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29. Libra ♎️. Educator 🍎. #VivaLaRaza 🇲🇽

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@oneitoe
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1 year
Good to know for the next time my friends wanna get black out drunk and i gotta carry them to the car.
@TansuYegen
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1 year
The "fireman's lift" is a carrying technique used by firefighters to carry someone over their shoulder during rescues. 🔥👨‍🚒
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9 months
Amber stood on business 🤣
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Who got that one BGC clip?
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5 years
It’s a shame he don’t do shit for the city tho
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Kanye is always good in his city. [via kdeo0/IG]
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10 months
Jan. 2023 ——> Dec. 2023 🫣
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@oneitoe
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2 years
@ghostfacetrilla @ivyparkspr This sounds horrible lmao
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2 months
Life lately
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4 months
If anything we need MORE reggaeton at gay bars. I’m tired of hearing circuit music!!!
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4 months
Creo que todos estamos de acuerdo con que…
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@taynextdoor
tay.
11 months
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@oneitoe
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1 year
@lurkinok @jiggyjayy2 What kind of question is that?
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 year
“Where is your scooter?! Where is it?!” 😭😭
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1 year
What's the first quote you think of when you see this?
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@oneitoe
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9 months
@L7Slim It ain’t stop them from talking tho 😭
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 year
No lo veo 🌚
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@oneitoe
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9 months
@RaynOnThis__ They did not deserve Kim fields 🤣
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@oneitoe
Juancé
6 months
Well, sorta kinda 🤭
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@azzurrochurro
azzurro 🇵🇸
7 months
Iv never seen a guy look good doing this pose. Always look so silly.
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@oneitoe
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4 months
@ohlookitsmars It’s usually like that the first week and you should be fine after! I would look into switching to Descovy, no side affects (for me at least) and less harmful on the kidneys!
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@oneitoe
Juancé
2 months
Adiós, amor😚
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@oneitoe
Juancé
4 years
Don’t forget the new speed camera fines go into effect today. 6-9 mph = $35 11 mph = $100
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@oneitoe
Juancé
3 years
But y’all will go to La Vaca and pay $6 for a shrimp taco the size of a keychain 🥴
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ash.
3 years
We have to stop hyping up Atotonilco bc they’re charging 4$ for a taco now 😭
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@oneitoe
Juancé
9 months
Will forever be funny 😭 #RHOA
@BravoTV
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Who got that one Bravo clip?
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6 months
My ass too phat for these 😔
@airbagged
kate bush's husband
6 months
brothers… its time. the slutty Nike shorts got sluttier for the summer
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@oneitoe
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2 years
Beyoncé mixing Drunk In Love/Swag Surfin will always be amazing to watch
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@oneitoe
Juancé
8 months
I moaned when they ripped the chicken out
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This looks amazing.. 🤤
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4 years
@brattyassmadi @xqueer_rangerx @ch3lswh3ls @yoncesgalore @Sevyn_Tenn @killuasthird @ItsSchnitz @SnipedPaulie She also talking about how she’s taken child development courses but if you’ve taken ANY child development courses you’ll learn that spanking your child does nothing lol
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 year
@ElFagittarius How are you a lawyer and “pissed off” that people don’t want to see others having sex inside a public gyms sauna? Lol.
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@oneitoe
Juancé
3 months
Just a city boi ☀️🌆
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@oneitoe
Juancé
5 months
Let me tell y’all something… THIS is true Chicago style pizza. 😌😮‍💨
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FitzMagicChi🍀
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@oneitoe
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2 months
I’m def having a BRAT summer
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@oneitoe
Juancé
4 months
Life’s Alright 😌💫
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@oneitoe
Juancé
2 years
What you see when you walk into the dance floor at Roscoes
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 year
@mimiscataIog No one said it was heavy. It just looks uncomfortable and restricted lol
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@oneitoe
Juancé
7 months
Chi-City Chick 💨
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Juancé
5 months
La pesadilla 🤠 #sue ños 🌸
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@oneitoe
Juancé
8 years
Ever use Lane Tech as a unit of measurement? Like, there were 50,000 at Lolla so that's 12.5 Lane Techs
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Juancé
7 months
Where is my sports loving man?! 😔
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@oneitoe
Juancé
3 years
Who’s hiring for 6 figure salaries? I ain’t qualified but I’m a hard worker lmao
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@oneitoe
Juancé
3 months
🧢⚾️
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1 year
@virgosgrooviest Asking why Beyoncé is still performing the Tina tribute as a fan page? Y’all not real fans lmao
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Juancé
1 year
I’m vibin’🌻
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@oneitoe
Juancé
11 months
Alright, i did not think this was going to get this many likes and gain 300 followers lmfao
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11 months
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Juancé
8 months
Crazy how the lot of you are tweeting about how excited you are for this, yet, completely forgot they fired Melissa for being pro-Palestine. All while, many of you have the Palestinian flags in your bio? Make it make sense.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
8 months
Neve Campbell announces she will reprise her role of Sidney Prescott in ‘Scream 7.’
