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Very very sorry to hear of the death of Ian Pepperell. Roy went on a real character journey and his character in his last scenes was warm, funny and engaging. He will be missed.
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My God, my God, look at these! Are they not SPECTACULAR! Made for listener Teresa Neary-Taggart by Kate Gulliver. They are AMAZING!
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Gentle listener, I'm writing the Ambridge on the Couch monologue. I am being irreverent. Not because I do not respect Angela Piper, who was utterly brilliant for sixty years, but because Jennifer Aldridge is a fictional character who has died in a fictional programme.
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Is it just me or does anyone else actually prefer it when Rob’s in it so I can SEE WHAT HE’S UP TO
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Thoughts go out to ME who is trying to write a jolly lighthearted monologue about this week in Ambridge
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Et voilà! The pie of pants, baked by Claire, to celebrate Krusty's washing line of soil pants
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Would anyone be interested in seeing how/where we all record? A little video tour?
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we are all knackered, chaps. Spent. Flaked. Advent calendars, pantomimes, advent calendars, al fresco rogering on log piles …it’s all been too much. We’re having NYD off to brace ourselves for 2023.
#TheArchees
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*gets ‘’Free the Ambridge one” t-shirt out of spare room wardrobe, gives it a squirt of Febreze (of Felpersham)*
#TheArchers
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Lucy gave Harriet some handkerchiefs and Harriet bring Harriet she is refusing to use them for their correct purpose
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Well,
@Lucyvfreeman
and
@shambridges
are doing a new podcast called Ambridge on the Couch! Lucy's monologues, Harriet's voices, and a visit to the mobile therapy bus as it tours
#Ambridge
. First stop...Susan Carter.
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Oh, bugger. Sorry everybody, I forgot. Without further ado, here's day SIX in the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Natasha's giving it the hard sell and has a festive message of goodwill for herself (natch).
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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AAAAAAAND we're back! Lucy has gathered all her spare oxygen together and is recording with
@shambridges
later tonight.
@NewbieCouch
is still out for the count sadly
#TheArchers
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Good morning! It's time for door number three in the Ambridge On The Couch advent calendar. Today, our recipe for Eggnog comes from Lilian, so you know it'll be good.
#Boozy
#Ambridgeadvent
#TheArchers
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Hello all! Owing to a hattrick of moving house, foreign travel and illness we‘ll be a few hours late today but rest assured it’s on its way
#TheArchers
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Not our words, listeners. The words of GREAT BRITISH PODCASTS DOT COM, nonetheless.
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody! Got your coffee? Good. Then settle down and open window number two in the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Clarrie shares her recipe for mulled Grundy cider.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Our executive director would like you to throw him his ball please thank you
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day TWENTY-ONE of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. We've all had some fun but now we've used up all our jokes, so the last few days will just be the ramblings of lunatics. Soz. First up:
@Lucyvfreeman
.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to day NINE of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calender. Today, Elizabeth has a festive warning for Mince.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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This morning
@newbiecouch
decided to set up a rival radio programme called The Happy Horobins. "They will be all happy, all the time, and I will love it, and everyone else will have to live in a bin."
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day SEVENTEEN of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today it's Krusty and, as you might imagine, she's really letting it all hang out for Christmas.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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We have the BEST listeners. We feel very lucky and we love you ALL. xxx
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Ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow is the birthday of Ambridge on the Couch hero
@tonkerthomas
, and coincidentally, that of
@fabulousfebreze
too. Both gorgeous men.
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Listener Michael Gorman v kindly sent us in pics from his wife's copy of Jennifer Aldridge's cook book, complete with the lamb and prune dish defrosted for Jennidarling's funeral
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day TWELVE of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. You thought Mia was a Buzzkill? Well, hold our beer: today, Beth is being a PROPER Debbie Downer. Yikes.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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...and here's the video itself in case you can't be arsed to click through to Youtube! Day one of the AOTC advent calendar and Fallon has some festive thoughts.
#AdventCalendar
#TheArchers
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Good morning pop pickers, and welcome to day five of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Lynda is being Lynda (MBE).
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Blimey! Jazzer (Ryan Kelly) turned up unexpectedly at our zoom event! What a gent. Thanks Jazz!
#TheArchers
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Laptop has come back from the dead! Podcast will be up normal time. Let joy be unconfined (but don’t tell Mick as he likes her confined)
#TheArchers
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Today is Mr Newbie’s birthday!
