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I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me

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@oilyoils
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When I say 15yo me was running my tumblr like it was the navy
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@oilyoils
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9 years
when u real sad tryin not to cry and then the moment someone asks "is everything ok?"
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@oilyoils
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8 years
and WHO is to blame for this?
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@oilyoils
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9 years
japan's badly translated tshirt prints are my new artistic identity http://t.co/8PzWn6ZUWC
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@oilyoils
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8 months
I’ve always found this so cringe because. Azealia Banks never said that So he just thought up a lazy insult, slapped Azealia’s name on it and then posed next to the woman his insult was aimed at?
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@oilyoils
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2 months
@enzovisser I logged on and locked in
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@oilyoils
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10 years
when your egg friends don't believe you have social anxiety http://t.co/cWWzMfxw3r
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2 months
@MariamazingArt they’re just hyperlinked png assets I coded to disappear on hover to reveal black version of text underneath, but I had to do a lot of trial and error to make sure they didn’t conflict when you hovered over them because they’re densely packed square boxes on the face
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@oilyoils
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9 years
kanye west 2 hours ago when his speech started: I aint no politician! 2 hours later: In 2020 i am running for president
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@oilyoils
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8 years
roses are red love is benign
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@oilyoils
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10 years
when you ask a straight boy if he thinks another guy is attractive http://t.co/58B64reOnc
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@oilyoils
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5 months
Anyway
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@oilyoils
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8 months
Kind of loser behaviour to me. Not only falsely framing a woman for an insult she would find trite, but having the confidence to stand next to the other woman you’re insulting
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@oilyoils
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2 months
@thatbitchd0m LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭
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@oilyoils
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8 months
@notgayneverwas I called him a loser and he said I wrote a think piece 😭
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@oilyoils
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9 years
this is what a REAL meninist looks like http://t.co/W3XOLdeHKa
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@oilyoils
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If you were cracking jokes and saw the light in your date’s eyes fade I think you should come to a more pessimistic conclusion no shade
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one of my favorite things about first dates is watching the light in his eyes fade when he realizes i’m funnier than he’ll ever be.
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@oilyoils
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8 years
me: so,,, i've been texting my ex again and- my friends:
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@oilyoils
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2 months
@asteroIogy When I’m back home with my laptop I can send you the code so you can see the method and adjust it with you own png assets
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@oilyoils
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8 months
@dayglowj0e Never said it! It’s edited over her ‘are you ready to die’ format I believe
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8 years
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@oilyoils
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9 years
i wonder what this boy is doing Right Now http://t.co/KE7qWIAoqU
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10 years
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@oilyoils
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10 years
when everyone in your squad is a 10 and you're a 2 http://t.co/zmKjvWxo5K
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@oilyoils
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10 years
putting on my white tennis skirt wen daddy came ovr nd grabbed me by my choker nd i almost fell over in my jelly shoes onto my plants
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9 years
attractive person: [exists] me: rude
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10 years
im in me mums car broom broom http://t.co/dI8PSzdgWn
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10 years
some self portraits I shot today for my final major project http://t.co/V9QJx5M82e
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2 months
@kilgrav @asteroIogy I think people will be disappointed by how rudimentary the code is and I’m not precious over it so if people can make good use of it I’m happy to share. I’m not using it anymore anyway
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8 years
who made this
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@oilyoils
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9 years
i said "can we party later on?" he said http://t.co/btZqWaP430
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9 years
"OMG YOURE GAY!! IVE ALWAYS WANTED A GAY BEST FRIEND!!!!" #GrowingUpGay
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9 years
shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE T
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@oilyoils
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2 months
“He owns the means of production” ???????????
