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Here mostly for sports and science. Will anger people at both political extremes, which I take as a compliment. But...I'm definitely far left on most things.

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@StephenKing How did Henry Winkler manage to get cooler as he got older despite being cool literally the 1 thing he was known for as a young guy?
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@StephenKing It was a dumb crack. But still funny. And at the same time my first thought was no reputable restaurant would hire her lol
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@RexChapman Still takes way less time than the average @MLB batter.
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@jk_rowling From near Ottawa, happy completely arbitrary flipping of the calendar day!
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@ashAbeez @billmaher I did a 4 year university degree in Health Sciences. There are exceptions to everything, by in 99.9% of cases it's extremely simple. Calories consumed vs expended. I had been 230 for a decade. Then tracked calories eaten and limited to 1500 a day. Lost 55 pounds in a year.
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@RexChapman NC is an open carry state. They could walk around with an Ar15, but a small ceremonial knife is no bueno? Wow @unccharlotte
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@RexChapman Super exciting if true. But Hugh has been doing 8 shows a week on Broadway for over a year. Unless it's done and he's filming this winter, idk when Hugh has time. PS his Broadway show with Sutton Foster is FANTASTIC.
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@BruceVConway @MikePMoffatt Using the protester math, that has to be 3 or 4 million people counterprotesting.
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@jkenney You mean in 2.5 years you’ve driven over triple what the average person does, in a gas guzzling truck you don’t need, and STILL would have gotten over half of your tax back from @JustinTrudeau ‘s @liberal_party carbon tax. #DriveLess #BuyACar #PollutersPay #ClimateChangeIsReal
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@RexChapman I'm not a pot person, but it's objectively true pot is way safer than alcohol. Mmmm, scotch.
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@JustRob17 I get what you’re going for. And yes you’re going to get attacked for your question here, but assuming you are genuinely curious...you can be healthy or unhealthy at nearly any weight. But you have to be very large before a big issue is likely. Especially if don’t exercise...
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@jazzie91391472 @Snowden Ya, but twitter doesn't pretend to be secure encrypted app.
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@ShShena0047 @edubrigham @AuxGod_ Remind me how many rats live in the new York sewers again? Has just as much relevance to my point.
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@Goodable @kathleenmadigan I don't like country music at all (Front Porch Looking In by @lonestarband and a few funny songs might be the only 1s I genuinely like). But Dolly needs to win a @NobelPeaceOslo Prize. She is amazing.
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@TheDailyShow If he's still president, that means he can't run for a 3rd term right?
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@JeffEisenband Show me a person is going to be a success in life without saying they are going to be a success.
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@MccaslinAndy @RexChapman So tobacco companies aren't guilty despite them knowing it caused cancer? Oil companies aren't guilty despite knowing they were causing climate change? More than 1 thing can be true at a time.
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@RexChapman I had a T teen tell me I was the first adult he told. That felt pretty cool. Especially as a supply teacher they didn't see me every day.
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@CocoaCutest @BBCWorld Or ban religious laws altogether.
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@7NewsPerth @geofparry7 He fully deserves it then. Not a shark attack. A human attack where the shark defended itself. Hope the shark got a good meal.
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@BBCWorld Religion is evil.
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@luismen1991 @neiltyson When 5/6 are what you think is left leaning and all get enough ratings to survive, maybe that means the middle isn't where you think it is. 1/6 is the outlier.
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@Mathewcclark @CJ_Toronto What government spending will he cut? What cancel culture policy? What gov intervention? What criminal code is he proposing to change?
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@edubrigham @ShShena0047 @AuxGod_ Everybody does it. It's the key to 100% green energy. Perfectly safe. Worst case of a power outage, magnets turn off and energy damages the reactor a bit. (this is a rocket launch btw, no artificial sun gets released)
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@JohnXuandou @MikePMoffatt The new generation is missing out with the death of rock music. Nothing better than a rock concert and good rock music.
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@CBCAlerts Religion is pro hate and anti inclusiveness. It is evil.
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@enough_rahm It really isn't complex. Eat less, lose weight. It's that simple. The behavioural stuff is harder. But the cause of obesity is eating too much. Your PC media is doing you wrong.
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@hiitaylorblake I played it and my wife got angry at me from the kitchen asking why I was watching Hocus Pocus without her. Like, within 5 seconds.
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@elonmusk I support you buying it. But I hope you clean it up so that hate speech isn't allowed. Ban those who promulgate it.
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@ktrcommercial @CBCAlerts Considering she was on the short list last time, I doubt it was made just for that reason.
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@iamSas Awesome. Wanna bet we don't hear whining about immigrants this time? I bet we don't hear more than a peep from @CPC_HQ @jkenney @fordnation et al. Why? Hmmm. That's a thinker.
