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@ohadsamet
Ohad
5 months
My kids go to a British school, and I joined its board, which makes me, by standard vernacular, a Governor What I'm basically saying is, talk to me in Guy Ritchie parlance or gtfo
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Absolutely no words. Wow.
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@ohadsamet
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11 months
If you're a young person following this OpenAI nonsense, here's the major takeaway: these people aren't smarter than you. They aren't more talented. They don't make better decisions. You can do this too, and better, and you should. Go do something big.
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@ohadsamet
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8 months
One of Sweden’s largest grocery chains cannot accept payments today because its systems cannot handle 2/29. I hope your day is going better.
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Just farted really loudly. Any startups working on this problem?
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@ohadsamet
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11 months
Oh suddenly y’all care about a Jew being terminated
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11 months
oh, right, suddenly all the VCs on here are experts in board govern-- right, yeah, actually
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Me packing for my SF visit based on tweets in my echo chamber
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3 years
Stripe and Plaid should launch a JV called Kilt
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
BAD MONKEY(a thread! for real!) Ever wondered why CEOs aren't more visible outside of their formal commitments? It's because doing anything outside of the paths of corporate machinery like connecting authentically on social media, or developing a hobby that requires creativity,
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
When I was chief risk officer at Klarna our loss rate was 84 basis points on more than $2.5 B in annual originations. Credit cards were at least triple that.
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
two heartbreaking (for me) realizations i've had in tech: - many people aren't as smart or talented as they seem, rather connected or privileged - what i thought was charming awkwardness was actually often a thinly veiled sociopathic inability to empathize with other humans
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@ohadsamet
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1 year
I once attended a fancy dinner with a banker turned VC who came to it all bushy bearded, back from a retreat where - he said - he learned how to connect with his feelings and really listen, then proceeded to hog the conversation and talk over all of us to explain his epiphanies
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
@Antoinette0x53 because they think they deserve it
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
The late stage CEO role is deeply misunderstood by founders. That’s why you see founder CEOs “solving problems” with engineers, “obsessing over product”, or compulsively reorganizing their company. Unfortunately there’s only a tiny contingent of people who can guide you.
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Seeing analysis of Apple’s risk to Affirm and Klarna and remembering how Google Pay killed PayPal in 2004, 2007, and at least 3-4 times since
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
@jen_mcfadden There are normal people in SF, I swear
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
There's no such thing as "we've always been big fans." You either gave me money or you didn't.
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@ohadsamet
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8 months
“Our lending business is scaling fast” has to be top 3 famous last words in fintech
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Jevgenijs Kazanins
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What?! 10 basis points of Toast’s $TOST net take rate in Q4 2023 came from Toast Capital (that’s $33.7 million or 19% of Fintech solutions gross profit). They are scaling Toast Capital fast!
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Friday was my last day at @stripe . I’ve never worked there but it feels weird to be the only one
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2 years
Your job is: 1. Define strategy 2. Exemplify culture 3. Identify non-incremental big bets 4. Execute on the above through acquiring and allocating capital and senior talent
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@ohadsamet
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11 months
The people attempting (and failing) to dump on this here twete have obviously not visited my onlyfans, therefore are unaware of the immense porn empire I have built with my own hands (and, uhhh, other body parts)
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Sometimes it feels like so much of fintech is just deeply uninspiring. A loose coat of paint over a bunch of APIs and a shaky integration into a legacy player.
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
It’s still insane that I, a private company CEO and not an elected official, decide on the health coverage of thousands of people (employees + dependents)
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@ohadsamet
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7 months
I regret to inform you that after a decade of only investing as an LP, I’m branching out a bit to invest as an angel in companies I can actively help.
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
You know what we’re missing? A credit card for immigrants in the US that don’t have a credit score
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Makes you think: Bezos either has zero real friends or he’s so lost that he won’t listen to them. Faced with unimaginable wealth, he’s turned into your most embarrassing uncle. How does that make you feel about your daily pursuits?
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
@iankar_ listen: commas
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
@pitdesi Adopting this style for my next funding round
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Not sexy, Not Boring, not the typical path to dominance, yet here we are. Proud to have Packy in our corner.