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@BigTucsonDad
Big Tucson Dad
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But he owns the means of production here. He procured the product, and is selling it himself. Capitalism would be if he sat at home while other people sold his drinks for him for $10 each, and then he paid each of them $1 for doing it
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@oilyoils
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10 years
I swear to God you're dead to me if you don't retweet this http://t.co/Z4ZkSFjRRJ
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8 years
why has this become my humour how did this happen
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@oilyoils
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10 years
" @okaymoe : Your sexuality is wrong if you cant conceive a child together, simple as that, but that's just my opinion" http://t.co/eegPQyvvO6
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@oilyoils
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10 years
Its a love story baby just say yes http://t.co/pmpkSADwzW
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@oilyoils
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9 years
when u walk in to rob the place and she finds out u havent eaten
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@oilyoils
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1 year
You. Come. Now.
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1 year
an outfit all men look hot in
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8 years
@oilyoils the amount of straight men i have in my mentions reaching for excuses as to why this isnt their fault
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8 years
when he hittin it right and suddenly pulls out
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@oilyoils
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8 years
now you know how it feels when you pop up on our feeds
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@oilyoils
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9 years
tell me I'm your national anthem (how now brown cow- take your body downtown)
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@oilyoils
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10 years
the fuk is "coming out as a feminist" mum..., dad..,,,, i... I believe women should be able to live equally to men PHEW glad i got that out
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@oilyoils
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10 years
adulthood is realising john lennon was actually a piece of shit
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9 years
i dont know who chlamydia is but this seems likes unnecessary bullying to me.
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Hey
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@oilyoils
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10 years
go ahead, break me. just like all your other eggs . http://t.co/WmFOWcOrRi
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10 years
damn.... she thikkk 🍑 http://t.co/WihSlUKjqQ
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@oilyoils
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2 years
This is an example of why apathy as dogma is the neoliberal despotism and a gateway to a pseudo-fascist dichotomy, and you guessed it! It’s CIA funded. A thread 🧵
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Does there have to be discourse on everything like I do not care
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@oilyoils
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10 years
my favourite part of taylor caniff's homophobic video was when he said 'i can understand girl on girl but-'
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over exposed lighting im all about it http://t.co/BdCbPs2m9t
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10 years
i want this on my gravestone http://t.co/LJPlmjjzUE
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9 years
a few of my favourite translations http://t.co/6MkCdhfTwE
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1 year
Beyond the fact that people will die if this is enacted, it would set a precedent that access to care can be dictated by arbitrary definitions of good/bad behaviour, which is a very stupid idea
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"People need to take more responsibility for their actions" Should drunk A&E patients be fined?
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8 years
guna use these hashtags to promote my 4 gayest outfits of the past year #GaysBreakTheInternet #WeDeserveToFeelSafe
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babysitting
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when people unfollow you for tweeting pictures of acacia brinley crying http://t.co/33h69QPjSa
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@Cavalorn
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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10 years
"Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream 1/2 Price !" http://t.co/BM68qIri8N
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9 years
hf twitter bitch about kendall jenner having no expression in her modelling but idolise magdalena,, look
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"dad have you seen my-" http://t.co/9k3nPq9bCv
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8 years
now THIS was an era
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10 years
when u hear ur mum talking abt u on the phone to a relative http://t.co/o87i1rgHhw
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"prostitutes are dirty and poor" http://t.co/fYJswW9Bw2
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"where do you see yourself in 20 years?"
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it's almost as if... high fashion designers sell their clothing to more than one person
now... i know candle did not-
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melissa just told me this was normani from fifth harmony and i believed her http://t.co/SoQSkjxX9H
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me: this is a really bad idea my brain:
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9 years
when he comes out the bathroom and his phone locked from 28 failed passcode attempts
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10 years
how do you delete someone elses twitter
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9 years
Versace // AW15 Couture http://t.co/eQCPlrdkwE
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7 years
im available for human trials
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Should a self-driving car ever run people over on purpose?
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someone apprehend this boy
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7 years
i live for dolce and gabbana consistently being a mess after their internalised-homophobia PR disaster
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7 years
Nash Grier walks for Dolce & Gabbana SS18 show. #DGMillennials #DGKOH #DGSS18 #mfw | Photo by @gersonlirio @fashiontomax
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9 years
I'm your national anthem god you're so handsome take me to the Hampton's spaghetti later on
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9 years
why she look like som1 farted butt naked on her pillow n gave her a eye infection .
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