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For Phillies fans coming to Houston, the best shopping malls are Sharpstown and Greenspoint.
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If you're an Astros fan and are going to root for the Rangers because it's "Texas," you're just plain stupid.
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I saw an estimate that said there were 250,000 people at the Rangers parade. Houston had almost 2,000,000.
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What a bunch of LOSERS.
@AsteriskTour
In case anyone is curious how long the line is to take a photo with the Joe Kelly mural...
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@Hoferadollar
@darren04
@JustinVerlander
@barstoolsports
@BarstoolPhilly
@NBCPhiladelphia
Because Philly.
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@LaCanucks
You still do this crap? It wasn't even funny to begin with, but you keep doing you.
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If you talk shit to Saints fans by bringing up hurricane Katrina, you have serious issues.
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On this day, 8 years ago . . . .
Happy anniversary my love!
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@MLB
@TheJudge44
@astros
@Yankees
@Angels
Judge getting his regular season award while Yordan wins what really matters.
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Just got word my great uncle passed away. This was us last year at his 100th birthday party. He lived a long, blessed life. Love you, Tio Johnny.
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Missing a day of OTAs isn't a big deal.
*unless you're an Eagles fan
Zeke was a passenger in a car accident yesterday. He's OK but will miss day 2 of OTA's.
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Nailed it. Go Astros!
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@AstrosFansUK
@ApolloHOU
@AstrosCounty
@LetsGet2TheShow
@BenOndaTop
@MGSportsTalk
@astros
@JuliaMorales
@MLBEurope
@MLBUKCommunity
Good morning, sir!
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My maternal grandmother passed away earlier this week at age 87. She had a great life, leaves a great legacy. I was able to get a copy of her signature. I will tattoo it next to the one of my grandfather. They're together again.
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Saw my dad for the first time in almost 10 years last night. We've had a strained relationship in the past, but he seems to want to put it behind us. Better late than never.
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Wife has appendicitis and is going to need emergency surgery. Keep her in your thoughts and prayers for me. Thanks.
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Roast pork sandwich. Do they write "Go Birds" on everyone's sandwich or just mine? Go Cowboys! 😂
@TommyDinics
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Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife! 6 amazing years and counting. Time flies when you're having fun.
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This is my cousin's house in Durango, CO. No thank you.
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Asked a little boy at the parade how long he has been waiting for the Astros to win the World Series. He said "A long time". He was 8. 😂
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@nick__cipolla
@Buster_ESPN
You believe the lies and are still crying. All these years later. Ha ha.
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People that Tweet at the President give me a laugh.
1. Doubtful he sees it because his mentions are beyond a doubt insane.
2. You think he gives a shit what the Twitterverse thinks?
I personally could do without politics on Twitter.
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Wife is getting released from the hospital. Hooray!
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Even as a rival fan, I'm not happy to see the news. Wentz seems like a great kid. He'll bounce back.
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@skostyboi
Talking about the Astros at the Rangers parade. That's cute. Stay obsessed with big brother.
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I'm an uncle! Say hello to Luna Rose! Look at that head of hair! 🌙🌹
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Doing the following for Lent:
1. No eating out
2. reducing alcohol consumption
3. having a dedicated "vegetarian day" once a week along with no meat Friday
I will be grumpy for the next 40ish days.
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ASTROS!!!
WORLD SERIES!!!
ASTROS!!!
WORLD SERIES!!!
ASTROS!!!
WORLD SERIES!!!
ASTROS!!!
WORLD SERIES!!!
ASTROS!!!
WORLD SERIES!!!
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The fact that there are Eagles fans having a Foles vs. Sudfeld debate has me in tears.
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@briandsweeney
@ComedyOfZack
@wcgroovy
@MatthewFerrari
Y'all are used to throwing things at people so...
And that is a waste of a beer.
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Thank you for 7 wonderful years! Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife! Looking forward to continuing our adventure.
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Verlander is ALL of us in the H. 🖕🏽
Oh hey, here’s
@JustinVerlander
entering the Citizens Bank Park for Game 3 of the World Series and flipping the bird to Phillies fans not once but TWICE.
#GoPhillies
#GoPhils
#Philly
#Philadelphia
#Phillies
@barstoolsports
@BarstoolPhilly
@NBCPhiladelphia
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Did Lance Armstrong do this 30 for 30 to somewhat try and clear his name? All he's doing is reminding me how much of an ignorant and arrogant asshole he is. He's irrelevant.
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This pork belly is getting smoked in the morning. It's marinating in citrus juice, lemongrass, soy sauce, onion, garlic, ginger, and Sanbal.
@peta
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Grandma isn't doing so well. Not good news when out at sea. Send a prayer, please.
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I got a new job! Same company but different team. Still doing the same stuff, but no sports now. I'll be just fine!
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Wife is already doing much better. White blood cells count is still high so we might be here another day or so, but on the way to recovery.
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If you thought Eagles fans are annoying now, imagine if they win Sunday.
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@MLBONFAX
@BethanyWWE1
@JoseLuisAltuve4
@AstrosAtoZ
@astros_memes
@ApolloHOU
@AstrosTrainGuy
@JuliaMorales
@SSN_Astros
@Astros_UK
@astros
@LockedOnAstros
Altuve has multiple children. They live in NY, LA, and South Oklahoma.
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Is that spackle?
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Say hello Reba! She's the new addition to our family. We rescued her from the Montgomery County Animal Shelter.
@CBSLuckyDog
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Promoted in August and received a raise today. 2020 has sucked, but I have found something to be truly thankful for. Feeling blessed!
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Left the house to attend my grandmother's service. There weren't any blooms when I left. I get home and ... I love you, grandma.
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Celebrating 9 amazing years! Happy anniversary my love!
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