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“Now you got 48 hours to respond”
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I won’t.
Why?
99% of those kids who attend overpriced schools never top the waec charts.
I always seek value for my money. My kids need to see life from my own perspective, make them no go too mumu.
@sheni_coker
You will if you have a lot of money
It’s only ridiculous from your POV rn and very much understandable.
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Gotta save these here 😊
Got inducted into the Pharmacy Profession exactly a week today at The Faculty of Pharmaceutical Sciences, Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, Agulu Campus.
First class honors and Best Graduating Student in the Department of Pharmacology and Toxicology.
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@Onlineguru_
@yabaleftonline
Okay. Who trained the woman who went around slapping other people’s children, because of her own h8?
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Dear, I’m a forensic enthusiast.
1. Here is the scoreboard, I can’t find your name.
2. Strongly disproving your claims, the 376 sum below the line has a totally different font from the rest of the figures. Observing closely, you’d see that 37 was edited in front of 6.
You tried😅
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Fixed it for you dear.
Next time you use photos with similar filters, make-ups and accessories.
Show a picture of an actual Congolese woman. This is a Congolese woman.
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The word “misogyny” regretting why it mistakenly entered Nigeria.
misogyny is so casual in this country. wth😂😂😂
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@real_khanzunlah
Wow. So cap styling has a meaning in Yoruba culture?
This is really beautiful!
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@Ebiloma01
@Onlineguru_
@yabaleftonline
You shouldn’t be tr|ggered by this post, if your mams doesn’t go around slappin other people’s children.
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There’s British accent, Indian accent, Canadian accent, Spanish accent, American accent; they’re all allowed.
But it’s somehow forbidden by you, for a Nigerian man raised in Nigeria, to have an accent?
You will heal.
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@CryptoStarterTV
@instablog9ja
This is how we keep painting everything about Africa black and evil 🤦🏻♂️
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@yabaleftonline
Yabaleft, how does this question influence the national security situation?
e make sense to you?
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Bruh Why are you levitating?
Congrats to me, got this cybertruck before the age of 26. Dreams could be possible as long as there's determination.
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I can never understand the way y’all conveniently forget about “morals” whenever it’s your time to fornicate…
If you run ‘stainless’ during your NYSC.. Just know say you need prayers
Service year wey be everybody horny phase.
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Her dress is not the odd thing.
Going to someone’s page to save up their pictures for reposting & drags on another app is odd.
gutter behavior tbvh.
Did y’all even try a 9-5 before settling to be online tr0lls?
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@nadlabu
The subject score column was doctored. Likewise the sum, which doesn’t align with the subject scores.
Designer pr’lly had ish aligning them, hence the change of font.
Jamb scores appear in exactly same font, & perfect alignment.
Check that “3”
It was previously a “1” or “2”
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Looks like someone from the Fire Nation? 😂
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@AjeboDanny
Excellent 💯
I salute this brilliant point OV 🫱🏽🫲🏾
(Similar to Far From Home- the movie), as education doesn’t just end in the pages of books…
From this perspective, I become the mentor & make sure my kids & I make the best out of their schooling, while not missing the main aim👏
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@ginonaija
@iam__temmyyy
@Lion_Heart_OT
@ginonaija
I opened my own sachet, and I saw only tomato paste inside.
There were no onion slices or visible pepper as illustrated on the sachet 🙄
Wetin sup?
I bought 12 sachets.
Expecting two cartons 🫱🏽🫲🏾
Thank you.
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If your parents have formed the habit of not eating with the rest of the family, insist that they eat from your own plate.
A lot of them starve just to pay your bills.
It’s all fun and games until one day your parents go to work, and you see them on social media like this.
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All you had to do was turn off your phone, and you wouldn’t have typed this gibberish.
All Prince Harry had to do was marry English actress Imogen Poots and all this would never have happened.
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@MrBlackOG
@Lil_Aziiz
What made you conclude that he doesn’t see people when they talk?
Or you don’t see mouths moving?
“Heard him talk,” is he his next door neighbour?