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@AlongsideWild pretty Garter Snake here in Ottawa Valley. Never seen one so orange. Picture doesn't even do it justice. Was bright orange on the bottom. My 2½ year old was super interested.
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@scottcwheeler Embarrassing @PR_NHL ... Tampa the 2nd most penalized team in the regular season. Toronto 200 fewer penalty minutes. Yet Tampa has 25 fewer penalty minutes than Toronto this series. Brutal.
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@A_sylvester20 Happy for you that you got through those issues and are doing better! Also happy for this person that they have the choice available to them to do what they want in a dignified way.
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@SamsungMobile Bring back the SD slot on the S22. I'm due for a new phone as my S9 could use an upgrade. But I'm going to look elsewhere the moment I hear no SD on S22.
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@Snowden If people were scientifically literate I wouldn't be an issue. This study absolutely does not say there's a link. It's a single study that finds a slight correlation and notes how other similar studies found no link. And yet again, the odds of all complications go way up unvaxxed
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@CathyACleary They don't actually care about the parking lot. They just don't want poor people moving in and affecting their property values.
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@sebroche @RexChapman Wouldn't want to do something that could save the entire human race? This cost the same as 3 useless f35 planes to roll off the assembly line never to be used in action.
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@BBCWorld Should be 40 billion against every gun company, every school board, every politician whi has voted against gun restrictions.
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@LauraJedeed Sorry for your experience, but thanks for sharing. I live in a military town where a ton of people have terrible effects from their time in Afghanistan. I worry they're in a bad state this week bc all pointless. Now I hope many like you relieved it's over.
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@fordnation Our board says there is 0 chance either type of mask will be in schools at any point in the next 2 weeks.
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@fordnation @JillDunlop1 @celliottability @SkellyHamilton @McMasterU If your priority was actually protecting peoples' health you'd mandate vaccines for provincial workers, and bring in a vaccine passport. Instead of just doing whatever your anti-vax daughter says is a "good compromise".
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Hey @RichardDawkins could you tweet out for your Canadian followers to go vote today? We have a conservative PM who needs to go! #elxn42
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@AP Shouldn't the AP know that this isn't an archaeological dig?
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@TicTacTOmar Liljegren just out for the year at this point right? Holl could be -80 in 5 games and still won't come out.
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@fordnation Have you told @OttawaPolice their job is to actually arrest criminals?
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@fordnation Yet you break the constitution to limit their wages, and do everything you can to privatize the system.
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@Snowden That's the problem. People DO think he's a valid source. He's very charismatic. Where has that been an issue before?
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@RexChapman Ummm. Was terrible. She did no singing and virtually no dancing. Have to be a huge fan to have enjoyed that. The Shakira #HalftimeShow was orders of magnitude better.
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@pattonoswalt Did I do it right?
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I don't ever click on ad links on FB but if I ever see this in a reputable spot, I'm buying these for sure! @WhySharksMatter
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@BBCWorld Gundamn well wasn't secured if a disabled 6 year old could get it.
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@RexChapman Nothing is cuter than a kid with a British accent.
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@BallySports @RapSheet @MikeSilver I read the article. Expected a slur. All you said is that he called it the "china virus." That's not a slur. Up until incredibly recently we would all 100% be calling it the China Corona.
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@JoHedwig @barabooSD They knew. Didn’t care until it went viral.
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@BBCWorld Americans would rather 100 kids a day died from shootings than to ban military style weapons.
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@mirtle I noticed that. If only @MapleLeafs had the money to invest in good ice.
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@ground_loop He was never pro hate or a white supremacist. And now that is what twitter is. Besides a place that is mostly porn and crypto bots. Yes, I'll deadname twitter until I leave (when sports reporters leave).
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@fordnation @C_Mulroney @PBethlenfalvy The only people who want this highway are your rich developer donors. Every study ever done says more highways lead to more traffic not less.
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@StewPurvis @EDanielGreen @CBCAlerts Where the vast majority of people are smart and wearing masks outdoors where very little communicability?
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@mtgreenee Patriots DO support/defend their country. They don't incite and aid insurrection against the elected government. And the constitution is clear no state religion. OH, and you don't believe all are equal. You don't support women equality, religious equality, or racial equality.
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@fordnation The real answer is that your rich developer donor buddies wanted it to save them money. House prices are the much bigger issue, but you won't do anything to help that.
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@n8Burgi @TristanSnell They're not pro life. They're anti woman.
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@RexChapman I'm on twitter to read people I find interesting. Particularly for sports and scientists. If they move, I move. @elonmusk and his 44 billion seems at serious risk. Right wing bigoted social media platforms are proven to not succeed.
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@Evelynne24 @JustinTrudeau Serious question: who in any sort of power has ever said FGM is okay? Pretty sure even bringing a girl out of the country to do where it is legal is considered a felony.
