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@SomaticCucumber
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6 months
Grindr wing of Hamas 🫡
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german university websites and web tools for students are among the worst looking, most unintuitive and just plain bad bits of software I’ve ever seen. It’s like the early 2000s never ended…
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@SomaticCucumber
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2 years
checks out. policethem.
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@SomaticCucumber
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4 months
love this powerful photo by the amazing Hanif Shoaei from yesterday’s protest in Berlin.
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@SomaticCucumber
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germany is actually soooooo fucked, it’s insane
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@SomaticCucumber
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11 months
I’ve felt different degrees of alienation since living in Germany. But never felt it to such an extreme degree as now. I’m sensing a total commitment to murderous racism throughout all facets of my life, from people across the entire political spectrum. It’s overwhelming.
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@SomaticCucumber
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11 months
germany is so small intellectually, it’s astounding
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@SomaticCucumber
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2 years
getting my gay sex related anal cyst drained at the hildegard von bingen ward in the catholic hospital
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@SomaticCucumber
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9 months
German delusion is unparalleled. I can not dissuade people hard enough from coming here to study…
@schumacherbj
Björn Schumacher
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Dear international students and talents from around the world, note that German universities welcome foreign students, are tuition free and many subjects are taught in English. Germany has become an open and liberal society in contrast to what the UK government is implementing.
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@SomaticCucumber
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3 years
A mural in Poznań Poland. My soul is literally leaving my body as I type this.
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@SomaticCucumber
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4 years
Theory: you don’t get Michelangelo’s Pietà until you have a child, and then you can’t bear to look at it.
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2 years
German media celebrating a German film getting Oscars like 🇩🇪🇩🇪 𝔈𝔦𝔫 𝔇𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔉𝔦𝔩𝔪 𝔰𝔦𝔢𝔤𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔦 𝔡𝔢𝔫 𝔒𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔰!! 🇩🇪🇩🇪
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@SomaticCucumber
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German “leftists” calling me an SS-race scientist because I’m asking why a German Christian woman is the director of a Jewish museum 😭
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@SomaticCucumber
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11 months
via a friend from yesterday’s demo in berlin
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@SomaticCucumber
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3 years
i feel like this single random berlin pret at the main station should legally be treated similarly to an embassy in terms of extraterritoriality
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@SomaticCucumber
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@umawrnkl seeing this video made me instantly age 5 years
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8 months
Germany is a place where the director of the Jewish Museum Frankfurt, Mirjam Wenzel @MirjamWenzel , is a German Christian Woman who time and time again fails to correct media when they falsely claim she’s Jewish.
@Deborah_Feldman
DeborahFeldman
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Hi @MirjamWenzel any chance you would like to issue a correction for the sake of transparency?
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@SomaticCucumber
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6 months
Help?!?!??!? 😭😭😭
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@SomaticCucumber
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5 years
I think about the baroque contrabassoon a lot
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4 years
Other countries would wish to have leaders so dedicated to contemporary music! I can not but stan 😍
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2 months
From yesterday’s internationalist queer pride in Berlin. The cops helplessly brutalise, the German media desperately lies, but the people’s solidarity is so much stronger.
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@SomaticCucumber
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6 years
Grindr but for people who want to meet at each other’s flats to sing motets together
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11 months
you can clearly trace the current national chauvinism to an overidentification with germany‘s self image as the nation of poets and philosophers from times long past. Every stronghold of the imperial core has developed a meaningful intellectual counterweight to its own perils…
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@SomaticCucumber
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6 years
Luciano Berio - Sequenza III
@SusanBoyle
Susan Boyle
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If you could choose a song for Susan to cover, what would it be? Comment below!
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the haunted porcelain dog lamp from the 1950s I purchased from a gay Serbian grandpa stays ON during sex
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3 years
based to the very core
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…meanwhile in germany the last remnants of cultural substance fell with the DDR. Now, Germans produce German thought for Germans only.