The correct word was “seen,” because most people only watch him on their screens. Think before you use that asterisk. No offense
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The only thing her customers will do, is to find another person who ties her own bread in transparent waterproof.
I say this with love- If as a Nigerian you don’t know how to price your time into your products, inflation and exchange rates will keep you in penury.
How many 4,500 bread sold per day will pay your rent?
Spend extra 200Naira on pretty packaging and up your price to 8,000 pls
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I tell you. Very si||y era 😂
The dvmbest of them all.
I can’t believe Kanye/Ye is now an icon to most of the theorists who said he was “Illuminati” 😂
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A. Boiled yam
B. Roasted yam
C. Fried yam
The question go hard for exam.
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@khally011
@Ebiloma01
@Onlineguru_
@yabaleftonline
The fact that someone’s mother-in-law to be, lacks self control, or is a shame|.ess bvlly?
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@AkinOmotolani
Even if she later deleted all the schools, and put new schools and new courses, she will still be recognized.
The highest score is recognized, irrespective of the destination school.
Even if she later travelled abroad, she will be recognized. You get what I’m saying?
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@brendan_c_eze
I always wonder what that page keeps posting.
Don’t people bother about how we can tackle global warming, emerging viruses, flooding, etc ?
It’s just like the only thing they have in mind is tribe tribe, tribe…
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Well, Mr Peter Obi didn’t lie here
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Look between…. Keyboard…. Keypad
All of you👇
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Met the two of them committing this sinful, unclean, atrocious and unrighteous act on the corridor, and I had to end it.
Ciao.
All lovers must break up.
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Each time the photographer was asked to make a portrait of another child, he made a mistake.
You just know my sister is the favorite child ‘cause why are there FIVE different portraits of her in my parent's living room, and not a single one for the rest of us😭. For the record, my parents have five children.
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February wey we just enter yesterday…
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Never let people gaslight you into thinking that it’s wrong to ask “what are we?”
Stop using clues. Ask! And if that question is difficult for them to answer, then i wouldn’t tell you what to do.
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When Vegans watch Cocomelon and realize that the kids eat ham (pork) for breakfast, despite having a piggy friend who visits them regularly.
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@is_salsu
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂this life sef.
This was Me running online immediately i saw the preview sally tweeted “send your....”
This life no balance at all.
I was already planning how to spend my 2million eh😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Imagine telling my dad that the time was 80 minutes to Twelve.
Nothing traumatized me as a kid more than checking the time on the clock 😭
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Now these kids infiltrate the Nigerian immigrant population abroad, these kids later become nuisance to that country.
They bully more people, and at the end of the day, my cousin who is warming eba this morning would be the one to be denied visa.
The kids that bullied him were all sent abroad by their parents to continue their education
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@drpenking
@_Debbie_OA
It’s rude to reject gifts. The person saw the money in her account, yet gifted the gen. The right thing should have been to jointly acknowledge receipt of the money for gen, and the new gen. She will still be transparent after doing that. 👍
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Nobody:
Nigerian politicians 3 months to election 👇
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It’s not about speaking positivity into one’s life.
Let’s acknowledge Skepta being so kind & generous to give such fortune to Portable.
When people do good things for us, let’s show gratitude & not rob them of their accolades.
Some been dey positive, yet poverty still k!ll them
Just In 🚨🚨
Skepta reveals that all the earnings from his song “ Tony Montana “ featuring Portable will go to Portable . Skepta is worth over $20m and to him taking anything from this will just be him being selfish according to him .
Note , Skepta paid for everything ,
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The hands and feet never lie.
Identified as Arinze Ibrahim from Sokoto state, the sculptor is no other, but AI
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One can live without sex for life, but it’s difficult to exist without finances.
Sexual frustration and financial frustration, which is worse ??
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Dear diary,
25th April, 2024.
My great grandfather’s grandmother used to warn me that my character was so bad.
Now look at me 💔😞
Anyone reading this tweet from heaven?
“The world is £nding 25th of April, 2024”, —Nigerian Pastor says
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Y’all be careful on Mondays: peeps may be acting weirdly.
In 1979, Brenda Spencer k!led two people, and injvred 8 others within 15 minutes.
