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Took long enough, but finally chatted with my bandmate Scott
Episode 198 : This week on the pod we’re joined by Scott Wishart of Lunchbox Records. We talked about Shudder to Think’s album “Pony Express Record.”
We also chat about DC punk, why the band Swiz isn’t on streaming & growing up in the Atlanta punk scene.
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My hands sopping wet walking up to a Tommy John employee mumbling “I washed my hands”
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Rogan doesn’t have anything on his top shelf cuz he can’t reach it
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I love that my wife is so empathetic that she’s trying to shield the bananas from alien mind control
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The organic bananas on my counter watching me eat another apple
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Instead of airbags this is what happens when you wreck a Cybertruck
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Only comment if your tattoo is dumber (cooler) than this
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This is an actual scene from
#WhatisaWoman
— I can not express how big of a smug loser Matt Walsh is
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My favorite part of Game of Thrones is how Peter Dinklage talks like Stewie Griffin
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The Bear but it’s me making bombs from the Anarchist Cookbook & saying “yes chef” to a picture of Ted Kaczynski
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Mr & Mrs Smith but instead of assassins they both realize they are shitposters
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You know Jon Bernthal is a great actor because we forget that this is truly who he is at heart
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“In 1996 I gifted my good friends Siegfried & Roy a lovely tiger named Mantacore”
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The worm in RFK Jr’s brain on high alert due to recent events
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You can have multiple DUIs and still be forklift certified. What an amazing country 🇺🇸
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Dudes will buy this hat thinking they’ll look like Elvis Costello but instead look like Elvis Costco
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In baseball a belly itcher is the worst thing you could possibly be, but to my dog, her favorite type of person
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Her: did you post the same meme as everyone else on the tl?
Me:
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Karl Marx had some range to come up with communism & make comedy with his brothers
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Chris Pratt trying to get the voice right:
It is me Mario
It’s me Mario
Itsameo Mario
I CANT DO THIS
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Every rockabilly dude when he gets asked where he was on Jan 6
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My last remaining red blood cell partying with my white blood cells
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No amount of lobbying is gonna convince me that smoking doesn’t look cool af
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As a former Boeing employee and whistleblower should I be worried right now?
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This is what it feels like to hang with that homie you haven’t seen in awhile
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If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!
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Me ordering Tour of Italy at Olive Garden
Everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy
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What it feels like going to house shows when you’re over 30
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Humpty Dumpty when he realizes it takes true friendship to put you back together again
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Can’t fully explain this… but if you care about your yard a lot then you’re a racist
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Terminator is a movie about going back in time to fuck your friend’s mom to become his dad. Which is like the biggest flex ever
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We need folks to review bomb Dirty Work on IMDB to get the score up
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I’m glad Oppenheimer wasn’t released in the early 00s because the dialogue would’ve been used for so many metalcore intros
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The homeless in America are like what landlords were in Mao’s time.
Occupying what should be public land and intimidating people to give them rent while they do nothing.
The homeless are the ruling class of American public life. Everyone fears them and bows before them.
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I think a new Rush Hour movie would ease tensions between China and the US
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My wife’s 90 yr old grandmother after Free Bird played said, “not impressed.”
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My fav Vietnamese place gave me a free beer and asked me how the baby was doing. They totally think I’m someone else
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In middle school
@TheWapplehouse
broke both of his arms playing basketball & I remember someone asking him how he was gonna open his Christmas presents
Me and
@otherjrobbins
got chased from a party once by a group of dudes with a gun who then chased us in a car and I called my Dad who just replied “yeah bring em over” and was waiting on the front porch armed and ready for a firefight lol
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It’s all “hate billionaires” until a goth king like Gomez Addams shows up
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Cooking show idea: “Bare Minimum” and it’s three dads who have to make a meal for their kids while their wives are sent to a spa
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“We all fall short of the glory of god” I mumble as I leave the Taco Bell drive-thru at 2am
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Seems like false advertising that Whole Foods would sell a piece of cake
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@wapplehouse
When I was like 12 or 13 I worked at a mechanic shop and the mechanics had a cardboard cutout of Gordon that they would shoot 22’s at
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When you see someone who looks like this respond to your tweet, you know it’s gonna be the worst opinion
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wow that’s a lot like 1984, the only book I’ve ever read
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Was woken up by faint sounds of children singing in the distance and searched the whole house only to realize that our Google Home device was playing “Pop Goes the Weasel.” Seriously demonic
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new parents will be like “I gotta put the baby down” nah homie lift that lil mfer up 🙌
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They’re never gonna take guns away from abusers because that would be “defunding the police”
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School Music
shootings
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Shut the
fuck up about
The Doors
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When people say Pretzel Logic is better than Can't Buy a Thrill
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True love is how she makes her hand into a ramp so I can fingerboard on her arm
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eight year old me pretending to speak in tongues so I don’t go to hell
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@byte4554
LinkedIn feels like jobs you’ll never get
Dynamite feels like jobs that don’t actually exist
Indeed feels like jobs you don’t want but unfortunately make the most sense logically
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Coffee makes me wonder what other beans I should grind up and drink
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Jorts Pod is delayed today because I shot
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I know I have no reason to buy this but I really want this flasher gremlin
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They say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. That’s why I’m doing my wife & am unemployed
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The US remake of Downton Abbey will be called Downtown Abby
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