@newbiecouch
is SOME CONSIDERABLE years old today. Happy birthday from your Ambridge Family on the Couch
#TheArchers
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Sod it, I forgot again. Good morning (grumble grumble) everybody and welcome to day SIXTEEN of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Kate is... well, you know. Being Kate. Ugh.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody. Here's day EIGHT of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, it's Tracy that's being entirely inappropriate! Merry Christmas!
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody. Day SEVEN in the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, festive boob chat from Chelsea? Don't look at me like that, I don't write this stuff.
#BoobChat
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day TEN of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Jolene has some (inappropriate, natch) cocktail recipes for you all.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day FIFTEEN of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Terry Two Phones has a very special, entirely legal and above-board festive offer for you.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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If you’re a fan of the show and happen to own anything big enough to host our gigantic egos and a select but hard-drinking audience, please make yourself known
#TheArchers
you
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Ermagerd we have made it. Mentioned by the venerable goddesses
@fifiglover
amd
@janegarvey1
. 15 minutes in.
@Harrietcar
’s gorn orf to have a lie down in a darkened room
#TheArchers
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The identity of
@fabulousfebreze
and
@newbiecouch
and the poor bugger who knew NOTHING about
#TheArchers
one year ago until
@Lucyvfreeman
persuaded him to start listening is
@tonkerthomas
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For the loonies among you that wanted to hear the songs from the panto again, here you go...here's Febreze doing Lizzo
#TheArchers
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We reckon it’s about time we unveiled the identity of the man behind
@NewbieCouch
/
@fabulousfebreze
…what do you think?
#TheArchers
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It's Welsh Stella and Pip!
#TheArchers
The Ladies of Llangollen! Eloped together to escape a dire marriage / the convent, and spent the rest of their days in a north welsh gothic cottage where they entertained poets and had a succession of dogs called Sappho
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Listeners and patreons…slight hitch at this end with diary and podcast owing to Lucy having knocked a pint of water into her Mac. Further bulletins as events warrant
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Dear
@OnAmbridge
family, today is the 18th birthday of the very excellent James Everett
@JamesEv94925868
who supplies our What the Hell is Happening Here sections…HAPPY BIRTHDAY James!!!
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Halfway down the motorway
@tonkerthomas
has just said “oh! George is going to have to give evidence!”
#thearchers
#bringiton
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Tomorrow is Febreze’s first show on BBC Radio Borsetshire. He’s doing a spring style guide, god help us all
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Hello everybody. If you wanted to vote for us in the British Podcast Awards, we'd love you even more than we do now, and that's a LOT.
(You have to type the whole of "Ambridge" in the search box for it to find us, for some reason.)
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day THIRTEEN of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, cooking tips with... er... Ruth (it says here)?
#AmbridgeAdvent
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Tomorrow’s ep will be up as usual, to get you through fighting the Tupperware in the fridge, and after that will be OUR PANTO!!!
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Good afternoon (SORRY) everybody and welcome to day FOURTEEN of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today brings us glad tidings of comfort, from Joy.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Lovely news for a grey morning. The bloody marvellous
@KateRobbins
is coming on Ambridge on the Couch!
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He has been an absolute trouper on a very steep learning curve, learned about
#TheArchers
and editing from a standing start and is a total STAR and
@Lucyvfreeman
and
@shambridges
are v lucky to have
@tonkerthomas
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Voila! The ebay listing of the wedding dress from "Christopher Carter" kindly sent to us by
@KAndersoon
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody! Somebody blabbed and
@fabulousfebreze
found out that we were making this advent calendar so we had to be absolutely delighted to let him do a day. Enjoy?
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Here's the pic of Claire and Pat ignoring the birthday boy at Claire's husband's birthday and gossiping about
@fabulousfebreze
instead
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Blimey.
@shambridges
and
@Lucyvfreeman
are overwhelmed at the loveliness of your reception to
#Ambridge
on the Couch. Thank
you xxx
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Lucy and Harriet‘s official photo before the omnibus and then Ambridge on the Couch
#thearchers
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Sorry all, cock-up on the podcast front, will be reposted correctly soon!
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day 24 of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. For this one, we recorded our patreon Christmas cocktail party singing a carol for you. It was a bit ropey in the beginning but we soon hit our stride, I think you'll agree.
#AmbridgeAdvent
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Taking bets on Jakob having rogered the equine specialist friend he went to see after the conference
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day TWENTY-THREE of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Cooper has decided to grace us with a visit from the production gallery for his thoughts on life, love, family and friends at this special time.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day NINETEEN of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, it's Soosan bringing the festive disturbing visual imagery.
