Olly Waldron
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Babe are you ok? You’ve barely touched your Heinz Steps pasta shapes in tomato sauce
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Isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?
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Me halfway through a night out checking I’ve still got my cloakroom ticket
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Still firmly obsessed with Barbra Streisand’s early album titles
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Me watching Boris do his speeches and waiting for the next restrictions
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I’ve seen a lot of discussion about Anne Robinson, but no discussion about the iconic episode of The Weakest Link in which Pete Burns played her at her own game and WON x
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open for a surprise
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Jess Glynne when she didn’t get let into Sexy Fish London
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I’ve just found a link to the FULL “you won Jane” episode of Come Dine With Me and I am GRIPPED
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Few things give me more serotonin than Liza Minnelli performing with and attempting to engage the Pet Shop Boys:
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let’s be honest, Kylie set the bar when she ejected herself out of a life-sized CD player
#BRITs
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I am obsessed with this N-Dubz “slanguage”, and them attempting to trademark the onomatopoeia of someone laughing
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Billie Eilish - “Happier Than Ever”
The new album, out July 30
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Moderna after inventing the nearly 95% effective vaccine
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Errr... scuse me laydeh! You’re meant to be on bloody bed rest x
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My Christmas tree lights after getting them out the loft:
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Me to the stranger I met in the smoking area of a club 10 minutes ago:
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in honour of Valentine’s Day, here’s Cher in 1996, talking about not needing a man in her life x
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She’s thinking about how Walking on Air should’ve been a single
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I often think about Gaga designing the Judas logo herself on Microsoft Word, and the final single artwork being a picture she took of it on her filthy computer screen
She released JUDAS 10 YEARS AGO as a SINGLE. 10 YEARS AGO. Let that SINK IN.
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facebook, whatsapp, instagram and messenger breaking at the same time
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Otherwise known as Eoghan Quigg’s voting face
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Fuck off Facebook is the gift that keeps on giving 😭 number 6!!!
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Think again!
Lady Gaga is the only person I know who could make the color purple iconic
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#SAWAYAMAISBRITISH
The lyrics of
@rinasawayama
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@MercuryPrize
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your nationality clause to be eligibile for awards is abhorrent. CHANGE THE RULES, RESPECT ARTISTS and GIVE THEM THE ACCLAIM THEY DESERVE 📣
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Girls Aloud’s single artworks honestly belong in an art gallery 🖼
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I will never forget the day I found out the emo is played by Paloma Faith
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I’m actually sick to the fucking back teeth of this pandemic
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El*n trying to stop people seeing more than 600 tweets a day
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OMG the “awful, disappointing, irrelevant” Kate Bush icon recreated the video with her daughter 😭
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Ok so I have spent the last four months refurbishing an old pub jukebox for my flat and it is FINALLY DONE - I am absolutely obsessed
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Me when B*ris J*hnson said Kate Bush is one of the “five most inspirational women” in his life
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HOLD ONTO YOUR KNICKERS GIRLS
'Accident waiting to happen' - UK's first driverless bus to take to the streets
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I can’t stop thinking about this canvas I’ve ordered for my kitchen 😭☕️
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I’m so obsessed with Sinitta and her rampant use of hashtags on Instagram
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I can almost guarantee this one is NOT fake.
Geri Horner’s husband Christian pleads with her not to buy any more motivational quote artwork for their house.
“We’re drowning in schmaltz,” he cried
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Hermione Granger when she saw the basilisk’s reflection in her mirror
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I’m almost certain that these are laced with crack. Absolutely god tier
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A THREAD: I have a relatively niche love for music artists requesting that “the track” be turned up or down whilst recording a song. I’m sure a majority of them are staged for dramatic effect but these examples kill me every time:
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Avril Lavigne x YUNGBLUD making me emotional on this Thursday evening
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This is when the Delta variant first arrived in the UK:
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Madonna’s response to an interviewer who was uncomfortable about her just-released Sex book (1992)
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Comedian: tells a joke
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*watches non-sensical clip of old X Factor audition*
Me:
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Playing at Birmingham Pride next weekend and I don’t even have a hotel booked
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What is the most iconic spoken word section in popular music, and why is it Nicole Appleton’s soliloquy at the start of ‘Never Ever’ by All Saints?
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