ESCOBAG💰
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Business👉 @EscobagExchange //Web3🌍 Crypto📈📉//💙❤️//BrothersKeeper🫂//Trenches to Triumph🤲🏾
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Joined July 2020
“Only if you know how many times boys don reach square zero bounce back”.
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Forget composure bro, lock yourself inside room cry better cry make God know say you sef don try.
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One time our friend got a call in school that his dad just passed. werey wanted to start crying, na so all of us dey shout say em don use em papa do ritual wan dey fake cry 😭 we bant the cry comot this boy face at a point we were all laughing and the idiot said.
Bro almost lost his life and his niggas are making a joke out of the incident😭. Guys are too funny😂
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I no fit Dey fight poverty Dey double text babe at the same time.
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Imagine if we Dey bag 450k a month as corpers bro 😫. Yhemolee I see you 🍾.
Make dem decide new minimum wage before Nysc o, I no wan see 33k alert o I fit craze.
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My betting addiction is only limited to sporty… once you don move odds go another bookie omo addiction go just quench 😭.
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This days you go Dey chat with your fellow man, e go Dey sweet pass when you Dey chat with babe 😭💔.
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I’ve never begged any babe not to leave me in my whole life . Even when I lost my throat goat and thought I was gonna kpai😂. I nearly craze but thank God for God my brothers.
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E get as you go hustle reach, your time go come even when e no suppose come.
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Funny how I post more when I’m fighting demons, na when I Dey Jaiye I Dey ghost o 😂.
gents don't even tell you they're fighting demons, they just stop posting.
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Any motion wey women Dey come together fight for this app or anywhere, just know say that motion na better update against them 😂.
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List for people wey wan newly start life from this month. House rent 1.2m POP .Gen wey go carry one AC 550k.AC 1HP inverter 450k.Bed and frame 500k.Chairs 400k.Dining table 500k.Tv console 450k.Tv 650k 55 inches .Fridge 350k Hisense double door .Washing machine (wash& dry) 500k.
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Bro, na only you Dey o. I repeat, na only you Dey o . Nobody Dey for you!!.
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As a gamer once I see say you don put hand for direction I automatically assume say you no too good.
Direction button is far better than analog.
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Bro, if I tell you say I never listen to Ayra star or Tems Album since them drop you go feel say I Dey lie but na true….
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@Omah_Lay “What is the reason you do not have your own peace of mind” I go just raise Nigerian flag 🇳🇬😭.
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"BUT E FOR BETTER SAY I BEEN USE THIS MAN O, THAN FOR RAM TO JUST DIE LIKE THAT, WASTED DEATH!" . Another round of laughter started😭. We go em house for condolence visit na so we dey tell am to tell em mama the truth o say na em use em papa 😅.
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Anyone who connects you to make money is automatically family. That shit is rare!!.
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If you streak me breast you no go die!, . If you streak me ynash, heaven will not fall!. But . If you streak me dark screen again, e no go better for you and ur papa!.
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One day we go talk about how most nighas no Dey get rest till dem knack their guys babe or take babe from another nigha . Just for flex.
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My prayer everyday na make me and my guys hit life changing money. make everybody and em family Dey alright,. We too young to be going through so much hardship 😩💔.
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I’m bad at applying pressure. Once you start acting uninterested, . i will off my light too.
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Today is International Day of the Boy Child. Happy Boy’s day Boys 🥂. May the odds always be in our favor 🤲🏾.
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I need this Argentina run of Ws in my life rn 😭.
I need that Bayer Leverkusen run of Ws in my life rn 😭.
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Learn office 365 before you learn forex o . Dem no Dey pack 500k$ profit for 1 trade.
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You still download movies to watch offline in 2024? Crazy!.
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Continue playing safe, you go just wake up one day and you’re 50 and still poor 😭💔.
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@DarkEastGoddess True. But he is king of banter baba no dey gree. you fit dey die make em bant death comot your body 😭.
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Teach your sons that just because a girl is crying, that doesn't mean she isn't lying.
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Seek God. Be educated. Get money. Dress well. Stay humble.
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Dem dey jam Maleek berry ft Wiz Love you for this gym 😭. Wizkid dey sing die😭❤.
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I spoke about some thing like this the other day, some men are devils themselves . You sleep with your friend’s wife for what exactly . What do you actually intend to achieve?. Nothing on God’s green earth is going to give me an erection for a married woman not to talk of a wife.
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You Dey call me lazy because say your client pay and my own block? . lol no wam.
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People wey dey call #MadinLagos trash Na the same people wey dey play samsmith inside bathroom
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Context:.Me and a girl . Me: Hy there, how are you?. Girl: hi, I’m fine you?. Me : not bad, quite an interesting day lots of funny stuffs happened. wby?. Girl: Oh nice, mine was just there. Me: I Ghost her 👻 . Me and My guy. Me: werey Howfa . My guy: idiot na now you Dey text.
This days you go Dey chat with your fellow man, e go Dey sweet pass when you Dey chat with babe 😭💔.
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@Gidi_Traffic Just like if I tell a woman I’m not responsible for her pregnancy then I’m not responsible.
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My guy just asked me for the least rn and e really pain me say I no fit come through for ram 💔. God help us🤲🏾.