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1 year
I’ve been giving one of my student lunches to take home to his family because he said they don’t have food. Tell me why mom called me to tell me to stop because they got food at home and he just don’t like waiting for it to be cooked 💀
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@oneitoe
Juancé
2 years
Music when you speak, you’re so— 👽💫
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 year
Because we do. It goes 1. Mexico 2. Chicago 3. Everyone else
@LikeASummerBres
Jada Stan Account Actually
1 year
Chicagoans really think we have the best Mexican food ever… like neck and neck with Mexico 😂😂😂
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Juancé
9 months
Y’all… i told this man to come to Chicago, like i do to every man i fall in love with in another state… AND HE BOOKED A FLIGHT What ima do?!🤣😭
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@oneitoe
Juancé
24 days
Y’all be so fine but never from my city 😔
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@oneitoe
Juancé
11 months
🤠🤠🤠
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@oneitoe
Juancé
8 years
@ArianaGrande 's new album is amazing 😭
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Juancé
1 year
🌶️¿Pica o no pica?🌶️
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 month
SEP
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Juancé
1 year
I’d probably kms on the plane to forever change the trajectory of their lives
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rudy
1 year
HELL no.
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Juancé
3 years
A conversation with two of my students today Student 1: Mr. Rivera, your high school didn’t give you guys laptops to take home?! Student 2: They didn’t have laptops back in his day! 😐
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@oneitoe
Juancé
4 years
Chicago’s most violent gang
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Juancé
7 months
☘️Chi-City ☘️ Green City☘️ #StPaddysWeekend
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1 year
Give me face 🥵
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8 months
@byemicks 29 bookmarks and not a single thank you?!
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Juancé
9 months
“I don’t like country music” “Y’all just pretending to like country music for Beyonce” “An album with songs like Daddy Lessons? I’ll pass”
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Juancé
2 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@johnny9170
𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓
2 years
What did you look like in 2014?
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@oneitoe
Juancé
5 years
So you mean to tell me that you all got the same uncle who knows the same person in the national guard who also said the same thing about the city going on a 7-30 day quarantine? 😒
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Juancé
1 year
It smells like new tattoo season outside
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Juancé
4 years
If you’re at the protests please be careful! Just witnessed a CTA bus full of pigs in riot gear getting off on Fullerton and Central Park
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7 months
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10 months
@mrsmiathornton Gordon look … different
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9 months
I think about this section of Cuff It probably every day. It was so fun to hear it live 😮‍💨
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Juancé
5 months
Bruh… I saw my kinder student walk in with McDonalds so I said the ole “What did you buy me?” AND SHE STARTED CRYING💀💀💀
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23 days
These guys at the club bathroom last night were like “I wanna be loved Mexicanly” and then they turned to look at me and i was just like
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5 years
@yungxguap_ @PettyElShabazz I mean she white lol
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@oneitoe
Juancé
3 years
Ima need y’all to stop following then unfollowing people just to increase your follower count. Y’all are not celebrities or influencers 😩😭
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Juancé
3 years
It’s been exactly a month since i got into a nearly fatal car accident. This homeless lady saved my life and she told me if i ever needed her that she’s always posted up on the corner of where the accident happened.
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 year
Been thick Been fine Still a 10 #RWT2023
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@oneitoe
Juancé
2 years
When I worked at Panera once upon a time, the actors from Impractical Jokers were so fucking rude. Came in, asked for no pictures (the store had like 2 people and no one even asked) and got upset because we weren’t serving soup at 9am 😭
@notcapnamerica
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There is a TikTok trend with people telling stories about the rudest celebrities. Can you take a wild guess who’s getting dragged the most? 🥴
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2 years
Rauw is definitely a better performer than Bad Bunny. That concert was great.
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Juancé
3 years
We love great news 🥳
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2 years
⚾️ 🏟️
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1 year
Our last pics together. I love you so much papi 🥺🫶🏽
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Juancé
1 year
Excited after finding out that I will be graduating in 2025 with my Masters, 3 endorsements, and 3 licenses. 🤩
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Juancé
3 years
Ya boy finally received his Substitute Teaching License 🥳
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Juancé
3 years
Idk but we getting somewhere with these legs 😙
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@oneitoe
Juancé
3 years
I hate that Chicago has those “No Parking When Snow is Over 2 inches” signs…cause where ima park at? 🙄
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1 month
Balloons on my page 😌🥳❤️ #29
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@oneitoe
Juancé
4 years
Finally received some good news. Ya boi is going back to get his Masters degree 🥺❤️
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@oneitoe
Juancé
9 months
Was doing my taxes and it said I owed money so I decided I am not filing this year ♥️
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Juancé
22 days
Thank you @LisaBarlow7 ❤️
@Wendys
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1 month
Pop or Soda? Don’t even say it, ‘cuz either way it’s $1 at Wendy’s all day.
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Juancé
5 months
I HATE when you ask someone if they want a drink/shot and they be like “yeah I’ll take casamigos” …please go to hell! You getting whatever cheap liquor the bartender gives us 😭
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@oneitoe
Juancé
2 years
@AjgivsnofuckSut @Gambit_215 You don’t even need to think critically tbh. He posted a video where they are literally calling her name so for him to say they don’t know her is insane lol
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@oneitoe
Juancé
6 months
Just submitted my graduation application for next Spring 😮‍💨 first gen masters 👨🏽‍🎓
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Juancé
3 years
Now I’m not one to believe in superstition or whatever this would be considered but i truly believe that she was my guardian angel that night.
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Juancé
1 year
It’s time now…
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6 months
🫂
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@oneitoe
Juancé
4 years
Ya boi finally put in his 2 weeks at Starbucks😭
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@oneitoe
Juancé
1 year
Category: Sexy Bitch 🪩 #RWT #Beyonce
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Juancé
3 months
Why this guy move the convo from tinder to IG and the first pic i see is him, his bm, and their newborn? 🫤
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Juancé
6 months
I just randomly remembered how in 6th grade I told this girl I was going to run away in the summer and never come back so she started crying and told the teacher who called my mom and when my mom picked me up she said “¿por que siempre quieres atención?”😭
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