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Packy McCormick
3 years
This might be the least sexy Not Boring essay ever. @ohadsamet & @trueaccord like it that way. Over 8 years, it's quietly built a fintech juggernaut that's helping people get, and stay, out of debt. Now, it's partnering w fintechs to rethink the system.
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Just sitting in the plane to Vegas, reflecting
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Early stage VCs are here!
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
This is a troll, right? None of these words mean anything?
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@ohadsamet
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6 months
I knew @mlevchin was a strong strategist, but making someone named Libor the president of your interest rate-dependent company is some next level stuff
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
More seriously though, @mlevchin . He’s not, personally, the reason I came to SV and started a company but he’s by far the best public example for the type of tech leader I felt I wanted to be around, and maybe be like, when i first came over, causing me to want to move.
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Saba Karim
2 years
Name a startup CEO and/or founder you look up to. And why.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
So Afterpay tapped out more or less at the top of the cycle?
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Signed another major BNPL player today. One more to go.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
My guilty pleasure is researching young people giving life and professional advice on Twitter to find out how their parents made their money
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
The only amusing thing in this saga is people pretending that a 20 y/o whose claim to fame is a circle jerking podcast can produce anything that isn’t propaganda. He’s not the problem, he’s just a symptom, like the Midas List and the 30u30 and all that bullshit
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Here we go.
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Just me, making #content
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Based on visual cues, I’m concerned my daughter is about to embezzle 8 billion dollars
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
One thought about layoffs: if you are an early stage founder hiring people from bigtech, do not be tempted to match their last comp. It's a tough reality but your runway will be shot if you attempt to do that, and no single person is worth $500k in *cash* early on.
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@ohadsamet
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1 year
This is my fourth 4th of July as a proud naturalized citizen of the best country on earth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@ohadsamet
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11 months
Founding any startup is hard, and founding a credit card startup is 10X more difficult. Congratulations to my friends at "Apple" for taking a moon shot with their "Apple Card". Can't wait to see what you'll do next.
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Another awesome partnership for @trueaccord , this time with @SilaMoney ! Proud to be working with the most forward-thinking teams in fintech. cc: @shamir_k
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Few tech things grind my gears like a trust fund baby who failed in bringing a product to market and pivoted to being an “early stage VC” who tweets about having been a “founder”
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@ohadsamet
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1 year
I think back to this episode every time I listen to another Business Leader Who Is Now A Reformed Spiritual Leader who turns out to (still) be a raging narcissist
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@ohadsamet
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1 year
44 years old today. Don’t believe the doomsayers: we get better, happier, and healthier (relatively) well into our 40s, and probably decades more with new science. There’s lots to look forward to.
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@ohadsamet
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8 months
@Paulnternet In a grocery store?
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
i swear someone wrote a thread about their lessons from founding a company ONE MONTH IN
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Thomas Kurian
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We’re introducing a new offering called Gemini Business, which lets organizations use generative AI in Workspace at a lower price point than Gemini Enterprise, which replaces Duet AI for Workspace Enterprise.
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Buy my book, “My Idiosyncratic Experience Is Totally Generalizable To Your Circumstances”, now out for only $19.99
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
It's a slippery slope
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
If you’re thinking “this doesn’t sound like a busy schedule” you’re absolutely right hours wise! My job isn’t to beat you in back to back meetings. When one successful breakfast with a PE partner could catapult the business five years ahead, this is a different job.
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
or any similar activity requires a level of energy that senior people don't have. That's because of what running a company is like. It can be fun, and stressful, and many other things, but most of all it's an incredible sink of emotional energy.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
The reason we fell asleep anywhere as soldiers is we were consistently sleep deprived and were taking the workload of a mule on meth but sure, relax your whole face or something 👍👍👍
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Colby Kultgen
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How to fall asleep quickly. The Military Method (works for 96% of people):
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Today in Probably Nothing: #1 "Total U.S. foreclosure starts: 32,900 Month-over-month change: 702.44% Year-over-year change: 457.63%" This is a *leading* indicator, given the backlog. Delinquencies will look good for a bit before they rise.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
I’ve noticed that the more successful people are the nicer they tend to become. All can turn extremely aggressive when they need to be but the daily chest thumping is usually an amateur’s game
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
Inflation, rising debt levels&defaults: if you are bearing about the credit cycle, there's only one way to make that bet at scale and with technology: @TrueMLco . We've acquired a leader in debt repayment for utilities, telcos, and finance to significantly increase that scale.