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Palestinians will have their land back but on top of that they should also get all of Germany ♥️
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5 years
Ah yes, the 3 genders: Male composer, female composer and Beethoven
@WomensPhil
Women's Philharmonic Advocacy
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Our 2019-2020 Repertoire Report is in! Find out what major orchestras are playing #womencomposers in the coming season! #womeninmusic
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9 months
seeing german families laughing on the train… what are you laughing about you little freaks
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@SomaticCucumber
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4 years
Perhaps a result of finally having had the time to reflect on oneself and the world for a prolonged period of time, but I came out as non-binary today to a couple people and I guess I’m doing it on here too which feels nice. They/them pronouns pls. Hugz ❤️
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@SomaticCucumber
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2 years
if u wanna cancel a bitch, here’s ur reason
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10 months
A dear friend who’s a queer Palestinian refugee in Germany has been hit with a series of extremely tough hardships in the recent weeks, on top of the rapidly deteriorating climate in Germany. He’s in dire need of support. Pls donate if you can & SHARE ❤️‍🩹
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10 months
Schmunzel-Photoshoot mit einem der größten anti-palästinensischen Rassisten in der Linken während über 20.000 Palästinenser*innen massakriert wurden und Abertausende ohne Obdach, Essen oder Wasser sind.
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a palestinian friend who’s unfortunately stuck living in the 48 territories atm just shared a newly released song by two very popular israeli “hip-hop” artists and a translation of the lyrics from hebrew. they are especially popular with teens and young adults. look at the lyrics
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@SomaticCucumber
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4 years
Even now, almost 4 years later, I sometimes step outside and am overcome by such an immense feeling of gratitude to be living in such a breathtakingly stunning city. Beautiful Berlin!!!
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@SomaticCucumber
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6 months
Homo Hamas will eat you alive
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there’s not a single word of substance that has been written about the current situation by the german anti-racist migrant bubble industrial complex as they lose themselves in both-sideisms and naive generalisations, hoping they might eventually get a book contract after all
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Uniqlo is using a string quartet in its advertising and I’m absolutely here for the normalisation of classical music. 👏
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3 years
who is he
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Opera houses really out there sharing photos from their Carmen and Traviata productions being like “happy international wiminz day, we love ‘em STRONG 💪🥴” dignity is scarce in opera land, but please sit this one out
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warum leben in linken hausprojekten eig nie schöne menschen
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9 years
There's only one right choice: Biscuit for justice! #doggarland
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3 years
merkel is sooo non-binary vibes
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6 years
Is it ok to take a guy to a performance of Pierrot Lunaire on the 5th date?
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Historic statement. All power to the people of Namibia. Germany needs to be utterly humiliated!
@NamPresidency
Namibian Presidency
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Namibia rejects Germany’s Support of the Genocidal Intent of the Racist Israeli State against Innocent Civilians in Gaza On Namibian soil, #Germany committed the first genocide of the 20th century in 1904-1908, in which tens of thousands of innocent Namibians died in the most
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I don’t know when was the moment when people on here decided that ableism was cool again. I see shit like this every day, have seen people repost “joke” content with the r-word so much lately. And it’s not even anti-woke accounts doing it, but supposed leftists
@inlucidreams
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this pic is fire i wish she wasnt mentally challenged
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4 years
I wish for musicologist to finally do something useful and tell me how many dicks Chopin sucked in public toilets
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2 years
yet another anne imhof-ish queer rave aesthetics berlin art event that draws it’s capital from selling proximity to “coolness” while the audiences just stand there with their phones in hand ogling at hot slim people in stylish clothes pretending to do something meaningful 🤙
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11 months
literally me lol
@bobuqsayed
bobuq بابک 🇵🇸
11 months
at the Palestinian demonstration in Berlin, our friend is currently detained by police for a sign that reads “From the --, to the —“ with the nouns blanked out, just unimaginable police repression every day here from a country that blocked the EU resolution calling for ceasefire
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4 years
Intensely hideous
@IP_mag
International Piano
4 years
Steinway & Sons has unveiled a limited edition instrument to mark Beethoven’s 250th birthday year. Dubbed 'APPASSIONATA', the piano carries excerpts of Beethoven's Op 57 sonata across its case and lid. Ten of the handmade B-211 models are available worldwide @SteinwayAndSons
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10 months
a p*lish man whose dick I once sucked 4,5 years ago and had no contact with since randomly messaging me on instagram to tell me he’s been “following my radicalisation in the previous weeks with great horror” ??? 😂 bitch stay in your lane jfc
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@SomaticCucumber
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9 years
#gaycation absolutely made my day. Amazing, touching and incredibly humane. Thank you so much @ianjdaniel and @EllenPage !!!
