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yellow banana chips simp | nerd | shitposting | dad jokes | CA | 13/24/82 yrs old idk
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i sometimes j comment on random posts appearing on my tl. if you're here coz I replied to your post, dw say hi, i won't bite :)
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after vacationing for 10 days, I need to get back to work tomorrow
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when my mama passed away, we all asked nana nani to come and stay with us. Initially they were reluctant but eventually with time, they did move in with us. It should be a joint responsibility of couple to take care of each others parents, irrespective you stay with them or not.
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#CharteredAccountant
this course teaches you much more than academics. a guy getting 90% all his life failed for the first time academically. truly a shock for my family more than myself. a guy who used to sleep by 10, was working and filing returns until 12-1 am in office. (1/n)
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witnessed this beautiful sight right from my balcony in ghatkopar omg I can't believe
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I literally have no place left to invest my money,
I've stocks, I've gold, I've mutual funds, I already have enough property, I don't want to travel anymore, just donated for Janmashtami, and I still have surplus money left in my bank account.
I'm getting anxious about this.
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i don't understand why people are so obsessed over CA degree. i get it u r a CA but that's not your life just a part of your life. what matters is what kind of person you are, what skills you possess, your manners.
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i don't get the point why people do CA plus CS plus CMA like they're completely diff from practical pov. If you're doing CA what value add is CS or CMA gonna give you ? vice versa. You just wasting your resources and energy. People should be more goal oriented and focused.
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took all my books and went upstairs so I can pursue higher studies
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this
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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to all my twitter homies in case you didn't get one (even if you did who cares, take this 😤)
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if Splitsvilla was shot in kanpur it would be called Spitsvilla
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having twitter people on whatsapp is so crazy cause tum aur tumhare chats kabhi bhi content bann sakte hai
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@thepurpledoe
saari duniya se Jeet ke mai aaya hu idhar, tere aage hi mai haara kiya tune kya asar 😮💨🙇
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hellos 🧸
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To those 2-3 followers who like all of my tweets, i hope you get everything you want in life. You guys are the best.🫶🏻
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Thank you Ishan. i wouldn't have had my first job had it not been YOUR videos. your videos helped me not to open YouTube again and rather focus on my career. Keep uploading ✨🫶
I’m 22.
Steve Jobs started Apple at 21.
Pascal invented calculator at 19.
Mr. Beast Hit 100M subscribers at 24.
Kylie Jenner made a billion dollars at 21.
Mark Zuckerberg was a billionaire at 23.
And then there’s me.
I’ve lived on earth for 8095 days.
1345 of which I’ve spent
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to only make things uglier. the thoughts of what if you fail, AGAIN? the scary thoughts of visiting family events during result days. seeing your friends start making money and you still spending loads on books and libraries.
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Instead of getting offended by 'all men' let's focus on real issues and ensure that not even one man among us dares to commit such heinous acts. It's our duty to make sure no woman ever feels unsafe in her own country. let's focus on real issues and not literal terms. Please 🙏
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twitter hiding the likes section won't stop me from liking you
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blue enough
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someone who's shy enough to even talk to the known ones was leading meetings with senior management and partners. Can never forget those late night study days rather months, those huge modules plus PM plus RTPs plus MTPs plus faculty notes plus self made notes and yes amendments
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amidst all these praises for boomrah, my man hardik deserves some appreciation too. Mf always performs when India needs him. Thank you hardik
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so many ppl from CA frat. might have followed me thinking I’ll tweet something useful that adds value to their lives or help them in their studies. But all I do is rant, shit post cringe ass lame tweets that doesn't even make sense 😔 sorry for disappointing y'all. I'm a mess😔
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another day of waking up without a "good morning janeman" text
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asking a student how was the paper after exams should be a criminal offence
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i sometimes feel jealous of unemployed people. like you can just hang around at home, parks, cafes do whatever fuck you like at any time of the day and here I am answering dumb queries of this partner at 8 PM ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.