@TrueMLco
TrueML
2 years
Big news! @TrueML has acquired the #debtcollection business of ERC and plans to reach more consumers experiencing collections with an expanded scope of digital-first products and services. Read more: #machinelearning #fintech @ohadsamet
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
You, an intellectual: Upstart’s algorithms have been improving (read the other quote tweets) Me, a simple risk and credit person: everyone’s delinquencies have been plummeting when the gov gives out trillions
@CDOSqrdResids
CDOSquaredCapital
3 years
You can see delinquency and cumulative net loss charts like this in these reports
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
You know what we’re missing? A tag for sarcasm
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
if you're a heavy twitter user and haven't noticed the bugs... you're not a heavy twitter user
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@ohadsamet
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6 months
Earned wage access. 1. Identified a real need 2. Catalyzed both reg and tradfi response 3. Created a new normal 4. Spawned several successful companies Like it or not, it was an important wedge and literally capital-D Disruptive. Proof that disruption isn’t always abt new tech
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Simon Taylor
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Fintech twitter. What's your favorite FIntech innovation of the last 10 years and why?
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
@bjornjeffery I'm losing my mind over the "I’ve been hard working, bold, driven for as along as I can remember" my brother in tech you are a director of eng in FAANG
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
I shouldn’t care but it still gets to me that they gave $250m to a kid to set up a ponzi while we used less than half of that to positively affect the lives of 10s of mil through products and federal policy. How much faster I’d be with a S or a16z behind me? Frustrating to no end
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
So I read a lot of fiction and write some things and work out and run a few silly little side projects. They don't shut the monkey up but they dim the noise for a bit so I can recharge, think better of myself, and also be a better CEO along the way.
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Top 10 chef in the world telling me what’s what
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
If you’re young and watching self appointed “tech leaders” in the public sphere, and your conclusion is anything other than “these people aren’t any better or smarter than me”, you’re not paying attention
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
TrueAccord + Fintech = an explosive 2022. Credit volumes are rising, defaults are normalizing, and that means a lot of consumers to help.
@trueaccord
TrueAccord
3 years
We're pleased to announce our partnership with @synapsefi as an expansion of our Collections-as-a-Service offering, bringing our best-in-class recovery capabilities to Synapse’s customer-centric fintech ecosystem. #fintech #BaaS
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
Counter pitch: with this amount of money I will forever change the consumer debt collection industry, globally, in 12 months and reduce the suffering of hundreds of millions
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
2 years
BREAKING: FTX seeking $9.4 billion for rescue, per Reuters.
