Omo i heard something today
This girl was about to do her OSCE and as she entered to start, she was smiling at the examiner. Then boom!! First question, The examiner asked her to name 5 smiling muscles😭
Whenever my coursemates talk to me anyhow or my hostel guys tell me shit, I'll just shake my head because they don't know who I am on Twitter and how my people love me here 🤧😂
There was this new Nurse intern on duty with me today. As she dey enter like this, my mouth dey open. Why person go beautiful like this? We suddenly got talking about her experiences as a nursing student and it was all fun until she started talking about her boyfriend 🤦💔
Being in school is so funny
you fit dey go class no understand anything wey lecturer dey talk but they are proud of you at home because you are in school😂
The funny thing is that most of the mumu people that do this shit actually know the answers to these questions. It's a strategy to show off that they actually know book 🤦
The funny thing is that, during career day in primary 2, I took my mum's stethoscope to school and wore a suit. My class teacher asked me which career and I told them I'd like to be a doctor. Fast forward to today and I'm studying Nursing and I'm still using that stethoscope😂🤧
Engaging my posts is very cool. I love it. God bless you. It's not my fault that my posts match your situation. Buhh retweeting 50 of my posts at once is crazy 😭. Eiiii Jesus😂
I'll tell my mum something and we will agree that my dad should not hear about it only for my dad to get the gist from her before nightfall😭
Or by telling her something funny and she turns it into a sermon ohh chimm
My class captain back in primary 4 hated me so much and I never got to know. There was a day I didn't come to school because I had severe malaria. This girl still wrote my name as number one in the list of noisemakers 🤦
Doctors and nurses don't have good handwriting 😂🤧. Ko possible laye. If you have good handwriting as a student, it'll get worse as you grow to become a professional
Say walahi today na Bbn finale😭😭
They will come out and think people have been watching them, thinking they were trending . We that are engrossed with the kinikan to kinikan trend🤧😂
Talking with your siblings, "So when I'm in ss2, you'll be in primary 4. When I'm in ss3, you'll be in primary 5. I will now enter 100 level, you'll be in jss2. When I enter 200 level, you'll be in jss3......."
Jamb:
Some people took dey do oo😭
Pharmacology test this morning and some people in this class were collecting higher education extra sheet for ordinary 10 marks while I confidently submitted my 3 pages😭😂
Omo I remember my very first ward posting. Got to the ward that morning and the CNO told me to go and check the patient on bed 11 if she's still breathing 😭
Omo na fear I use reach the bed. My heart was beating henn. Thankfully she was breathing sha😂😂
"Omo I hate maths o and i don't want to study any course that will make me do it again, it's too complex. It's like I'll have to do medicine or nursing o"
Anatomy:
I was feeding this woman ni ooo
She was just talking to me and I was just smiling back ,nodding, pretending to hear what she was saying until I just heard"khhuubbuwahh" Modaran😭 Amala and ewedu on my white uniform. I took permission to leave the ward immediately. I wan cry😭😂
Another thing I used to wish was fainting while our teacher was flogging us for something. I'ld wish it when it's almost my turn to get flogged. So that if I faint, they'll send her away and every other teacher would be scared to beat me so as to avoid wahala😭😂