𝕆ℙ𝕋𝕀𝕄𝕌𝕄 🤖
@optimumsage
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I sit back and watch how the drama unfolds while I'm on recline.
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Unlocked a level of dopamine in that boys system that he has never felt before, that's what United do to you, that's how they hook you, he's never leaving 😂
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this bully will become a twitter feminist in a few years, and tell us how the world is unsafe with men in it 😔
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"pain profit" 🥺
remember breaking up wit my old ting & making 20 racks the next month, that pain profit hits different.
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Bro was onto something 😭
Men’s karma is having daughters. Dunno when people will realise that
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Bitch couldn't take accountability for being a clumsy little cunt, she had to blame a man for it. So typical, what's new? 😞
i couldn’t find my credit cards after leaving his crib. i found them when i got home— turns out i never even had them at his crib but the fact that for a good 60 seconds i THOUGHT he robbed me just turned me off. like he clearly had thieving energy
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"0's and 1's, successful and unsuccessful" that's how women see men, not as human beings, learn it today 🤗
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they're making movies again in music videos, prayed for times like this 🙏🏽
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It's not easy because they're mostly dumbos, can't work on themselves, their social skills, or communication skills, just make up and vibes, plus the self esteem is so down, they wanna use you as a target practice for their egos and self esteem, that's it.
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“life's a bitch, but that bitch in love with other niggas” 🥺
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niggas swear they gangsta until they have daughters and granddaughters 😂
See wetin Gen Z granddaughter turn Alhaji to 😭😭😭
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Ten Hag gotta understand that I can forgive losing, but letting these youngings bonk hattricks on our head and build their pedigree is what I don't like. I'll probably be having a random day in 2029, and a mf is gon' tweet OTD in 2024, blah blah blah and ruin my entire day 😑
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Hall of fame tweet 😅
You better increase my level, so I won’t go and meet other Men that want to sleep with me and useless my life.🤣
Lmao this Female-math dey always burst my head
I dare y’all to entertain all the Men in your DM hitting on you
Shebi you’re getting attention from Men ?
Go and
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Change am nau, make I see 😂
Manchester United have NOT lost a home FA Cup game against Liverpool for over 100 years.
Time to change that tomorrow!
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i’ll love a nigga to death and still text other niggas idk that’s just me
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LMAO, I really understand why she wasn't turning back earlier, we wouldn't have listened to the music, I really understand you now, miss 😭
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niggas will wife a known hoe, and come crying later, like what am I supposed to do for you? you knew, nigga! 😞
- Korra ex-husband shares shocking revelation about her trip to Nigeria.
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Girl math is wanting a wealthy man, while being poor asf, in literal penury 😴
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More than half of your life as a man is dedicated to fighting your hormones and fighting your demons, or they're gonna embarrass you 😞
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maybe it's just real niggalogy or "toxic masculinity" in some sense, but I won't let a woman call me out like that though, ain't no pussy boy 😅
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Nigerians to this man since Daybreak:
Someone sent me a cold email proposing a novel project. Then I noticed it used the word "delve."
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there's no world in which Ayra Starr is better than Buju, arguably bigger due to "pretty privilege", so please, do me a fuckin' favour and stop all the cap.
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LOL, Gareth Bale wasn't even that serious with football, and he was one of the best players ever, now imagine if he was actually serious, stop this blasphemy 😞🙏🏽
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Prostitute makes it sound fancy, they're "WHORES" ✋🏽
EVERY WOMAN gats like you to vibe with you
The ones that need your money to vibe with you have a name..
They are called PROSTITUTES.
e no get another name.
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Woman verbally abuses a baby. Man catches the blame. So typical.
she's in one of her darkest moments, and instead of helping her, he's filming her breakdown. i just know he watches her as she does everything for the baby and probably adds to her stress...
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jsyk, you were just another number on the board for him 😭
Back then in school 400 Level, there’s this guy who smashes every lady and breaks their heart for fun, his gist was hot in our hostel then.