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@ohadsamet
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9 months
VCs explaining to founders that they shouldn’t have taken so much money at such a high valuation
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Is BNPL just a feature? Nope. Read my short take here 👇👇👇
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
On 12/1, a new debt collection regulation is in effect. I’m proud of our part in it, including better data upfront for consumers and limiting phone calls from 30-40/week to max 7/week. I’m also stunned at an industry that seems wholly unprepared for this huge change.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
Incredible sympathy for founders and execs who aren't going to sleep until this issue is resolved one way or the other. My DMs, email, etc are open if you need to talk.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
As someone who worked at Klarna in the early years, got its loss rates to under 1%, and remembers that the company was started several years before the GFC… I find it funny that people claim BNPL is a ZIRP phenomenon
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
I went, in my lifetime, from not being able to call my uncle in the US from Israel on our rotary phone because that was too expensive, to messaging with my wife on my mobile phone while on a transatlantic flight practically for free. That’s just hard to grasp.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
This “actually neobanks are bad business” shift we’re witnessing is really something
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
HUGE 🚀🚀🚀
@trueaccord
TrueAccord
3 years
With more than 1 million consumer accounts now being managed through Retain, we can see the robust results of the product on improving early-stage delinquencies for our clients. Check out our results (40% more effective!):
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Breaking: TrueAccord raises $420M (tree fiddy of primary and the rest is a loan to buy @nadavsamet a tricked up G650 but go with it)
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@ohadsamet
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3 years
Yesterday I came up with a product idea and it turns out we’re already beta testing it with a client. It’s almost as though people know what they’re doing around here and don’t need me to micro manage them. Shocking.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Every once in a while I send a hot startup referral to the same list of investors I send help requests to and enjoy the disparity in responses
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Retain is our latest breakout SaaS product offering our technology with your brand from the first missed payment. It outperforms the nearest competitor by 40%: that means lower loss reserves, more consumers back on track, and higher retention.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
I am quite often the guy who tells the founder who’s about to mortgage their life for their failing seed stage company to pull the plug and so far it’s 50/50 between “you saved my life” and “never speaking to you ever again”. Not correlated with company survival rates.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Since everyone’s asking… we do have a BNPL debt repayment report coming out soon. Watch this space or @trueaccord
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
Cannot believe my luck: venture firm that missed the last round because it moved too slow is willing to invest a large check in last round’s price if we only go through their whole investment committee process from scratch! #blessed
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
“It all started when our cofounder experienced a sharp inversion of the yield curves that resulted in high borrowing costs. That’s why, at Bankruptly, we are democratizing the process of sovereign debt default.”
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
I just don’t see anything newsworthy in that NYT piece about Bolt
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
“There were 45,517 properties with foreclosure filings in Q3, up 34% from Q2 and 68 percent from a year ago, according to ATTOM’s Q3 2021 U.S. Foreclosure Market Report. There were 19,609 properties with foreclosure filings in September, up 24% MoM and 102% YoY.”
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
11 months
@d_feldman Not necessarily. There's a reason why CTOs need CEOs.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Howdy new followers. Since you came here for the BNPL, here’s something for you to read
@trueaccord
TrueAccord
3 years
Buy Now, Pay Later debts in collection see higher and faster repayment rates than similar-sized credit card debts—BNPL repayment is 2x+ higher than credit card repayment at both 30 and 90 days. Read our report for more #BNPL and #debtcollection insights:
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
3 years
Moving between engagements with different people in very different emotional states, handling mostly emergencies and escalations, hearing (sometimes) bad news and having to work through the rest of your day.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
So Digit served millions of people, but mistakenly didn’t reimburse less than 2000 people for a total of $68k and they are now the Bad Guys because the CFPB wrote some big words in a press release? This is more than five9 of uptime.
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@ohadsamet
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2 years
PSA for founders: I will gladly help you even if I’m not an investor. You can even grant me one share to say I’m “on the cap table”. Just stop thinking only people who randomly gave you $10k will help you. That’s not the culture I was brought up in.
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
Therefore my ceo tip of the week is: when faced with making decisions, simply make good decisions instead of making bad decisions. Like and follow for more
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Scott Wessman
2 years
if I ran twitter I would simply have a perfectly neutral moderation policy that didn't require individual judgment and was also fully transparent
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Ohad
2 years
I’m so old, I attended when money 2020 was held at the Aria
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
The existence of a Post Malone implies the existence of a Pre Malone. Any idea what the valuation and terms were?
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
What did I get done this week? - didn’t debase one of my life projects - was not caught groveling in texts to my rich friend - didn’t cause mayhem because I’m bored - generally acted like a decent, ethical human
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@ohadsamet
Ohad
2 years
I love hiring people from Amazon because they are: 1. Very smart 2. Very frugal 3. Absolutely traumatized by amazon so being treated like humans at @TrueMLco feels to them like heaven
@GergelyOrosz
Gergely Orosz
2 years
Another day, another now former Amazon software engineer sharing how Amazon put them through hell thanks to a meritless PIP which was the set up so they would fail and be fired. Amazon has a 6% target to fire people and they do. Every single year. And yet few people know this.
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