.
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This guy has came in and been everything I expect from a Celtic player and more. My no1 💚.
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“It’s just a game”. Nah football is everything. It’s a way of life.
🇮🇹🎇 Napoli will not sleep tonight…
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Hearts Saturday. Time to get the big guns back in, and the dross out. Get the GB, Lagerbielke, CCV, Hatate & Maeda back and let’s win this fucking title.
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Same. Easy 😎
So glad you signed Carl Starfelt btw.
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Still not over Hatate megging that Leipzig player then playing that worldie to Kyogo. The best player in Scotland on his day. An absolute joy.
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Celtic coming out the traps first 10 minutes, absolutely flying. Kyogo & Maeda inches away from making it 1-0. We should be atleast 2-0 up. 15 minutes played - 2-0 Feyenoord. Defensive mistake. Celtic baby 💚.
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Don’t care what anyone says, Joe Hart’s been an amazing signing for this club. Maybe starting to creek but stepped up time and time again, and you can see here how much it means to him. Also we don’t win Ange’s first title without him. Fact.
Could analyse this for hours after last night's performance. Raw passion/agression from Mcgregor & Hart. Was same from Rodgers (not shown). No Abada. Kyogo detached & doesn't acknowledge Rodgers. Palma getting Idah involved. Fans have a massive part to play to win this title.
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This must be the posh end of Larkhall.
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