@RonFilipkowski Your tax dollars at work!

@stephenRB4 1850 miles

@Acyn Apple Maps: "GFY!" Google Maps: "What they said!"

@WillieHandler Congrats -- and what a great promotion piece!

@KeithOlbermann @teslaownersSV He apparently uses the same stylist as Kim Jong Un.

@Ford_Nick That slab needs a decent burial, because it's seriously overcooked.

@ItsBBQRay Yellow mustard and chopped onions -- and a bun, obviously. Nothing else.

@vincempls Reported shooting percentages: U/Minn 4.3%, Hamline 1.8%. Game was delayed multiple times to retrieve the ball after successful shots, since no one had yet figured out it was a good idea to remove the bottom of the peach baskets.

@khaybarjew Conversely, if Egypt agrees to accommodate 1.8 million Gazans, they can kiss their country goodbye, because the results will be suicide bombings on the streets of Cairo, the execution of all Coptics, and the destruction of every ancient monument and artifact.

Never had the pleasure to see him perform live, but my wife was lucky enough to be in the chorus when he joined Renate Scotto, Jose Carreras and conductor Eve Queler for an Opera Orchestra of NY performance of Verdi's "I Lombardi" in December 1972.

@vinquezada1 Nokia flip-phone, but I couldn’t tell you what year I got it. Fairly early adopter, though. Next went “BlackBerry” for its “reasonably smart phone.”

@vincempls @SteveSubera They could recruit Sons of Norway members to go door-to-door. They'd probably enjoy that.

@TheMossadIL >>"...served a life sentence..." The life span of a hamster, I presume.

@krassenstein What happens when they ignore this ruling, because you know they will?

@BGatesIsaPyscho Is this a real-life Looney Tunes cartoon?

@JakeSherman I thought ethics only applied to Democrats.

@acnewsitics I didn’t know heroin dealers accepted MasterCard!

@StevenIsserlis I didn’t know you were touring the U.S. Where can we find your schedule?

@joshua_in_c The love duet at the end of Act I in Donizetti's opera, "Lucia di Lammermoor":