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war so glücklich nichts von özge zu sehen seitdem sie uns den gefallen getan hat und sich hier auf Twitter deleted hat. Und jetzt das. Ekelhafte Staatsräson-Grifterin 🤢🤢🤢
@DanWei55
OnlyDans
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Was Özge nicht in den Kopf kriegt ist dass es in der Tat ein unterschied ist ob man Geisel ist oder Gefangene. Geiseln werden in der Regel besser behandelt weil sie ein Asset sind. Gefangene werden gefoltert, verhungert, getötet oder einfach für Jahre in ein Loch geschmissen.
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time off social media is so important
@CuirAsFolk
CuirAsFolk
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Headed to my friend’s gay BDSM TPE slave training compound in a medieval European fortress for the next 2 months. I’ll likely be incommunicado until July or so, given that as a gimp, I won’t have access to electronics/social media. C’ya!!
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this is the German mind. revolting genocidal racist nazis. this country should have never been allowed to exist post WWII…
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3 years
Looking forward 2 opera houses opening again so I can wear this when I go
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1 year
18 year old me accidentally showing my 6 year old cousin a picture of a man in a jockstrap at the dinner table during polish catholic christmas eve with my entire deeply homophobic family present. he loudly exclaimed what happened, I came out and my grandfather had a heart attack
@adiiiaf
aditya
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can y’all drop your family dramas
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1 year
how every queer-coded straight guy in berlin looks like. some actual queers too. they all stink and are addicted to k
@custardloaf
sydney
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so so so sick of seeing this genre of man
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While in so many places in the world art's funding is being cut, Germany just increased theirs by over 300.000.000 for 2018. Quite proud 🇩🇪
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@baudrillardbae und dabei ist der lebenslauf einfach so lieb...
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art about “care” feels like this
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This is perhaps the best thing I’ve ever seen
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It’s been clear for months that protests are not enough and that more radical action is required, but it’s still heartening to see thousands of people on Berlin streets 3 days in a row, less afraid of cops than ever. We need to channel that energy. If Gaza burns, Berlin burns!
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I got blocked by a middle aged man on Twitter dot com because I said something bad about...Beethoven Music Twitter is wild
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I’m absolutely chuffed to have been offered a place on the MA of the Institute of Applied Theatre Studies in Giessen!! That obviously means moving to Giessen next year, but happily I’ll be able to split my time between Berlin and there almost evenly. Very exciting times ahead 🥳
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Her participation in a performance was disrupted by activists due to her staunch Zionist position and statements, though now she - A GERMAN CHRISTIAN WOMAN - is claiming to be the victim of antisemitism because she works for the Jewish museum.
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Back when I was in 4th grade, which school you’d be put in was still dependent on your grade average. Even though mine was better than what was required my racist teacher still refused to send me there because I didn’t have a German name & my mum couldn’t speak German well.
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German schoolteachers pulling out the skin color charts, the skull calipers, and carefully measuring parental salaries before determining which students are ‘academic enough’ based on vibes: “yeah, this system is fair and outstanding!”
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Gamba, wine & dog
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this is such a powerful & intelligent text by @UssamaMakdisi on how Palestinian suffering is foundational to contemporary German national identity. written 3 years ago but more urgent than ever.
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it’s hilarious that people like czollek (though many such “rebellious” grifters with book contracts) made careers out of “dis-identifying” with Germany, only to stand in line with every major political party or news medium, from right to “left”
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@SomaticCucumber
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3 years
I GOT IT
@SomaticCucumber
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omg I’ve gotten through 2 the final round for a scholarship that would literally be life changing. there will be one more interview next Wednesday and I won’t know peace until then ughhhhhhh
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1 year
Egal wie man zu Fabian Wolff steht, das ist ein eklig suggestiver und instrumentalisierender Text, der eine Verbindung zwischen dem Tod der Ex-Freundin und Fabian versucht heraufzubeschwören ohne irgendetwas Konkretes zu benennen.
