Which of this stage have you reached on twitter?
1. PhD Twitter
2. BSc Twitter.
3. Drop out Twitter.
4. School cert Twitter.
5. Illiterate Twitter.
Me: Drop out Twitter🤣
#AGEGE
#BBNaija
Twitter peeps are the real MVPs.
My pinned tweet is booming, I love you all😘.
Thanks once again y'all, incase you haven't seen my pinned tweet, go see it now and do the needful.
I am rehearsing already.😂😂😂
#SydneyTalker
@Postsubman
I am sorry some people's life is based on movie, internet and fictions unsteady of reality, especially twitter ladies.
FGS, is there a consensus between the husband and wife? Yes, is the husband and wife happy? Yes. So where are you all coming from? You aren't even married yet..
She raise me in the face of rejection and depression.
She went all out to make sure I had a life.
She never remarried.
She prayed and fast so I can be someone.
She stood for me in my shameless times.
She is my Mom and she is a year older today.
Please celebrate my hero.
Dear Mom,
I understand I have been a stone headed boy, a fish brain son, but over the years, I have been working relentlessly to be a good boy.
I wish you a Happy Birthday mommy,
From your son 🧡 to you.
Your son.
Say a prayer for my mom🙏
@gabrielakwaja
@Kemisanwo
If he eats it with oat or custard, how does that affects you?
Learn to respect people choice of action, as long as it doesn’t directly affect you.
He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up.
I can proudly say, I blew
@Sydney_Talker
on twitter today🥴🥴🥴.
In just 2hrs he got over 40k impression as a result of my tweet.
I think Sydney should say a thank you😂😂😂.
#SydneyTalker
I remember what
#100
meant so much to me some years back.
One can even make rice stew with it. But now, one will need about
#300
to cook ordinary rice stew😒
#ThisIsNotMyNigeria
My prediction for gameweek 1.
Liverpool 4-1 Norwich
West Ham 1-3 Man City
Bournemouth 3-2 Sheffield United
Burnley 1-1Southampton
Palace 1-2 Everton
Watford 3-2 Brighton
Spurs 3-1Aston Villa
Leicester 2-2 Wolves
Newcastle 1-4 Arsenal
Man United 1-1 Chelsea
#EPL
@timwesttt_
@SubDeliveryZone
The difference is that, he wants to marry her, but he is not comfortable with her exposing her body.
And he is scared of infidelity.
We actually did not give
@iamdbanj
the deserved credit for his immense contribution as a judge in this year’s
#NigerianIdol
.
He and I.K were the life of the show.
#NigerianidolS7