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Snorlax is free!!!
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This festival sucks
Berejiklian: 11am
Andrews: 11.45am
Barr: 11.45am
Morrison: 12pm
Albanese: 12.15pm
If the leaders could come up with a better timetable for pressers so they are not all at once, that would be great
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I'm sorry but if you're anti-vax and a nurse, nursing isn't for you. Find another career path that won't harm other people.
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You sit and think that Scott Morrison couldn't become any more of a dickhead and he fucking proves you wrong
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As a woman I am getting angrier and angrier each day at this government. Sexual assault means nothing to them.
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The PM is going to be a guest of honour at an international women's day event tomorrow. That just feels like a slap in the face to women given recent events.
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Okay so tennis players are complaining about being locked in a hotel room for 2 weeks. Now just imagine how the refugees locked in them for 7+ years must feel.
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Hillsong members should remain isolated to protect Australia from the toxicity of religious cults. Oh, and the virus too I guess.
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I can't believe Dan Andrews has taken away our right to sleep for an extra hour. I am absolutely livid. Everybody put your clocks back to normal and fight this tyranny.
#auspol
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If you went to St Kilda tonight to party, I'm just going to assume that you have no respect for healthcare workers or your fellow Victorians for that matter. Sincerely, a very frustrated nurse.
#melbournetraitors
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The best news from today is that Sam Newman is going to be unhappy. Keep it up.
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I've said it once and I'll say it again, Australia is an extremely racist country.
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i think too many people are confusing oppression with inconvenience
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I don't know who needs to hear this (probably our Prime Minister) but Craig Kelly is fucking nuts
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The most venomous creature on earth is a human who thinks it's okay for refugees to be locked up for years on end.
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There's cruel and then there's cutting Medicare in the middle of a fucking global pandemic when people are already struggling.
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Most overrated brands, I'll go first: Dyson
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You know what they say, talk shit, get hit.
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let me get this straight:
you hit your wife with a chopping board
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A bit rich of Jeff Kennett to bang on about this government's mismanagement when he was the one who fucked up our healthcare system
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You guys were literally in lockdown for like 5 minutes
Queues at McDonaldโs stores across South Australia stretched for hundreds of metres as residents celebrated their newfound freedom.
#7NEWS
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Anyone else get the urge to vomit when they hear Scott Morrison's voice?
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bro just admit u have a limited vaccine supply and u fucked up the roll-out
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A big fuck you to all you protesters, none of us want to be in lockdown, yet you want to fuck up all our lives.
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Do people really think that ending lockdown will automatically make mental health issues, issues that have been overlooked for years, disappear?
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I hate when I'm treating a patient and I start vomiting all over them, makes the job a whole lot harder.
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Imagine being a wife-beater
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I was wearing my scrubs yesterday because I was putting petrol in my car after work and the lady at the servo was like "You're a nurse? You are doing a great job" and that honestly made my day.
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Good morning to everyone except those who defend racism in Australia
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surely they're just taking the piss now
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@jeff_kennett
Jeff I'm a nurse and I've been working 6 days a week throughout the entire pandemic and I haven't been able to take any time off. I've been waiting for this public holiday for months now. It's not a wasted day.
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the general public telling avi yemini to fuck off is fucking brilliant
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How do people still not understand that freedom of speech doesn't mean that you are free of consequences and criticism??????
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I mean cowardice to me would be hitting your wife with a chopping board
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENS IN CANBERRA
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Hello random men, instead of sending me a dm saying "hello, I like you", could you please just send me $10?
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Tell me you live in Australia without telling me you live in Australia
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I get frustrated at people spreading misinformation and telling others to avoid the AZ vaccine. I work with vaccines every single day and it's not easy seeing people so hesitant. Put things into perspective, we take risks every day. Vaccination is our only way out of this mess.
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my mum: "when i was your age i was married and had my own house"
yeah well mum i have 2000+ people look at the garbage i post on twitter so winner winner chicken dinner
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I know for a fact that one person at the protest today is not a tradie, they are my mums cousin and they haven't worked for over 10 years.
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I posted this one on my other account but you guys get it too
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We all make stupid mistakes, mine was following PRGuy last year.
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How to say you're a fuckwit without saying you're a fuckwit
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STOP ASKING JEFF KENNETT ABOUT HIS THOUGHTS ON THE PANDEMIC HE CLEARLY DOES NOT HAVE THE BEST JUDGEMENT BEING A FOSSIL
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Bottle shops: Essential because withdrawing from Alcohol abruptly can be harmful to people
Safe injecting rooms: Essential because you don't want people overdosing on the streets
Gyms: Not essential because there are plenty of ways to stay active without them open
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it's crazy to think that 5 years ago i was so ashamed of my body and suicidal even though i was 20kgs lighter. now i am like "meh it is what it is" ๐
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my uncle who lost his job because he refused to get the covid vaccine, is now messaging me, telling me to do my own research in terms of vaccines. i just sent him this "๐".
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Yes
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It looks like Sam Newman deleted his tweet. Interesting that he thought his constant racism, sexism and humiliation of the vulnerable on television wouldn't backfire on him.
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feeling a bit like velma with my fresh haircut
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happy sunday legends โค๏ธ
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Hello my name is genericname05628157 and I believe we don't have a racism problem in Australia
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imagine being so triggered by someone wearing a mask
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Shit's fucked, I should feel safe walking outside in my scrubs.
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The whole point of being vaccinated is to protect yourself from deadly diseases and protect your most vulnerable patients who can't get vaccinated from those diseases. It's that fucking simple.
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Don't ask a hot girl why she keeps coming up on your twitter feed, it's a blessing, just accept it.
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i apologise to sally in advance
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You know, a normal man would make sure a drunk woman got home safely, not fucking rape her.
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yeah like nearly every vaccine on the childhood schedule my dude
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Djokovic is living proof that you don't need to be a good person to be an elite sportsman
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My dad, who has been against the covid vaccine since day one is coming into my work today to get vaccinated. Love this for him.
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like if you want to smooch
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