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one foot in the grave, one foot in my mouth. drums and vocals in brittle bullet (he/him)
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@NotABigJerk
Pretty cool of them to be like “okay you can keep that dub cuz that was pretty sweet but we can’t let you do that again lol u wild for that one”
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@Whatapityonyou
So having $100 and having no outstanding debt puts you in the top third of Americans, but imagine thinking you have generations of accrued wealth just because you’re like a pipe fitter or something lmfao and this is coming from a tradesperson
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@spacedrugs
1. Amazing find, love that for you
2. There’s a similar post on tumblr somewhere where somebody annihilates another poster from the top rope by immediately clocking them as a furry artist based on the way they draw hands/paws lmao
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@anotherglassbox
People who never spent time I. Forums and imageboards can never imagine the immense pressure and heat required to produce a gem like Derek. He’s one of the best to ever do it
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@vas_90s
@Bladeisspooky
@donaldglover
@tylerthecreator
@mclyte
@RegShowOOC
“Step to me ya gonna get creamed/ corn all up in ya teeth” is permanently seared into my frontal cortex
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@QueenKhameleon
@drawsforfun
It’s less than half the users pre porn ban. All we wanted was to get rid of Nazis and terfs and Yahoo was like “no more nipples, we hear ya loud and clear”
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@veruka_sFault
@imaginaryerika
@fengsaucy
@lingerie_addict
I mean doing oil changes on their blood is how they hid the steroids, you don’t just do it for it’s own sake
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*Mr. Brightside voice* Well he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
Who’s been naughty or nice
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@YungStinker
Everybody going “can I have permission to get this tattooed” like it isn’t a 70 year old drawing lol
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@JoshLipnik
*Kicks your door down* LETS JUST FORGET *flips your coffee table over* EVERYTHING SAID *grabs you by the shirt collar* EVERYTHING WE DID *punches you through ten walls* BEST FRIENDS AND BETTER HALVES *blasts off into space* GOOOOOODBYYYYYYEEESSSSS
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@jakebrodes
I could fill chalkboards with equations and notes and never come close to explaining how funny this quote is
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@shaylarz
@catatonicyouths
If you think about it there’s actually very, very little going on here
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@nuclearbbq
@VelveetaDotGov
You will probably like this very similar joke I made last year
When the band on Spotify has >1000 monthly listeners, no bio, and a single album called discography that definitely didn’t come out the year listed
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Not even a question it’s this famous capture of Guy Picciotto hanging upside down from a basketball hoop during a Fugazi show in a gymnasium
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It’s only Midwest emo if your state touches a Great Lake, otherwise it’s just sparkling pop punk
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@tragicwand
The real question is how did the movie Closer have such a death grip on alternative music in the mid aughts
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Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel is straight up better than everything Phil Collins has ever done and I will not apologize for speaking the truth
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Me, preparing to get absolutely blitzed on Christmas Eve
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@QueenKhameleon
@drawsforfun
Oh yeah, I still get porn bot followers every once in a while. Still, all it would have taken was an ounce of nuance and they wouldn’t have absolutely gutted the user base
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@bobby
Splitting the straw vertically so it loses suction partway up and you’re not able to actually drink from it
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@LilAttackPugTTV
I don’t think it *needs* that at all. Show don’t tell. Go count grains of sand for enjoyment. You’re the worst sort of fan.
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@HTTP_Lovecraft
There is a lot to unpack here but I think we should should just throw out the whole suitcase
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When the band on Spotify has >1000 monthly listeners, no bio, and a single album called discography that definitely didn’t come out the year listed
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@catatonicyouths
The gold top les paul is somehow the funniest instrument to be playing this on
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The number one thing I wish was real from video games is going to the barber and getting a longer haircut. The number two thing I wish was real from video games is double jumping, that would rule
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I got a promotion, a raise, and off probation all in one day. King shit
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I had a Twitter before I had a smartphone and tweeted by texting 40404
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@media_vet
@ashleyfeinberg
@nycsouthpaw
He’s absolutely never seen it, only memes and that clip on YouTube. Actually he’s also seen the printer smashing bit but in a separate video and is unaware it’s the same movie.
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Swan Boy in the Cap’n Jazz shirt
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Put on Claire’s broken glasses and accidentally became one of the worst people you’ve ever met in a discord server
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I’m at the Pizza Hut
I’m at the Pizza Hut
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Pizza Hut
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Why do so many Michigan DIY punk kids look like Ness
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@j1ri_
@anotherglassbox
The depths of those trenches are simply beyond the scope of imagination for most Social Media Users
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@miik3c0ck
@lorem_ipsum_xvi
"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while s
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Me and Claire went to Dave and Buster’s for our anniversary and we BEAT THE LUIGI’S MANSION ARCADE GAME CAN WE GET A W IN THE CHAT PLEASE
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@DiscussingFilm
The origin story is they hired a graphic designer to make a logo and picked the one they liked best. Why does Vault Boy need a gritty origin story. Stop doing this.
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@PeterXinping
All about that Midwest living baybee gimme that dollar seventy five can of regional pisswater
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Inside me there is 1 wolf
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@BillRatchet
“Okay that’s gonna be twelve fifty thr-“
“HE JUST SWALLOWED THE ROACH MUTHAFUCKA”
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Me and the boys posting up at the Barq’s lounge
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I think watching Letterkenny is making me a better person
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