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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Ok, GUESS who is taking over Susan’s slot on Radio Borsetshire? Clue: begins with F and ends with ..ebreze of Felpersham
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The highlight of my Christmas is listening to what
@shambridges
and
@tonkerthomas
, who edits it, have done with the pantomime script. They’re just brilliant.
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Our youngest listener, Anouk, did this brilliant picture of
@fabulousfebreze
. She is at HaventheFlicker on Instagram. Febreze is delighted
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This week
@tonkerthomas
and Lucy wonder if Ed and Emma will actually ever get any tree surgery done in between all the sex and are greatly disappointed that Justin and Lilian are back on.
#TheArchers
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Poor old
@NewbieCouch
had his account suspended because some kind soul dobbed him in for having a rudey profile picture. Some people have too much time on their hands. Anyway, he'll be back shortly.
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If anyone remembers Raw Sex on French & Saunders, you are in for a TREAT on this week's Ambridge on the Couch podcast
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Business as usual folks - the advert appears mid-sentence and I forget to edit out
@shambridges
making childcare arrangements
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Listener Louise found a copy of Ambridge at War....and also wondered who you'd couple up if you had control of
#TheArchers
plot for a bit?
#fanfic
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Good morning everybody and welcome to day TWENTY-TWO of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. We're now well into the part where we get soppy and meaningful and, above all, not funny any more - so here's a Christmas message from
@tonkerthomas
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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And the saddest little earworm of them all, Mia sings Les Miz
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Some thoughts from
@onambridge
on the opening ceremony. Firstly, someone is going to do themselves a mischief on that slippy floor. Secondly, HOW long did they have to think this stuff up? And thirdly, could
@MrAndrewCotter
please do Eurovision?
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With artwork today provided our youngest listener, Anouk (Harriet has done all the rest btw 😍), welcome to day TWENTY of the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, it's Steph. You can probably already imagine what that means.
#shudder
#hashtag
#AmbridgeAdvent
#TheArchers
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We are having a holiday this week.
@Harrietcar
will be walking the Hindu Kush with all her children strapped to her back,
@fabulousfebreze
will be breaking in a new pair of slingbacks and
@Lucyvfreeman
will be doing rain-dances. See you Sunday 14th xxx
#TheArchers
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In a strange twist of circumstance
@Lucyvfreeman
is recovering from Covid in the somewhat unsteady hands of
@NewbieCouch
which is hallucinatory in itself, never mind the temperature
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The Ambridge on the Couch pantomime podcast is up! Here on Acast, iTunes link will follow or check your podcast feed. Happy New Year!
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RIP Graham Blockey. Robert was a lovely character.
Today we remember our friend and colleague Graham Blockey following the sad news of his death. Editor Jeremy Howe says "Graham's Robert Snell was a brilliant creation and a delicious one off. Graham was a complete joy to work with, and we will miss him very much."
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we apologise for
@NewbieCouch
’s absence from the Tweetalong. There was an Incident with the Easter Bunny. We will be making no further comment at this time. Thank you.
#TheArchers
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Ok.
@JacquiCroftie
hss set the bar high here. We demand filmed evidence of your pet enjoying
@BBCTheArchers
. me and
@shambridges
will judge the winner, who gets a night out with
@NewbieCouch
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Lucy just spoke to
@newbiecouch
about Acast putting adverts in funny places on the podcast. "Well," he said patiently, "it's programmed to find quiet bits in the podcast and insert them there. But it's you and
@shambridges
, so...." Cheek.
#TheArchers
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Today is the birthday of the great and irritatingly talented
@Harrietcar
, aka
@shambridges
, who is allegedly 25 today (source: Harriet Carmichael)
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Oh yes, sorry...
@newbiecouch
has succumbed to the 'rona and is currently slumped in his rocking chair with his cat on his knee living on sound effects that he can't taste as his smell's gone. Send love. And food.
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Thank you so much
@glendore
for your delicious
@jin_talog
gin! We're safely ensconced in Wales and have cracked the bottle open in celebration. Iechyd da!
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Hello all, podcast up later than usual owing to
Lucy selling a load of tut at a car boot sale (no sign of Chelsea, sadly)
#TheArchers
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During recording last week Lucy knocked a pint of water over her keyboard. As a result the ‘p’ key is knackered, which would be fine if she wasn’t writing about the production of the Passion play. Script now reads like Norman Collier.
#thearchers
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