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the baby has arrived 🥹
should I just buy samsung buds 2 pro ?? I love that purple colour so much bhai 🫠 please suggest
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never understood the concept of meeting people with the intention of wanting a relationship. like it's not something you can think of at the first day right? it just happens with time and one day on a random evening you start missing them that's when you realise they're the one.
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took a training with an audience of over 100 people, was hell scared in morning, stammered thoda sa but it was good overall. w day, proud of myself 🧿💪
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I almost unfollowed 100 girls. Most of them were sending inappropriate dms. I appreciate y'all being my fangirls but there should be a limit as I am married to dua lipa ji and have responsibilities. Thank you for your cooperation from now on.
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never been blocked by anyone, never been in an e-lafda, never been in a gc, never talked to anyone in dms, never met anyone irl from twt, zero viral tweets, no friends on twt. yes we exist (i don't know why we exist but we still do)
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If you didn't visit Suraj water park and Parle-G biscuit factory in school picnic, are you even a mumbaikar ?
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she ranted for 1 straight hour about her work and life and i patiently listened to everything she said leaving my work aside. how tf she still doesn't know that I like her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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bhulega dil, jis din tumhe, woh din zindagi ka aakhri din hoga
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My twt account is so important cuz it’s such a hidden facet of my who I am as a person, my dank sense of humor and sensitivities. I’m free and cringe and happy in this little corner of internet where I can be myself fearlessly and unapologetically even when whining complaining
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we would make great deliverables on this bed
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bhai jigra teaser looks so dope, gonna be an interesting watch
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suprabhat, kyu bhai Prabhat ne koi illegal kaam kiya hai kya?
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i believe the purpose of our lives is to heal each other's heart by any possible means
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yo CAs in corporate, how are y'all completing your CPE hours? And is there any penalty? I didn't do shit compliance this year 😭
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kitne baje 😭😭😭
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Nobody will remember:
1. Your salary
2. How busy you were
3. How many hours you worked
People will remember:
jhoothi khai thi kasam jo nibhayi nahi
kaati raat maine kheton mein tu aayi nahi
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You know it's a But you got no freinds
long weekend 😀 to hangout with 😭
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radhika merchant ate whatever in breakfast but let me tell yall, all my girl friends aren't any less beautiful than her
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came home at 2 (fully sober this time), woke up at 7 (as i didn't want my mom to yell at me atleast today), took early morning bath (not recommended), went to mandir with parents and had jalebi fafda for breakfast. you gonna see a lot more positive and better darshil in 2024.
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being a loner account with no friend group on twitter is hard. it sucks to see everybody interacting with their friends/groups on timeline & replying with inside jokes. people who have no friend group are just rt machines for others. even if I disappear, no one will miss me fs!!
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agar aaj kisine ne Kohli ki innings ko slow bolke troll kiya toh ghar pe aake tappad marunga bc, we need a partnership here.
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Don't get me wrong but corporate won't give 2 fks once you are into the system. All that'll matter is how good you are at solving client problems, delivering quality output and growing personally and together as org.
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this uncle was continuously staring at me so i winked at him and now he is scared af 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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turning 25 next month and damn everyday feels so overwhelming. although my family never tells me but I feel that implied sense of expectations and responsibilities. each passing day feels so heavy now, god please be kind 😮💨
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I just need someone who can be what genelia is to ritesh.
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this event of attempting to shoot Donald Trump reminds me how I missed my shot with you
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23 is like the perfect age to be in. not too old to take all responsibilities not too young to not care about anything
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please forgive me if I have ever caused you any harm or hurt you in any way. michhami dukkadam 🙏
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it's over guys
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hi sharks, my ask is 100 crore rupees mauj masti karne ke liye
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this lady has added "CFA level 2 candidate" in her office email signature 😭😭😭. aise kon likhta hai bhai ?
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this is so heartbreaking, please take care of yourself and your family. no work is more important than your health and well being.
Heartbreaking news from EY Pune - a young CA succumbed to the work pressure and nobody from EY even attended her funeral - this is so appalling and nasty!!!
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