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Who Dey teach this girls how to play mortal Kombat? . This one use Scorpion beat me like thief 😭.
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Arsenal’s near success syndrome will never be my portion IJN🤲🏾.
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Gilmore had them all making skits and he kept on promoting . Tell that your friend say make em start to Dey hunt for airdrops or do anything to kick start so you fit push am, dem no go gree lol . Most will rather prefer to beg you for money everyday.
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You go wake up put loud for mouth, you no even check if you still Dey talk 😅.
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Watching prison break again and Tbag is the real definition of . “survival is winning”
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Bro I don check my results, e be like 2:1 no go come o . But no carry over, and no missing script . That’s a W regardless 😂.
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@aproko_doctor Person no fit even chop rice again, na now that your “drink water” go sell pass.
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The main updates Dey telegram o . Twitter na for show offs lol . Don’t sleep on telegram.
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@Mrbankstips This $Wif call shot my shit way up I don pay my mama house rent for the next 2years.
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Shey una don see say small thing now everybody go talk say . “nobody owes you anything” . If you like go loseguard, better stay guiding!!.
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Clean slate boys please don’t follow me cos I won’t follow you back . Need real nighas that understand the importance of collective growth and mutual friendship.
I have seen several complaints about you all needing new followers. This is a follow train guaranteed to get you followers. LIKE THIS POST. COMMENT ANY EMOJI. FOLLOW EVERYONE THAT LIKES YOUR COMMENT. DO NOT DO MORE THAN THAT.
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24k?. Thank God for my skin bro my whole skin care no pass water and cream 😂.
This toner will repair your skin in 4 weeks. The best 24k I spent months ago, ngl.
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Bro, if I die poor I go too para for my spirit, I fit even kill am for that way.
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Make dem decide new minimum wage before Nysc o, I no wan see 33k alert o I fit craze.
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Y’all take this community p too serious mehn can’t we all have fun and keep it going . Na cult be this?.
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@itzbasito Lax has been a real one and if you noticed Wiz has always and keeps supporting his real ones without any social media propaganda. Person go think say wiz no get heart, but nigga has done the most for people low-key in this music industry without saying shit.
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Fc didn’t ruin anything Joey. It’s the hatred for this man and his craft that ruined it. Since wiz blew up the blogs never let him have peace,man was dragged on this app every second. and most of you music journalist built your careers on creating a false narrative about wizkid.
FC ruined music Twitter in Nigeria. Every other toxic fanbase started off as a reaction to their obnoxious behaviour and dependence on ad hominems as a currency. And by using their blueprint as a working manual, they ruined how music is processed here, and turned people away.
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If you can take bants without crying, without finding it insensitive so we can both laugh out our eyes, Generally if your sense of humor is on a 100, please let's be mutuals😅🙏.
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@Tesvstheworld The SI unit for gaming women is her interest in you, if she is not interested whatever you do is foolish.
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Once you lose your throat goat, your life go just Dey spoil Dey go 💔.
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Your guy fit put you on 100 times make your village people turn you off 100times 😭💔.
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@iDanDizzy See how fast autopsy result come out. its been two months now and nothing on Mohbad.
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Person go buy power bank . Dem go say charge for 24hours before use . If I get 24hours of light shey I go buy power bank?.
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@_ladizaloca_ When she says doing something nice just know it’s . 1. Paying her bills .2. More bills.3. Extra bills. Nothing you can do that would be nice for these women if it doesn’t involve you debiting yourself and spending it all on them in return for attention or sex.
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Jealousy is also a form of motivation . I don’t think it’s normal to not have jealousy in you . “Make only you Dey succeed make I Dey happy for you ke?” 😭.
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African Women are not supposed to go to school . Sending them to school ruined everything 🙂.
Let’s have a friendly debate. Quote or comment with the craziest agenda in your head.
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Yo bro,. Nobody wey this thing no Dey pain tbh. But listen, if you’re in a group or circle and you ain’t making progress with the others, . be the person to do the cut off first, don’t wait till they cut you off, cos . It’s only a matter of time before they see you as the weak.
Make Una talk true. If your guy that you’ve been supporting all through the difficult time’s finally has a big breakthrough and he cuts you off, you won’t be mad?.
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@instablog9ja Looks line the kind of father that hates his son because he decided to do music and not go to school . No wonder Mohbad was apologizing to him in his song.
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@prettygirll4L I think stressing over a anyone is pointless. The choices they make are completely out of your control & their behavior has nothing to do with you. All you can do is pray that God allows the right partner into your life & drag anyone who doesn't care for you properly out. Fixed.
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@BarcaUniversal I want more coaches to talk bad about Messi so we can see more iconic celebrations like this lol.
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Tweeted this as I was driving to work this morning…. I say make I check my phone now…. I just Dey see so no be only me Dey run on Ls since. Wow!. May God actually come through for each and every one of us🤲🏾📿.
I need that Bayer Leverkusen run of Ws in my life rn 😭.
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E go decompose 😭💀.
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If you like fine pass mami water, if you no Dey my location I no go reason you.
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As a man, your only escape from shege is to be wealthy not rich, be wealthy and do whatever it is be wealthy and I stand on whatever!.
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