Shane Nicholson
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Former 9th Most Popular™ Rangers Supporter. M's sufferer. Volunteer. Erstwhile journo. Bullshit daily; CROpod forever:
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You absolutely did not eat $28 of Taco Bell on your own without it involving another $200 in alcohol and drugs
Fox Business contributor: “You want to know how bad inflation is? Yesterday, yes, I had a nice lunch at Taco Bell — cost me about $28 at Taco Bell for lunch.”
Um, how is that even physically possible? (Also, don’t think I’ll take financial advice from this guy.)
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Bellingham and Lundstram both getting up, shaking hands, on with it. Had that collision happened in the SPFL, whatever midfielder it was John got caught in the 50/50 with would still be trying to get a red card shown. Lead of Sportscene. Five days on the radio about it.
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For those of you who really grew up during The Banter Years, I'd like to welcome you all back to the 1990s.
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"10 in a row with fans"
You got sent a league trophy as a fucking email attachment.
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I still can't believe Glen Kamara is suspended for being racially abused while at his job.
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Not only are we winning the league, but we get to start celebrating it in fucking January. We are going to be unbearable as a fanbase by about mid-March and I, for one, am absolutely here for it.
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Not saying we need to go ahead and hand Bayern the £6 million for Tillman, but we need to go ahead and hand Bayern the £6 million for Tillman.
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Godley binned. Compston's evening ruined by 30 seconds of a song. Their CEO out the door after 15 minutes. If Carlsberg wrapped up international breaks.
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Bodo/Glimt now on par with 1970 Brazil and Dortmund are actually a side composed of over-60s from a caravan park just trying to get their exercise.
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I find a little peace not only in that he got to see 55, but he was there for parts of it, as only any of us would've wanted him to be.
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The AGM is next week. Question the people that have allowed this to happen and make them accountable. Don't worry about pies or MyGers or whatever. Why did they allow this team to become this fucking diabolical post-55? Make them answer, don't let them waffle around it.
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QotS have tried to play more football against us than anyone has in all of our league matches combined so far this year.
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Leigh Griffiths is a piece of shit. Stop sugar coating it. Stop making excuses. He's a jakey piece of shit who has wasted his talent. That's all.
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Angiogram came back good, no blockages or build up. Waiting for an ultrasound now; since I've had covid they wanna see if there's any physical damage that may have caused it. But feeling good. Thanks for all the kind messages, everyone.
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Dundee banning Boyd over reasoned and justified criticism of a player who isn't even theirs. Surely a media firestorm to ensue at the pundit's defence.
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CROpod is gonna be a little late this week, guys. Mild heart attack, apparently. I feel fine, vitals are all good, they caught it in the blood work. Felt more like an asthma attack than anything. But we'll get the show out whenever I get home. ✌💙
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Oft-overlooked because the music was just that good: How fucking brilliant/perfectly-odd were Tom Petty's videos?
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Celtic got AVB out of the manager's office faster than they could Lennon.
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K, so not "what really happened" but utter bullshit disrespecting the nearly 3,000 people who lost their lives.
Cool.
Twin towers investigator will be appearing on my podcast to talk about what really happened on 9/11.
If you love your conspiracies then this shot will blow your mind 🤯
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Pretty certain that Senderos is perpetually reliving the traumatic death of his childhood dog being caught in a tractor's drive shaft.
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Remember 7 months ago when we clinched the league and Damo here popped this out in the same week? That was a good week. Let's have more of those.
LIVE IT UP - Mental As Anything
I did not know this tune until February when it became one of the most requested songs by my fans !
For my fans in Scotland, all of the UK and Australia. 🏴🇬🇧🇦🇺
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HMRC should have to pay all of us £50M for having to watch Dean Shields, Fran Sandaza and Jon Daly
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I flagged this last week and it's just been sitting here on my desk since, but this is what us being back on US TV means: Rangers are easily accessible via ESPN+ for nearly all league games; CBS Sports for Europe; and they talk about us on football shows.
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Mcgivern is the guy who submarined Chris Graham's board seat back in the banter years. Over a cartoon Chris didn't draw. And Mark is a man fond of the term "hun" as is most the people left in the DR newsroom.
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Imagine finding out your old tweets are subject to your own nonsense hate bill...
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A decade of absolute shit evaporating before our eyes. My god. It's beautiful.
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Oh buddy...
Nice of the
#Pope
to 'vindicate' all Jews of Jesus' death, what next he'll let off all Muslims for 9/11?
#2000yearstoolate
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Save it. Your brand of nationalism is no less incendiary; you just don't have dipshits with machine guns to back it up.
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Things we absolutely need every match:
1. Morelos
2. A proper hard bastard
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For years, people have talked about your propensity for defending sex offenders via your columns and radio appearances. But here we are.
For years people have spoken about the sheer squalor, filth and bigotry found on Follow Follow. Just how Stewart Robertson and Rangers have contrived to make this cesspit “an official media partner” of the club is utterly depressing.
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When I say there's a special sort of racist throughout the midwest, Steve King is exactly the sort of piece of shit I'm talking about
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As awful as he was at his job, gotta give Martin Bain credit for hiding the EBT scheme by PUTTING IT IN THE PUBLISHED ACCOUNTS EVERY YEAR.