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@fordnation You need to mandate vaccines in all public sectors, plus institute a vaccine passport. And you need to do it now. Not once the 4th wave is as bad as the 3rd wave or worse.
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@Steverukavina Price and @CanadiensMTL are absolutely lying. Wanna bet the team itself has done on ice rememberances while Price was playing?
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@michaelshermer @Twitter @elonmusk He only wants free speech for the alt right. That's always what conservatives want.
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@cnnbrk Day after this story. Of course 1st world countries won't care. Qatar has money and oil so they're untouchable.
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NEW: World Cup Daily, Day 25. They just don't care. Qatari World Cup organizers don't even hide their apathy over migrant worker deaths, including the most recent one.
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@osteoconnor All places have vulnerable or predatory or disease carrying wildlife. If you can't keep your cat safe inside you shouldn't own one.
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@Stephen_Buch @fordnation If won't get a vaccine by choice, shouldn't be there.
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@JasonReinfried @jacktodd46 Canes wanted him, tried and failed so tried again. Perfectly legitimate move. Can turn out incredibly well for them if he's as good as habs fans thought he was until about 24 hours ago. But...also structured in a way that it's also a 🍆 move. Hilariously done. Love it.
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@SteelShodLever @Cmdr_Hadfield @AstroHardin @EU_Commission Unless staying 100% isolated or a legitimate medical reason (extremely rare), then yes. Yes they are.
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@jamstep22 @neonsquirrel86 @AuxGod_ There is no weapon to be developed. Already have that. The H bomb. This is a controlled H bomb reaction in a machine. That cannot meltdown.
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@MisterJROCKA @AuxGod_ There is zero chance it cost a trillion dollars though. A trillion yuan maybe.
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@TigerWoods @PhilMickelson You can't let that record stand Tiger! Phil is amazing, and this his most impressive win ever. But you can't let him keep this record too long :)
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@wereoffended @JustinTrudeau All holidays are. At least this one is overtly positive.
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@BBCWorld Good riddance.
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@gov_kinda_sus @BBCWorld Jesus would 100% be a democrat. They help the poor. Help women. Help those discriminated against. He would be 100% against guns and the death penalty. Just Matthew 19:21-24 makes Republicans antichrists.
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@Bret_Sears @CBCAlerts You that ignorant of science and math? The models were wrong BECAUSE we did the shutdown. And if we open back up before few enough cases to quarantine everybody, it will become relevant again in just a few weeks.
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@LynnRahn1 @CBCAlerts Not a rally dumbass.
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@jcallahanbryant @marc0v0 @amazingmap Theres a reason society and human rights didnt start to improve until we moved away from pastoral society.
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@fordnation How about actually do what else we know will work? Vaccine passports and mandatory vaccines for public sectors. No exceptions.
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@PhilMickelson Hey, my wife is due a month today and we've decided on a massive gender reveal. A group text shortly after the birth when we find out lol.
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@realhippieshit @VICENews @VICE All right. Off you go. Not just crazy, you're batshit nuts. I hope you get help.
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@DownGoesBrown Look forward to the read. But boy a lot of people neat to learn the difference between absolute and relative value.
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@TheTorontoZoo hottest day of summer we were there. On way down, sleeping, way back up? #cute
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@BaytAlFann I'm an atheist so in general have no use for religion. But wow Mosques have to have some of the greatest architectural art in history. Just spectacular. #RamadanKareem
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@adamkaroly Not a Jays advantage. Its the redsox and others' fault for signing stupid cowardly players. If every other team decided to use no gloves, would that be Jays' fault or those teams?
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@ETFOeducators @L_Mastrobuono Let us vote online then.
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@BigBoyVol @vtoddw Or an alternative: listen to the snake scientist who quote tweeted this in reply, apply vegetable oil to let the little rat snake go, and let it live its harmless (except to rodents and frogs) life in the wild.
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@DownGoesBrown I like getting mad. Cross check to the head should be a full season suspension and I don't care that its the best defenceman on my favourite team.
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@rocketgobrrrrr Blue checkmark, so probably a whole lot.
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@walsha Why should players get a share? I don't get a share of my employers profits. Very few people do.
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@ValaAfshar If a true act of kindness, its great. But? Recording it is rather poverty porn-ish no?
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@Sarvy80321399 @SamsungMobile Yes, absolutely need an SD card. Especially since these companies are too greedy to put an extra 5$ memory upgrade in themselves.
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@tsnjamesduthie You naked besides socks?
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@BrooklynNets @KyrieIrving @ADL There is zero chance Kyrie doesn't support everything in that movie. He was fully supporting it as late as this morning. His agent has just convinced him to release a nonsense statement and give away pocket change for PR reasons.
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