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My bf said “I’d bottom but idk if the pain is worth it” and I deadass was like “what pain?” 💀
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seeing people hate on this gave me whiplash because I am literally the opposite, I worship chests like this
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have you considered this?
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Right after a boy told me for the first time ever I was hot
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Bf keeps saying I’d look hot in a speedo every 5 mins ever since he found out I’ve never worn one
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@jonathanarn_
English language is constantly evolving and currently it’s getting yassified
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this is the skin of a killer bella
🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️
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Getting my ass ate on a consistent basis has made me inconsolably jolly
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I wish, but god made me a hungry little bottom and that’s my cross to bear 😔💔
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oh yeah came out to my mother finally at the ripe old age of 25 🙃
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March 2020 vs March 2023
Same mirror, different twink
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hair decided to switch it up on its own this morning
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The comment William made is based around a stereotype that black women provoke some sort of sexual deviance from white men. The stereotype comes from the time mixed race relationships were shunned.
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@urpalbeth
Holy shit so many men literally don’t understand what astrology is and how it works but decide to completely shit on it lmao
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There’s a line between poking fun at white gays for their privilege and being a nasty homophobe. And it seems that to too many of y’all that line is blurred
i'm gonna say it... and some of y'all might get mad at me... but r tweets like these kinda not JUST homophobia
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The only piece of unconditional love I’ve felt recently
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Wind is pissing off my hair so it’s officially time for a trim
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Quote with a photo of you someone else has taken. Selfies are not allowed
Quote with a photo of you someone else has taken. Selfies are not allowed 🚫
Believe it or not I’m 5’10”
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btw my man is similarly hairy and falling asleep on his chest felt like heaven ☺️
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Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’9
Zodiac: Capricorn
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: 1 :(
Piercings: just the ears so technically 2
Favourite colour: magenta/fuchsia pink
Favourite drink: ice tea
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I am a people pleaser because of my empathy and there’s not much I can do to stop that
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these ate I’m sorry
EVERYONE INCLUDED ::: What is YOUR fav image of YOU from 2023 so far???
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for the first time in my life I think I’m into someone who’s equally into me and I don’t want it to end
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stopped shaving and got a bit deranged but that’s pretty much it
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I’m not kidding this is the only record of me that year that I could find
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This is anti beefy men propaganda and I do not stand for this
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@urpalbeth
To folks still not getting it, astrology isn’t about the planets, it’s about social and psychological patterns that are cyclical, the planets and stars are just a way to measure them
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Me being a whore
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Me vs the Pokémon I think I am
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Seeing people deliberately inflicting pain on children (even if done relatively harmlessly) awakens a primal kind of anger in me for some reason
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it’s thunder outside, I’m sat in my undies in the living room while my bf is cooking us dinner 🥹🥹 ❤️
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The mirror stain is some grease stain from our moving in day. I’m too mindful of my space to be busting all over mirrors.
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it went well, she’s the only member of the family I want to know about it and she said the typical stuff about loving me regardless of anything 😌
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Being in a relationship really opened my eyes to how attraction works because I still go awooga at a hot guy but if I see my man shirtless it’s like seeing a god
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@witti_indi
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ngl, following hot boys and them quickly following back is such an ego boost
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BF got a PT from insta and he paid an extortionate amount of money and the PT took like 3 weeks to give him macros and doesn’t even bother doing checkins anymore, my baby just got scammed 😭😭😭
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Alicia Keys files trademark to launch a line of private orthopaedic clinics called “Alicia Knees”
Alicia Keys files trademark to launch a line of teas called ‘Alicia Teas.’
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like I have nothing against people taking steroids but please just be honest about it so you don’t look like a fool
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