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i need Gen z to see this picture of Kamala’s husband in the 80s and make him TikTok’s white boy of the month
@SecondGentleman
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Because we’re marching every damn weekend.
Sales of high heels dropped 12 percent last year, while sales of women’s sneakers rose 37 percent to $2.3 billion, according to the NPD Group’s retail tracking service.
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@HappyBat22
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@dickgirIdiaries
I saw a Tik Tok talking about the straights getting this manicure soon without knowing the irony.
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The Straight Pride Parade should end at a giant clitoris so they just end up walking in circles until they die because they can’t find it.
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@sweetest4ngel
What a mess. I kept waiting for it to be cute but it looks like day after pool hair.
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@_celia_bedelia_
@Oberonkanobe
@cov_Gretchen
For real everyone was on that maxi dress game back then.
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@Nicole_Cliffe
This thread needed visuals. The Chumleys are the couple to the right of Kate.
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@MatthewACherry
I’m so glad his team or label don’t constrain him. I think he could kill it in film if he chooses to someday.
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@Freeyourmindkid
Made his boys try a shoe on every single woman in the city to find a hot girl he knew for 5 minutes then he cuffed her for life.
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@TheRickWilson
Rick, I'm a Dem and respect you for standing up for your beliefs, for our country, and for your work with
@Evan_McMullin
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@MualiaM
@JLPtalk
@johnlegend
@chrissyteigen
“Debate me” - the mating call of mediocre men everywhere
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@TrustBlackwome2
@MattMurph24
White evangelical women are raised to see Daddy/Husband/Pastor as who makes the rules. A powerful woman is seen as a threat to the family structure. A perversion of “what God intended”.
Source: raised by one of those
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@theori
It’s about time. I would’ve been like “Nah officer, Chad tripped on his flip flops. What a tragic accident.”
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@HereDeadLieWe
@Freeyourmindkid
What's it say about you that you're triggered by a little girl who can't find a white doll?
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@notcapnamerica
Did she think he lost the video? Why go through all that foolishness when you knew you were on candy camera? 😂
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@TalbertSwan
@realDonaldTrump
Dropping like flies. They shouldn't have joined at all though.
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@mattwhitlockPM
@iamcardib
Me AF just enjoying the song but knowing I don’t have an ounce of rhythm
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@DREW_L1VE
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@karenhandel
That's not how feminism works. We don't blindly follow women. It's about choosing leaders who fight for women's rights.
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@AkilahObviously
Packing 100 years worth of crises into 20 years and expecting us to just keep working and living like normal is getting increasingly unsustainable 😩
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@igorvolsky
He was just so helpless that he responded over and over and went to the meeting. As powerless as can be.
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@AnchorAngi
No, that’s really not me. I just identify with her lack of rhythm but need to also record something cool.
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@clapifyoulikeme
I don’t think I’d ever recover as that wife or author and I say that as someone who was in ff net beta reading groups with EL James 🥴
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@chris_notcapn
They keep bringing on his sweet white boy next door face and forgetting he’ll charm ya grandma right out of her pioneer woman apron.
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@corihealey
Jesus. Is his dog sick? That’s the only reason Ive ever made plain chicken before.
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@NBCNightlyNews
@stephgosk
His first mistake was thinking a woman with red low lights wouldn’t clap back.
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@chris_notcapn
That 2011 study that showed conservatives brains reacted to fear and lacked empathy response is looking extra proven
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@chris_notcapn
If I wanted something top heavy that fell over constantly, I’d buy a side table from IKEA.
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@MrMason25l
@chat_twizzle
Myra was a lot nicer but Laura had a reason to be annoyed. He was always bothering her in her own damn house.
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Me: these edibles ain’t shit
29 minutes later:
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@genehilbert
@IsabelleJMartin
@ScottB_503
@horowitz39
Y’all believe Hillary is trafficking children through the basement of a pizza place but a story with 30 sources is a stretch. 😂
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@joanwalsh
Sessions was the most faithful Trumpist the whole time and gave up his Senate seat for this shit. I hope he flips on Trump.
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@AdamParkhomenko
Macron saw how Hillary embarrassed the shit out of Putin in 2012 and said "girl, hold my champagne".
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In 2015, your publication called Bernie Sanders a “sex symbol” 🥴
“Dark Brandon," President Joe Biden’s alpha-male bizarro, is the latest star of the White House’s ham-fisted effort to convince people that the septuagenarian commander-in-chief is actually a Super Cool Badass Dude™.
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@TheRickWilson
Damn, you weren't kidding that everything he touches dies. He even killed Fox's ratings. 😳
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@cjwerleman
@Freeyourmindkid
All I see are mediocre white snowflakes that blame all of their problems on non-whites when they just suck at everything.
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@_CraigStanley
Is there not a Confederate battlefield they can go LARP on in their costumes?
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@juicyydre_
I get that canned chicken exists but something about this seems… fermented. It just looks too pink and smelly.
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@Lala2pisces
@HereDeadLieWe
@Freeyourmindkid
Nope. Ppl like that can cry me a river. I had to search multiple stores to find Tiana for my kid years ago. That shit is ridiculous.
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@djlavoie
@chrismohney
@ENBrown
Target is too liberal! Spencer definitely used these guys to bulk up his Kohls Cash Points!
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@jowrotethis
@shart_objects
A prayer for all the mutilated dollar store Pom poms that will go into making that costume in time for Comic Con. 🙏🏼
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@NRATV
@DomRasoJr
Remember when you actually stood for gun rights and safety instead of pumping out Russian funded propaganda?
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@notcapnamerica
I miss when these ppl didn’t have the internet and just hollered on street corners
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@notcapnamerica
I want to know what she did. Seeing a manager haircut get dragged off was pornographic.
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She chose wrong.
My mother refused to have an abortion to save her own life. As a result, she died giving birth to me.
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The leader of the master race looks like he manages an Applebee’s and jerks off in women’s shoes.
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@joanwalsh
Scaramucci also donated to HRC, Reid, and Obama. I thought Kellyanne said that was a conflict. 🤔
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@EricTrump
@Twitter
It tells you who to follow based on whose profile you’re looking at. Like when I go to yours, it tells me to follow your brother, Fredo.
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Oh Jesus, my kindergartener misspelled 'runs' but I'm not correcting this. It's too perfect. 😂
#RuinsTheCountry
#Resist
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@BrianKempGA
This is not the behavior of a responsible gun owner and in Georgia, domestic abusers can still own guns if they’re unmarried. You can’t be trusted to fix that.
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@GoAngelo
Even my conservative in-laws agreed Hannity "done lost his mind" and stopped watching him. 😬
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Good lord, I’ve never had anything do over few dozen likes. I don’t have a soundcloud or anything but it would be cool if you showed some love for these amazing folks:
@Everytown
@ColorOfChange
@MomsDemand
@AMarch4OurLives
@ObamaFoundation
@NAACP_LDF
@HRC
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@girlpowertbh
This is accurate bc Kamala’s tan suit being “coconut brown” on the Chloe website was very Easter egg
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@AngryBlackLady
My ride or die is 13, has diabetes, and is going blind and still does a better job with my anxiety than any human has.
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@EoinHiggins_
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can't believe after 3 decades this is what America has come to. She is all of us.
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