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I'm just wondering what happened between being told we were on-track to be profitable without player sales at the AGM to ~£12M to fuck around with and scrounging for loan moves the final days of the window. We're now playing penny poker with the league and £40M on the line.
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@byjoelanderson
I'm sorry for things parts of my fam did for 300 years, and I'll be right beside you trying to make it better to the end.
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Obviously me and
@ibroxrocks
are gonna skip our planned nonsense programming for today. I may try to put something together whenever I can talk for about two minutes straight without greeting.
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Are we really going to have a discussion around VAR in Scottish football when there are still clubs with plastic pitches in the top division?
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Setting aside McGregor saying Clancy told him he'd seen it...
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Btw, and this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this and then we're done, but whatever Goldson was doing on that cross and then to turn around and blame Bassey for it--dude, own your shit. That never should've gotten the wrong side of you. Not fuck to do with young Calvin.
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Seven years ago today, Jack Irvine was trying to find a way to take me to court for calling Sandy Easdale a crook.
Time flies, friends.
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I have defeated the hospital challenge. CROpod returns Thursday.
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As bad as The Banter Years got, we sacked Sandaza for seemingly not knowing how to decline a call on his mobile.
Griffiths, meanwhile...
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Can't believe I get to watch us in a second European semifinal in a decade-and-a-half and we had an absolute nonsense of 10 years between those. An incredible record.
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☑ Developed at a regional club where no cunt can understand what they say
☑ Made their mark at a North London outfit
☑ Few injury-marred years in Italy
☑ Rocks up at Ibrox out of fucking nowhere
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I saw zero complaints regarding the squad taking a knee today, which speaks volumes to how well I've managed my TL.
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I made it through about 8 minutes. That's about all I've got left in the tank today and it's not even 830am.
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Chin up,
@GrahamSpiers
. You'll always have this great moment in your career to look back on.
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Under-informed James Sands thread: Pretty much the same age as Mo with about the same international experience when we signed the latter from Toronto. Sands has about double the MLS appearances, and has shown more positional versatility playing as a DM and CB.
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Celtic, April 2020: "We have to end this season now. Today. We have to think of lives n shit."
Celtic, October 2020: "lol what? Naw. We didn't say that. Besides, they're not *really* sick. Not really."
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Ally as manager, like, whatever. Y'all know my thoughts on that.
Ally in the
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shirt is still one of the heroes my entire existence. God bless this man.
The goal which made Ally McCoist Rangers greatest ever League goal scorer.
Bob McPhail had held the record for 57yrs until McCoist scored his 231st League goal v Raith Rovers at Ibrox in January 1996.
Mr. McPhail was on hand to congratulate McCoist after the game.
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celtic: "we dont have enough players to play it's unfair move the break up"
also celtic:
🟢| Celtic are looking to offload a number of players in the January transfer window to reduce the size of the squad with Liam Shaw and Ewan Henderson set for moves away👇
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Spurs have won 3 trophies in my entire life and are 24 points off the top.
Super League.
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If the payoff for them losing their captain, manager and CEO is us losing two podcasters, so be it.
That said, we have the title and I'll let Cammy and Hoggy host whatever they want on my network. So who really won here?
We did. We won 55.
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Dunno what we'll do without Keith Jackson. How will I know what Kenny Miller had for lunch?
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@nbeaudrot
Remember when there were like a few people from Little Rock working in the WH travel office? Man... that was some shit.
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You think they're losing it now? Just wait til Ayr are denied visas for that tie. 👀
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If you feel like you wasted your day, just remember that Paul the Tim sat outside the girodome for six hours waiting to take a selfie.
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The difference officiating makes. Almost like... like... the refs in the SPFL are just really really bad. Really terrible.
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See, the thing with English's bullshit is that the internet is like a little time machine that catches it all.
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I have broken out for this once-in-a-lifetime occasion at 8am on a still quite cold March morning perhaps the finest Rangers top ever known.
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HE WAS BLATANTLY MISUSING THE DEVICE. HE IS NOT DISABLED. HE GOT HURT PLAYING BADMINTON AT HOME. PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE AMBULANCES DON'T SHOW UP. HE'S THE FUCKING HEALTH MINISTER.
Jesus fucking hell.
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Just sitting here thinking about Konterman's thunderbastard against them in 2002. That was a fucker of a hit, huh?
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Here for them highlighting our failures in the Champions League when their drought without a knockout round win is old enough to vote, drink, and already served a tour in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, we've reached two European finals.
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@ibroxrocks
@4ladshadadream
You might be thinking, "Shane, there is no way there was a research paper published in 2017 that specifically studied the behaviour of Slavia supporters and the club's response," but you'd be wrong.
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Pedro wasn't up to the task as Rangers manager, and fair enough. But one can draw a pretty short and straight line between his treatment by certain parts of the media and Alfredo's now. But yeah, racism and xenophobia only exists in the stands and online. Print that.
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I'd very much like Rangers to stop ruining my weekend. Just any time now. Cut that shit out.
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*record scratches*
"Yep, that's me, Mark McGhee, football manager. You might be wondering how I got in this situation..."
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