When asked why, she said, “I don’t like Mondays.”
🔞
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You don’t need Twitter. You need therapy.
@OtisThomas619
It always matters economically you take outside of your community, you literally water out the race. This is so small minded to think the decisions one person makes can’t be a domino affect. If everybody black dated out nobody would be black
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Imagine being on an elevator without your phone and national grid decides to successfully collapse.
Why do they build houses like this in the eastern part of Nigeria without elevators?
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I’m not disturbed that bro didn’t get the joke…
I’m concerned that bro thinks his life isn’t necessary, so he’s already scared😹
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Eating pineapples this way without peeling them is bad. 😡
When they digest, a lot of ascorbic acid is released into the system, along side some monosaccharides that make people like me jealous of the eater 😩
I remember when pineapples were sold at 70naira.
Nigeria oo💔
Trenches behaviour. Going back to my roots feels so good. I will never hide who I am or where I come from because, these are things u can’t choose, but you can choose how life turns out for you.
Never seen Nigeria this bad. Never seen people this miserable and hopeless. Don’t
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Their own child. Vs. the underage housemaid
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Growing up, I never expected that one day, goats will become the symbol of greatness, instead of lions.
Always remember this before you give up 😪
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@BankyW
I watched the Thailand protest. The attempt to disperse protesters was made using hot water tanks and they blocked the water out using their umbrellas and raincoats.
But here in this useless country, it’s easier to shoot thousands of young people, than to hear the truth! Shame!!!
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Broke up with my babe, so I went back to my
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Dear Ladies,
Withdraw 100k from your account this Friday and spoil one man with it.
You won’t die.
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let us congratulate
@ARISEtv
and
@HipTv
for continuously serving the truth since last week.
#EndSARS
#EndSWAT
#LekkiMassacre
#LekkiGenocide
#LekkitollgateMassacre
#LekkiMassacre2020
#LekkiMasscre
#lekkitollgategenocide
#lekkiMassMurder
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How are students even coping in this economy eh?
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@IKECHUKWUNJV
@Dollar_Kerry
@talk2veee
It’s not about ‘towns have traditions’
As dem take am to traditional diviner, er’body see as e no work
Men create traditions, men should trash them too.
His family has all rights over the body
The town should let Pope Jnr rest in peace
I’m more than pa!ned. I no wan dey rvde🙏
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“We will have four kids, two girls and two boys, so that the girls will have a separate room that we will paint pink and white.”
Ode! No go warm yesterday eba chop.
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She won.
Her life wouldn’t have ended well, had it been she settled for such a superstitious person.
A man has dumped his girlfriend of 2 years after she acted as a witch in a drama at her school
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China don dey transport house on top water.
This blessing wey dey Africa too much oo
This 10 year boy made this plastic house from used plastic bottles
Africa is blessed 🥲
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@AishaYesufu
The case on ground is that most of these bad stakeholders might actually be sponsoring the destruction of some public property by thugs, so that they can blame it on peaceful protesters, and then exploit it as an avenue to siphon money in future. Such a pity .
#EndSARS
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Me trying to listen to
@Ajebo_Hustlers
Barawo and the Remix at the same time🙌
Summary of Nigeria in one song.
Fuel Dey scarce, fuel Dey scarce, them set my boys on fire, nobody gree quench am.
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Posting often= your pride is too much
Posting less often= pride is making you select the things you’re posting
Not posting= you think you are better than everyone, you’re too proud and pompous
Evaporating so that everyone will be happy=👏✅✅
Nothing i wan post wey una no go cry, but you go cry blood no worry 🥹
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Why is it that in Nigeria, only plump men are called “biggie, biggy” and only lean men are called “slim, slimz”?
The women never go by the same nicknames.
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@EgboMyke
@PureazibaNelson
@BernardBugzy
@Princemoye1
@PoliceNG
Thank you for saying it.
Even with the needles, “fine” and “small volume” inoculations are best done with needles attached to the syringe, or as the experiment demands.
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90% chances that:
Cause of failure = borrowed courses.
We’re not ready to talk about the h a t r e d that lectures from some faculties have for students from other faculties.
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