So I went for him, made him fall in love. Smashed him and locked up. Never let him hit again.
Did one for all the babes he did dirty. 😭
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once a man gets to that "this is a whore" phase with any woman, he's never going back on that 😩
Women being sneaky always whack man, like always, they don’t understand their innocence in our eyes is 60% of what keeps us wanting to do anything for them, once you ruin that, it rarely comes back
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the most stupid endeavour ever, and if you look at the person that is being pampered, it'll be the most horrible, entitled bitch you ever set your eyes on 😣
so the purpose of relationship is to pamper someone’s daughter with your own funds till she leaves you?? ei
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LOL, the world is fucked, shaming discipline and hard work, but clapping for Lizzo and the voracious eaters is insane 😂
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I'm glad this woman didn't listen to those bitter prostitutes 😭
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“He left me after many years together” whole time, she's been an absolute idiot 😂
“If you are broke, I will leave you.” — Lady bluntly tells her man
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knowing women, e go don wound that poor boy with every form of gaslighting known to mankind by now 😭
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Half of the time, there's nothing to know or like, it's just bare emptiness, might as well get something from it 😕
A lot of men don’t REALLY want to get to know you or like you. They just lust after you and experience you sexually
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there's nothing better than the sight of a very neat white rice 😭
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I act like I'm fine, but I wanna live in a football city 😞
The crowd in Madrid to welcome home the Champions League winners 🤯
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Our forefathers didn't have to deal with feminists, thieves and whores all in one, c'mon, bffr, they had women, look at what we have!!! 😞
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this is the people that will elevate the Naija rap industry, people that think real, well written rap is further maths, jokes, LOL 😆
Drake makes rap so easy and enjoyable, the other guy Dey do rap like further maths.
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"where are your security guards ma'am ???" whole time there's a white van parked behind her, what you think that is? Film crew?
This woman acts as if she’s not a mega famous billionaire….. where are your security guards ma’am ???
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that boy Lil Kesh was a poet that came too early, they all lucky streaming wasn't really a solid thing then, he'd have dominated those charts, I kid you not ✋🏽
I still think Lil Kesh had the craziest YBNL run then Asake.
Aunty Cidi’s husband had us on choke hold.
When ever you hear “It’s Young Jonn the wicked producer” >>><
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"Life didn't end when", whole time they were the ones trying to end their partner's life 🤦🏽♂️
“Life didn’t end when”- y’all should stfu you just lying nothing really happened.
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will pay top dollar to feel that exact same feeling I felt, the first time I heard that tape rewind in track 1 of good kid; m.A.A.d city, first time I listened to Kendrick 🥺
Went back and listened to a few Kendrick Albums. Now I see why people are Kendrick fans.
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every day before I sleep, I think about that tweet that said "the easiest person to cut off is a naija babe once you deep it” 😭
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I see y'all bitches calling Buju fat, keep the same energy when it's reversed 😊
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for every one of my homies that gets married, I'll kneel down in front of everyone and ask them to be present in their daughters lives — we can't have this scourge of fatherless and shameless whores roaming again 😑
I stopped talking to a guy one time because he didn’t do anything nice for me on Valentine’s day & we’d been talking for months. I wasn’t mad, I just knew that’s the same treatment I’d be receiving if we date & I wanted no part in such. To this day, I do not regret that decision.
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please stop understanding, he'll be fine 😂
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As HBO no dey available for Nigeria, make I dey watch your head abi? Ode! 🤌🏽
You still download movies to watch offline in 2024? Crazy!
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It's been proven that there's no single defence a man can put up against a feminine woman, none whatsoever, but look at you being a gang member to your boyfriend and you wonder why he acts that way to you? LOOOOL, he sees you as one of the homies who turned opp 😭
When he said I’m hungry not stupid, I thought he knew what he was doing.💔😂
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Bitch, I'm attractive, can't fuck with you no more, I'm fastin', ugh!!!!!!
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