@martazamiraa
Marta Zamira Ahmedov
1 year
Die Ex-Freundin von Fabian Wolff lebt nicht mehr. Nachdem sie Nachweise erbrachte, die ernsthaft an seiner jüdischen Identität zweifeln ließen, und mehrere Redaktionen dies nicht veröffentlichen wollten, bekam sie Post von seinem Anwalt. Heute ist sie tot.
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ok so the sickest christmas present just came in: friends and I just got quite a bit of funding to make some wacky experimental music theatre in April and May of next year 😍 veryyyy excited!!!
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I think I have replayed Kathryn Lewek shout “shut the fuck up!” over a solo of the concertmaster of the Vienna Phil a 100 times now
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Not gonna lie, I’m pretty impressed by and grateful for what Berlin managed to do for freelance artist in these testing times. My bf and I filled out the pretty uncomplicated Corona-Grant online form yesterday afternoon only for both of us to receive the full sum today...
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3 years
2nd pandemic birthday
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@Loomlnext Museumsdirektorenbezogener Antisemitismus
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2 years
everything about this is embarrassing
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I found a flat omg
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“what are you?! the social media police?!?”
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A whole country indoctrinating itself to gain some kind of elusive absolvment by cheering on a people they once genocided themselves in their effort to now genocide another people. German guilt is a different kind of drug.
@PaulZiemiak
Paul Ziemiak
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Aus Solidarität mit den Opfern terroristischer Raketen-Angriffe wird vor dem Konrad-Adenauer-Haus der @cdu die Flagge des Staates Israel 🇮🇱 gehisst. Sie bleibt dort bis nach dem 14. Mai., dem Jahrestag der Staatsgründung Israels. #IsraelUnderAttack #staatsr äson @IsraelinGermany
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I am actually obsessed with their grade 4 “tell us about your day” - essay vibes. modern-day poets.
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@fag_tips a little german girl called Oberboihingen 😍
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trembling at the thought of the stupidity of the incoming german op-eds in newspapers 😵‍💫
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this racist straw-man repeated like a broken record by fans of ethnic cleansing is so funny because it literally reads like “you fagg*t better be happy that we at least tolerate you” 😭 also: a) I look soooo cute in that photo b) I don’t know what he’s implying, I’m straight
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2 years
full solidarity with the deliveroo driver
@BodyBagnall
Bags
2 years
Deliveroo driver has gone rogue this morning
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people queuing outside in the cold at the ausländerbehörde for hours, someone broke into tears because they were 5 minutes late to their appointment due to public transport and coming from a shelter at the outskirts of berlin while white expat types arrive in an Uber and go in
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really few things coming out of germany lately have terrified me as much as the far-right cdu’s suggestion to revoke people’s german citizenship if they are dual citizens protesting for palestine. not only is the cdu most likely to be in power soon federally, paired with…
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boycotting black friday by not buying anything (i have 21€ in my bank account)
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who want me 😔😔
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@rarecray
Dan
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reasons why i’m single
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Not wanting to be dramatic, but this is when music peaked and there will never be a greater opening to ANYTHING EVER
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5 years
Germany is out of control
@RITTER_SPORT_DE
RITTER SPORT DE
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Wir empfehlen dazu Sauce hollandaise! 😉🍽 #spargelzeit #rittersport
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2 years
Es ist egal, was Lederer als Kulturpolitiker tut (manches gut, vieles schlecht), ihn zu unterstützen ist aufgrund seines Israelfanatismus unentschuldbar. Es gibt manche Leute in meinen Kreisen, die das tun und das ist nichts als Heuchlerei und mangelnde Integrität.
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feeling physically sick thinking about the ‘flour massacre’ in gaza. there can be no state of israel in a just world.
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get germany’s ass. country of racist genocidal uglies 🤢
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